Waxing and Ranting: ASMR Edition

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  • Published: 28 October 2018
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    I once lived a healthy life.

    I was able to speak in complete sentences and provide introspective and thoughtful replies.

    But then I watched a vine. One, doomed vine.

    AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SAYING YEET.

    I can't stop saying it. I can't. It comes after every expression, action, phrase. I've answered math questions with this word: y=mx+yeet. After opening any door, I whisper under my breath the cursed word: yeet.

    It's become an obsession. I can't stop fudging saying yeet.

    Instagoof: instagram.com/eits_joana/
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Email: [email protected]
    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Current sub count: 1, 245, 044

    Please help my addiction,

    Johanna cena
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Comments • 26 608

  • Grisbel
    Grisbel  2 days back

    I’m in love with you already SUBBBBBBBBB KJBSKLBCKKLAQNS

    • Clare The Bear
      Clare The Bear  3 days back

      Joana you fu*king suck and you’re vids suck Emma is way better

    • Walaway -
      Walaway -  3 days back

      I have the exact same bear and my songs also faded

      • Ann Lester
        Ann Lester  3 days back

        No one could disrespect holy spirit called John Cena aka Shrek #the cookie monster and finally the Bob Ross 👌👌👌👌👌

        • ging3rdragon
          ging3rdragon  4 days back

          I had 2 pais of glases, one paie lasted from 13 years to maybe 16 but they were trying to play soccer and were too weak for the ball lol 😂 my secong pair lasted longer and had contacts too. Then i got laser surgey and no more glasses. 👍

          • Ms Princess
            Ms Princess  4 days back

            It’s called a Tik tok now

            • sol benassi
              sol benassi  6 days back

              j

              • Nikoleta Boyanova
                Nikoleta Boyanova  6 days back

                Can you play Minecraft again PLEASE

                • ッiiimoonxlight
                  ッiiimoonxlight  1 weeks back

                  **Boys** : *GirLS aren'T fUnnY*
                  **Joana** :

                  • oldpennyloafers
                    oldpennyloafers  1 weeks back

                    Working my way backwards through all your videos! It's been a fantastic few weeks so far!

                    • Premium Pack
                      Premium Pack  1 weeks back

                      your f/kign ufgly and do fat its so smelly you are smelly bad..

                      • Stephanie Rachel
                        Stephanie Rachel  1 weeks back

                        I ♥️ the most gdhsffjftcneye John cena

                        • Hannah Hamilton
                          Hannah Hamilton  1 weeks back

                          listening to her wide vocabulary makes me me feel smart af

                          • Sharrison 04
                            Sharrison 04  2 weeks back

                            Where did you get that tiny microphone

                            • Olivia Lee
                              Olivia Lee  2 weeks back

                              Omg your copying *ShrEk* you *f* anomininal creature qhat *S* hrek MaN

                              There you go. Spelled "you're" wrong. Said the F word *FanOmiNaL* and *ShrEk* . Finally I accused you. Of copying. The one and only "ShrEk"

                              • Ruby Sprague
                                Ruby Sprague  2 weeks back

                                Yor a fuckin bitch and a frod

                                • Tupella Bluebell
                                  Tupella Bluebell  2 weeks back

                                  Cool dude

                                  • Papi chulo
                                    Papi chulo  2 weeks back

                                    💀💀😭😭😭

                                    • octo
                                      octo  3 weeks back

                                      Ohh my fric your so heccing cringey jonana! You compeyed gaymes Charles and you so forehead is huge big!!! You are a use a bad micronphone and your fricing stupid face.

                                      • Mallory Hannah
                                        Mallory Hannah  3 weeks back

                                        *hapPy birtHday TO YOU*

                                        • Nora Schwikowski
                                          Nora Schwikowski  3 weeks back

                                          YOUR SO MEEN! YOU COPIED MY MOMY! SHE WAXCED HER LEGS IERSTERDAY ANS NAO SHE WIL MACK A LAWE SUIT AGAINST YOU. YOUR FUCKING DISTGUSING AND YOU'RE TINIE MICROFONE IS RIDYCULIOUS. I ATE YOU AND I SHAVE ME LEGGS ANYWHEY. I GOTT A AUSTRALYAN CHEPERD PUPPIE AND YOU WIL NEVER GETT YOANE...! HAHAHAHA! YOUR SO STPIDE YOU DUMF BYTCH WINSTON IS CUETAR THEN YOUL EVWERBE. I ATE OU STPID BITXJ

                                          • silly art nerd
                                            silly art nerd  3 weeks back

