Why are you always hiring your friends??


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    WEEMEANSYES  10 hours back

    Why'd you fire supermega?

    • Kyashi Tsuki
      Kyashi Tsuki  2 days back

      "aw you make such a cute anime girl...."
      -Dannnnnnnnnn 2019

      • ColaNotes
        ColaNotes  3 days back

        like is for dan talking abt his wine

        • SaruCharmed
          SaruCharmed  3 days back

          When is Phoenix Wright coming back? :(

          • Hol Your Horses
            Hol Your Horses  4 days back

            Now the just gotta beat the Space Lasagna

            • Jontman42
              Jontman42  4 days back

              Jesus I wish my hair curled like Dan's

              • BAZZiiiNGA
                BAZZiiiNGA  5 days back

                You need to hire the Groove Grumps guy to produce that on the channel. It’s fucking incredible.

                • Aggieboy
                  Aggieboy  6 days back

                  What's Ross's twitch channel name?

                  • Finkster5
                    Finkster5  6 days back

                    I used to use the "if they're in my house" thing too, but if you think about it, insects existed long before we did, and it's more than likely that we came along and built our houses right in the middle of their natural habitat. So if anyone is intruding on anyone's property, it's more like it's us. The property thing is an excuse to make us feel less bad about killing a living thing, not that I wasn't just as guilty of falling back on it. And sure, I wouldn't expect people to be civil in every single situation (like when there's an infestation for example), but I think it's good to be honest with ourselves about what we do. Most of the time we kill bugs because they're an annoyance or an inconvenience to us, which doesn't seem too valid to me.

                    As for black widows, they're far less dangerous then they're made out to be, rarely ever lethal and incredibly docile and reluctant to bite as well.

                    • Melinda Strange
                      Melinda Strange  7 days back


                      • punkpossum
                        punkpossum  7 days back

                        okay it might be because I’m like, super stoned, but is it just me or does this lighting make dan look like a newborn baby

                        • aequa
                          aequa  1 weeks back

                          OMG Dan the black widow story definitely almost made me cry haha

                          • horohorosrin
                            horohorosrin  2 weeks back

                            Hear first notes of Hohoemi no Bakudan

                            • Rikusgirl001
                              Rikusgirl001  2 weeks back

                              RIP Portal Bathroom

                              • Inks Hermit
                                Inks Hermit  2 weeks back

                                Can't help out think of that video where someone uses a broom to kill a spider but a whole nest of tiny spiders disperses. It's scary thinking one day you might open Pandora's box

                                • Tori Ruby
                                  Tori Ruby  2 weeks back

                                  Yall look really nice in this one (not that you don't always, but you know what I mean)

                                  • Wyatt Ehinger
                                    Wyatt Ehinger  2 weeks back

                                    9:12 I think there in some kind of time loop. Do you know what that is?

                                    • Sunbae ju
                                      Sunbae ju  2 weeks back

                                      Omg plz play yakuza 0 that would be amazing

                                      • trefrog
                                        trefrog  2 weeks back

                                        7:07 Toilet Princess

                                        • kernelPANIC
                                          kernelPANIC  2 weeks back

                                          I finally understand why Jon left. He didn’t want to be a part of this... From the current state of things, I would have done the same.

                                          • Spirit At Mach Speed
                                            Spirit At Mach Speed  2 weeks back

                                            I wasn't absolutely sure it was the same Borf from Respawn, but it's nice to know that it is.

                                            • Christina Edmunds
                                              Christina Edmunds  2 weeks back

                                              I'm sure this will get lost in a sea of comments, but would you guys ever consider hiring someone from another state/through an online process? I've recently got my first job as a software engineer and I would *love* for the opportunity to work with you guys.

                                              • wbkussmaul
                                                wbkussmaul  2 weeks back

                                                The new tool album so good.

                                                • wbkussmaul
                                                  wbkussmaul  2 weeks back

                                                  I’ve never been one for business talk but I would love to sit down with Arin and just listen to him talk about it. He makes it seem so interesting. Plus hearing game grumps mechanics is cool.

