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  • Published: 26 July 2019
  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019 Comedy / Drama Movie), starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt and directed by Quentin Tarantino as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

    The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.

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Comments • 2 134

  • Rare Pep
    Rare Pep  8 hours back

    I think the movie is about of course an alternative timeline for the Manson murder, but also the journey of a western actor who is trying to cope/change the fact that he is becoming our of style. His story of regaining relevancy. I loved the relationship between rick and cliff, one of my favorite supporting actor performances

    • Declan Smyth
      Declan Smyth  19 hours back

      Im actually done. Charlie's taste is just kinda..... trash and bland. Sorry Charlie.

      • Chad
        Chad  1 days back

        Stick to Transformers, Charlie

        • Diogo Ribeiro
          Diogo Ribeiro  2 days back

          Omg i rly cant stand ppl bitching about Charlies opinions holy shit calling him retarded for not liking or understanding a movie just shows how weak minded you ppl rly are, this dude Gave bad reviews to shit i liked and it didnt make me furious or anything, because everyone is diferent and likes diferent things, yall just big pussies dunno why i even wasted time writing this

          • Omni Prism
            Omni Prism  2 days back

            This movie is like a gritty slice of life anime series condensed into a move... I liked it though

            • Harryporter 15
              Harryporter 15  2 days back

              I May disagree with your opinion but I still respect it

              • hi jim
                hi jim  2 days back

                I thought the movie was fine, but it was dissatisfying that there wasn't a true plot. When the credits rolled, I felt blue-balled. Brad Pitt was the best part of the movie. If he wasn't there, the movie would've fallen apart

                • Swedish Barbie
                  Swedish Barbie  3 days back

                  I genuinely feel sorry for you and everyone else that are incapable of understanding Tarantino movies. Nothing is more interesting and exciting and brings me more joy watching like all of his stuff, and i cant count how many times ive seen each and every. Since death proof i go several times at the cinema too. There is a lot of out there that dont get it, you prefer superhero movies and that more, you even said the last 15 minutes worked because of the action and humor, point proven. But ignorance is bliss, but I wish you could keep it to yourself. I stopped watching your moist meter since i found out you like anime, I just cant trust any of your judgement of movies since its completely the opposite. I had to watch this one though as I really wanted to know your reaction. And it was exactly what I expected.

                  All you edgy incels can call me a thot and shit now, or ust invalidate my opinion because im a WHAMAN... You know Charlie, how the majority of your fanbase behaves on twitch. I actually wonder what you feel about so many of your fans being entitled incel shits blaming others for them not getting laid, cause you never seemed like that type of person before. Watched your content since 2009/2010 and told people since about you by the way, take this as you will. I just felt like typing, useless though.

                  • Kekero
                    Kekero  3 days back

                    We’re reaching foot fetish levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

                    • Kekero
                      Kekero  3 days back

                      I like it when Brad Pitt smashed antifa

                      • Alpha Wolf
                        Alpha Wolf  3 days back

                        That’s a Quentin Tarantino Movie you never know what’s going to happen 👏👏👏

                        •   3 days back

                          Charles manson was briefly in the movie outside of roman polanskis and sharon tates house looking for his old friends who lived there before them. But ya same difference.

                          • I’m a faggot
                            I’m a faggot  3 days back

                            Very accurate review

                            • Chirag Joshi
                              Chirag Joshi  3 days back

                              I disagree completely with everything you said. It was characters living their lives and it was a chill movie. I absolutely loved it and it's not because it was a QT movie, but because it was a beautiful film.

                              • Nic
                                Nic  3 days back

                                This movie was not like any other movie I’ve seen. I loved how even if you were getting a bit bored in anticipation, there was another scene ready after. It made me realise that this was the movie I’d hoped it would be but wouldn’t expect from Tarantino. It’s relaxing and it’s a beautifully shot way of showcasing some nostalgia for some and just beauty for others like me. The action toward the end would never have the impact it did if the movie were half the length. On the other hand. The trailers that were released implied a more action packed, manic movie, which I think could have been just as good if not better in my imagination, however I think this movie is just one that’s meant to be watched in a different way. Can’t blame Charlie for looking at all movies in the same lens, but I think you need to just sit back and accept this movie more so than to be on the edge of your seat in anticipation - and I blame that on the trailers mostly. I’m not even a big Tarantino buff even though I like all of his movies, they don’t all really stand out to me like something like a Fincher or Christopher Nolan movie. That being said I think personally this is one of his best by far, just not what a lot might expect. Btw mocking people for being pretentious doesn’t make you look any less pretentious yourself, you basically have to imply that you understand something better than everyone else and blanket everyone who disagrees as pretentious - thus ironically making you pretentious in doing so.