                                            OH MY GOD I HAVE THE EXACT BUTTON IN MY BUILD A BEAR LMAO

                                            • Nazmun Bhuiyan
                                              Nazmun Bhuiyan  3 weeks back

                                              *wants to get pinnned*
                                              your oogly!
                                              F***** YOUUU!lf;aksjd;laksjdflakjsdfl;kjwdfkj

                                              • lps macaron
                                                lps macaron  3 weeks back

                                                I love you and I would never hate on you

                                                • julialovesptx
                                                  julialovesptx  4 weeks back

                                                  Webkinz are the shit

                                                  • satori x hikuro
                                                    satori x hikuro  4 weeks back

                                                    SiX fIgUrEs I wAs OnLy FoUr

                                                    • the mean or nice one
                                                      the mean or nice one  4 weeks back

                                                      We got bulugas walruses and sea lions too. The dragon mountain ride, exiting things to do. So have a whale of a time, as we sing this line. EVERYONE LOVEEESSS MaRiNeLaNd

                                                      • axix0
                                                        axix0  4 weeks back

                                                        “I never played fortnite”
                                                        That’s cool.

                                                        • TheBestEyebrow Yay
                                                          TheBestEyebrow Yay  4 weeks back

                                                          Girl I had the exact same bild a bear memories are flowing through my nostrils

                                                          • Cristina Dobanda
                                                            Cristina Dobanda  4 weeks back

                                                            I, too, lost a pair of glasses in the ocean after being hit by a MASSIVE wave. Huh, memories.

                                                            • Annabeth Pevency
                                                              Annabeth Pevency  4 weeks back

                                                              1:18 *and that’s how u know she is Canadian* the way she said
                                                              Sounds
                                                              Tho

                                                              • Fab Gab
                                                                Fab Gab  4 weeks back

                                                                At 45 seconds turn your captions on its funny

                                                                • Kindness Cummins
                                                                  Kindness Cummins  4 weeks back

                                                                  i bought wax strips just because i wanted to commit a joana ceddia

                                                                  • Toxic EGirl
                                                                    Toxic EGirl  4 weeks back

                                                                    first of all! YOU HAVE TO WHISPER, DO REAL ASMR NIT THAT FAKE AZ SHIT, THIRD OF ALL GROW UP.!

                                                                    • Priyamvada Nair
                                                                      Priyamvada Nair  4 weeks back

                                                                      I reaaaally like your comment...but I am a bigger fan of your microphone 😂❤️

                                                                      • Royce cx
                                                                        Royce cx  4 weeks back

                                                                        I mean.... Do you wanna fight?

                                                                        • Royce cx
                                                                          Royce cx  4 weeks back

                                                                          Joanna is afraid of Minecraft but she's always saying she's a threat to everyone

                                                                          • Maxine Lopez
                                                                            Maxine Lopez  4 weeks back

                                                                            4:04 literally sounds like me ruining my family/friends birthday hahahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA

                                                                            • Watermelon monster 16
                                                                              Watermelon monster 16  4 weeks back

                                                                              Do asmr again soon pls

                                                                              • Zoe Levingstone
                                                                                Zoe Levingstone  1 months back

                                                                                can u plssssssssssss tell me what u use to make a thumnail plsssssssssssss

                                                                                • Dan Gran.
                                                                                  Dan Gran.  1 months back

                                                                                  jnhjnmjnmh i smashed my head 3 time son the key board

                                                                                  • Dan Gran.
                                                                                    Dan Gran.  1 months back

                                                                                    Theres a wy to stopt the zombies from knocking on your door

                                                                                    • Chocolate Potato
                                                                                      Chocolate Potato  1 months back

                                                                                      You think being allergic to nuts is bad? Try lactose intolerant and a gluten allergy XD

                                                                                      • Kitty_cat Lillian
                                                                                        Kitty_cat Lillian  1 months back

                                                                                        AAA AAA. AAAAAAA. AAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAA

                                                                                        • Emily uwu
                                                                                          Emily uwu  1 months back

                                                                                          5:44

                                                                                          • Nor Amir
                                                                                            Nor Amir  1 months back

                                                                                            I hate yo jona **** you (jk Joana I love you )

                                                                                            • L. Sotelo
                                                                                              L. Sotelo  1 months back

                                                                                              My girlfriend is waxing my legs as I watch this I’m trying to find comfort in this video :/

                                                                                              • Ava Javaheri
                                                                                                Ava Javaheri  1 months back

                                                                                                I LOVE U