                                                  • Nicole
                                                    Nicole  2 weeks back

                                                    wait..Arin drinks now? no judgement i mean I drink was just wondering. been out of the grumps loop for so long now.

                                                    • cryptic
                                                      cryptic  2 weeks back

                                                      this is great

                                                      • Thomas Light
                                                        Thomas Light  3 weeks back

                                                        Hey Dan, maybe you could give Arin that signed wine if he SUX YER DIIIIICK!

                                                        • Jessica Mooney
                                                          Jessica Mooney  3 weeks back

                                                          Hnnng y’all singing kiss from a rose makes me moist 👌🏻😂

                                                          • MW2366
                                                            MW2366  3 weeks back

                                                            It's like a time loop, do you know what that is?

                                                            ... I swear, Dan hasn't lost the feeling of straight hair... he keeps pullin' on his curls.

                                                            • Meigsmerlin
                                                              Meigsmerlin  3 weeks back

                                                              Ok the game jam bit got me too hard. The first few times dan kept asking i was like "alright this is their usual fare." But when arin turned around and brought it up again i burst out laughing

                                                              • Hermogeon
                                                                Hermogeon  3 weeks back

                                                                Game idea: Arin and Dan respond to each other 2 sentences behind.

                                                                • Murpaderp
                                                                  Murpaderp  3 weeks back

                                                                  Lots of comments on title change, but what about the Arin thumb in the thumbnail?

                                                                  • bubls
                                                                    bubls  3 weeks back

                                                                    Dear Dan's squiggly strand of hair across his forehead, I love you.

                                                                    • lProN00bl
                                                                      lProN00bl  3 weeks back

                                                                      I'm surprised Arin can stop himself from screeching at the name newgrounds given how much he apparently hates the community he came from.

                                                                      • Sarah Cepeda
                                                                        Sarah Cepeda  3 weeks back

                                                                        “Toilet princess is coming back...”

                                                                        • Ed Boon
                                                                          Ed Boon  3 weeks back

                                                                          Dan talking about Tool and APC? I am complete.

                                                                          • Johnyliltoe
                                                                            Johnyliltoe  3 weeks back

                                                                            So there's a whole game making fun of Dan's dad's broken English. Ehhhhhhhhhhh....

                                                                            • Dane Maricic
                                                                              Dane Maricic  3 weeks back

                                                                              I want to see them react to PolyGrumps

                                                                              • Anthropomantic Fiend
                                                                                Anthropomantic Fiend  3 weeks back

                                                                                I rescue spiders whenever I find them in my house. But if they get on me, I WILL freak out.

                                                                                • Greifchen
                                                                                  Greifchen  3 weeks back

                                                                                  Pleeeeease play more Pokemon! I was so sad when you stopped playing Snap ;_;

                                                                                  • wiredmindset
                                                                                    wiredmindset  3 weeks back

                                                                                    I haven't seen an answer to this, but for those wondering what Dan is drinking in these videos that he always manages to keep faced away from us, it's a bottle of The Mountain Valley spring water.

                                                                                    • Fabienne Selinger
                                                                                      Fabienne Selinger  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Heck I would hire my friends. But only the good ones. Like the ones who have money to invest in my non existing company

                                                                                      • Christy
                                                                                        Christy  3 weeks back

                                                                                        I was out of town when this happened

                                                                                        • Kayleigh Wukovich
                                                                                          Kayleigh Wukovich  3 weeks back

                                                                                          PleASE put Kiss From A Rose on the next under the covers album???

                                                                                          • Lachlan Wood
                                                                                            Lachlan Wood  3 weeks back

                                                                                            what's a game jam?

                                                                                            • Emily Haire
                                                                                              Emily Haire  3 weeks back

                                                                                              So if they're moving offices what's going to happen to the portal bathroom?

                                                                                              • alZiiHardstylez
                                                                                                alZiiHardstylez  3 weeks back

                                                                                                Black Widows are actually pretty mellow, you'd have to really fuck with it for it to actually bite you. They're scary looking, no doubt but you could put the ol' plastic container and envelope would do the trick.
                                                                                                Source: Australian

                                                                                                • Akira Terzi
                                                                                                  Akira Terzi  3 weeks back

                                                                                                  deep grumps...