                                • Xerclipse
                                  Xerclipse  3 days back

                                  Im not in the general film industry but I am in the animation industry. Those two fields are very similar. However I still got some of their inside jokes but i was still not as impressed.

                                  • DeeDo
                                    DeeDo  3 days back

                                    Charlie’s totally entitled to his own opinion, but I gotta disagree and say it was a really fun, well done movie.
                                    It takes on more of a slice of life feel. There’s not SUPPOSE to be a major overarching plot in the movie, there’s a theme that’s carried through these people’s daily life.
                                    Also, Sharon Tate in the movie wasn’t meant to do much. *spoilers* this movie is dealing with Charles Manson and his cults murder of Sharon Tate in the 60s but *MAJOR SPOILER* Quinton Tarantino subverts expectations by not having the murder occur at all.
                                    Again, it’s totally fine for Charlie to not like this movie. Slice of life isn’t for him, just wanted to voice a different opinion for those considering seeing it.

                                    • DeeDo
                                      DeeDo  4 days back

                                      I’d imagine Charlie wouldn’t be a big fan of slice of life/studio ghibili films. Films that don’t really focus on a main plot, and more a theme based in someone’s daily life.

                                      • Gandalf
                                        Gandalf  4 days back

                                        I like how anyone who proposes a different opinion is apparently a “tarantino fanatic”. I have only seen about 3 movies from this guy and found to love this movie. Even if the “plot” didn’t do anything for you, you have to appreciate the beautiful and amazing shot cinematography. Was a joy to look at and experience a slice of foreign life.

                                        • Ohio Guy19
                                          Ohio Guy19  4 days back

                                          Tbh I thought the movie was overall boring and forgettable. I usually like movies like this too and was very excited to see it. There was a few fun scenes and really nice visuals but overall it just dragged and had no plot. Not sure why the ratings are so good.

                                          • Jonas Thorhauge
                                            Jonas Thorhauge  4 days back

                                            I respect your right to be waaaaay off

                                            • Mai Hawke
                                              Mai Hawke  4 days back

                                              I don’t exactly understand why Sharon’s character could have been taken out of the film and how you think she had no significance.

                                              • Mai Hawke
                                                Mai Hawke  4 days back

                                                I think the characters as you put it ‘doing nothing’ wasn’t particularly right. Rick was finding his identity, cliff was experiencing his own real life western, coming face to face with the inevitable black cloud which completely rattled cinema and even the late 60s for that matter. Sharon was resurrected, that scene where she watches herself in ‘the wrecking crew’ was beautiful and moving, she knows that the stardom she was groomed for didn’t necessarily work out but she embraces the future with a smile on her face. This film was character based and we saw them living in the moment. The whole film is a moment. The moment was stripped away in real life because at what happened at the Tate residence however Tarantino has brought it back with style, heart and a horrifically satisfying ending.

                                                • DobrePytanie
                                                  DobrePytanie  4 days back

                                                  It's not that he didn't trust the actor to be too gentle. The actor wasn't supposed to strangle her at all, so no need for being gentle or not. Tarantino simply wasn't satisfied with what he had, so he asked to strangle her for real, only once. He did it all with her consent, so I don't see a problem.

                                                  •   4 days back

                                                    Margot Robbie is basically only in the movie as a red herring and to look pretty.

                                                    • Swebble
                                                      Swebble  4 days back

                                                      Interesting you say the movie is criminally long. At one point during the movie i thought to myself "I could watch this all day"

                                                      • Dan Gromek
                                                        Dan Gromek  4 days back

                                                        I love Tarrentino but you do have to separate art from the artist. Hes done alot of outstanding movies. But it's not impossible that he will put out a bad movie.

                                                        • God Himself
                                                          God Himself  4 days back

                                                          Too bad it wasn't anime, it would have gotten a 90 if it was.

                                                          • Netbrix
                                                            Netbrix  4 days back

                                                            I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much as I did in the last 20 minutes of this film.

                                                            • Shashank Iyer
                                                              Shashank Iyer  4 days back

                                                              Its a cinephiles movie, if you aren't into that sort of shit, then this aint for you

                                                              • Mr.AtomicTitan 99
                                                                Mr.AtomicTitan 99  4 days back

                                                                Penguinz0 not trying to be toxic or anything but your kind of retarded. You have high ass expectation for one simple movie about movies. You liked alita but hated bladerunner 2049. If you are going to complain about the long timing in movies then show better examples of pointless scenes. Now its reasonable that you hate Quinton for doing these insane shit, but you think he is going to let that stop him from making movies? Christophor nolan didnt stop making movies because of heths death or the Aurora shootings. He still made more movies till this day. And thats brave for anyone who wont let those events stop them. Now as for your pretty shitty opinion of the movie that seems to be your problem and thats fine. But saying that the actors are the only thing about the movie that is actually good is saying that you like the frosting of the cake but not the rest of it. Dude you need to open your mind more to the movie then just seeing it as a fucking cake. Movies are not entertainment, they are art. And if you think thats not true then thats the reason why you cant enjoy a good movie. Your honestly just like angry joe and so now i promote you to headass of movie reviews.

                                                                • Eklipzekrew
                                                                  Eklipzekrew  4 days back

                                                                  Why is nobody talking about how dope that Bruce Lee scene was?

                                                                  • Sheepish Dialect
                                                                    Sheepish Dialect  4 days back

                                                                    I really liked the loyalty narrative in it. Brad's loyalty to Leanardo, the dog to Brad, Leonardo to Hollywood, etc. It's like a fractal of loyalty.
                                                                    Brad always obeyed Leonardo, never chasing the gypsy until he wasn't on a task, then he did. Same with his dog all throughout the movie, same with Leonardo with his career. Super interesting.
                                                                    There's always some layer to his films, though this is probably his weakest film yet. Replayability is also probably low.

                                                                    • CATASTROPHICTHECAT
                                                                      CATASTROPHICTHECAT  4 days back

                                                                      i disagree, sorry charlie i still love you, no homo

                                                                      • sdrawecw09
                                                                        sdrawecw09  4 days back

                                                                        Charles Manson was actually in the movie. He's the guy with the long hair who visited Tate's home looking for the previous homeowner who is later turned away. Wanna know how I know that? 'Cause I had to look it up...

                                                                        • Anand Kunverji
                                                                          Anand Kunverji  5 days back

                                                                          A wholly arrogant review

                                                                          • Anand Kunverji
                                                                            Anand Kunverji  5 days back

                                                                            “its devoid of a plot” “everything else is the characters just talking to eachother” yeah thats kind of the point lol...

                                                                            • bilio dayssimo
                                                                              bilio dayssimo  5 days back

                                                                              This movie have no fucking story whatsoever

                                                                              • bilio dayssimo
                                                                                bilio dayssimo  5 days back

                                                                                Exactly how i felt after watching that shitshoe

                                                                                • siebe w
                                                                                  siebe w  5 days back

                                                                                  charlie isn't a movie academy student not a professional reviewer he has his own garbage opinion on this movie and i can respect that

                                                                                  • Alex 2JZ
                                                                                    Alex 2JZ  5 days back

                                                                                    There’s so much more to this movie. It did a poor job of entertaining people with no knowledge of Charles Manson. But if you did know. It was filled with suspense and tension. And they put Sharon Tate in particular places at particular moments with certain context, to build that. And then towards the end you realize this wasn’t a tragedy. It was a fairy tale.

                                                                                    • Dan Kryštůfek
                                                                                      Dan Kryštůfek  5 days back

                                                                                      This movie is actually amazing, disagree on this one.
                                                                                      Definitely 9/10 for me.

                                                                                      • Chris Walkey
                                                                                        Chris Walkey  5 days back

                                                                                        bilio dayssimo Margot Robbie is the story dummy

                                                                                      • bilio dayssimo
                                                                                        bilio dayssimo  5 days back

                                                                                        If you add a fucking story to it and delete margot shit , its definitly 10/10

                                                                                    • Carbon
                                                                                      Carbon  5 days back

                                                                                      Idk what the problem is, just mastrubate throughout the movie to brad pitt in all his glory

                                                                                      • Emrick Benedicto
                                                                                        Emrick Benedicto  5 days back

                                                                                        This film is an alternate reality where the Manson family never reached the neighbors. In real life, those 3 people ended up killing the pregnant woman. Now the movie makes more sense.

                                                                                        • Marcel 13
                                                                                          Marcel 13  5 days back

                                                                                          Lol I really liked the movie but I understand where you are coming from Charlie.

                                                                                          • archimedes66
                                                                                            archimedes66  5 days back

                                                                                            I understand that film is objective and you should always respect everyone’s opinion. Charlie has one that I not only find very entertaining but I also greatly appreciate it. But it just hurts that he’s shat on 2 of my 3 favourites this year so far, being OUATIH and Midsommar. I’m very anxious to see what he thinks of Parasite, my other favourite, when it comes out in the US.

                                                                                            • Emrick Benedicto
                                                                                              Emrick Benedicto  5 days back

                                                                                              I saw other people make a great point, this film is a slice of life. It doesn't appeal to everyone, it's just an experience. A film showing characters doing things. And I adored the humor, I gotta disagree when you said it didn't land.

                                                                                              • Emrick Benedicto
                                                                                                Emrick Benedicto  5 days back

                                                                                                I liked this one, but not for the same reason I liked his other films. I liked this one as a critique of films in general, and as a buildup for that godly ending. I also personally like Quentin as an artist, he does the things he does to make his films perfect. This one is not as good as the rest though, I will admit.