Hosts Share Their Worst Stories Of House Guests Who Will Never Be Invited Back Again (r/AskReddit)


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  • Greg Nixon
    Greg Nixon  15 hours back

    7:57 I couldn't imagine my parents doing this. In fact, when I grew up and moved out, they made it clear that I was welcome anytime, but to call before coming over and to knock to be let in. They have always done the same.

    • otto
      otto  2 days back

      i can believe
      *"the aliens were on earth, helped build the pyramids and altered our DNA so that we evolved faster"*

      • Vincent Bosshardt
        Vincent Bosshardt  2 days back

        Online shopping is diminishing shopping in real life, all these malls and stores closing, stop shopping and save the Irl stores pl0x

        • Nique Larsen
          Nique Larsen  2 days back

          My mom and her friend got super drunk one night so friend stayed the night at our house. While my mom was going to the bathroom she could hear friend take a pee in her bedroom. After a week of trying to shampoo the pee out of her carpet she gives up and decides to put hard wood floors in.

          • Jack Dunkin
            Jack Dunkin  3 days back

            My mom invited a friend and her son over and he tried to steal my Xbox 360 and my dad found out and went apeshit on him till he cried and his mom said that she was sorry and that she didn’t know about this side of him but my dad didn’t believe her and kicked both of them out and I haven’t heard from them since.

            • Audrey
              Audrey  3 days back

              The bed wetting one pisses me off. Make your kids wear pull ups if they’re sleeping at someone else’s house. No one wants to clean up their piss

              • Naldoron
                Naldoron  4 days back

                Yeahhh.... Motherfuckers thay piss the bed should be legally required to wear diapers.

                • Daika Mitsumu
                  Daika Mitsumu  5 days back

                  My aunt would constantly bug me during winter and summer vacation to see my dog. I am starting to think that letting her come over to my house to interact with my dog is REALLY unhealthy for her mental health.

                  • Milo ballz101
                    Milo ballz101  5 days back

                    Someone who ran up my internet bill

                    • SportsRGreat
                      SportsRGreat  5 days back

                      Your mom. She clogs the toilet every time she uses it

                      • K N
                        K N  6 days back

                        During a Christmas party at my house, this one lady brought her annoying kids (without asking), who proceeded to run around the house screaming and roughhousing, slamming doors and crap. The girl managed to drop a plate absolutely STACKED with cocktail wieners and meatballs onto the carpet then wouldn't clean it up so the mom had to do it. At one point, the boy jumped into a lazy boy that was up against a wall and spent ten minutes rocking in it so hard it was hitting the wall and taking chunks out of the drywall. For some reason my mother, who's house it was, wouldn't tell them to just leave despite all this. Those hellions were awful...

                        • Rosie stewart
                          Rosie stewart  7 days back

                          the women's circle in my church met in each others' homes. one of the women had a glass of water in her hand at all times, drinking nonstop, and making frequent bathroom trips. i was in my kitchen, preparing to bring a tray of refreshments to the living room for my guests. the thirsty woman came into my kitchen and opened the cabinet where i keep glasses. i stored my prescriptions next to my glasses, and as she took down a glass, she also picked up one of my prescriptions. "what's this for ?" she asked. we had known each other all our lives, so i answered frankly---"depression." she gave me a horrified look, and said, "you're addicted !"

                          • Robert Bogan
                            Robert Bogan  7 days back

                            Clicked becuase the pepe looks like me

                            • Reking Memes 2.0
                              Reking Memes 2.0  7 days back

                              I have a friend, let's call her Maria. So Maria was in my kitchen with me and my mom. My mom asks her to tidy up and Maria kicks her up her behind. My mom later said she ain't coming back

                              • AlexTheMenace
                                AlexTheMenace  1 weeks back

                                My cousins came over for a few days, I have a lot of art tools cause drawing is my hobby, these two girls(10 and 8) took markers and drew 'lipstick' on any character they saw on TV, let their little brother chew an eraser, drew all over my sketch pad, repeatedly tried to put a movie CD into my Xbox and brought out my tennis rackets to play in the middle of my room, directly in front of the TV. Those girls...

                                • Richard Samuelson
                                  Richard Samuelson  1 weeks back

                                  An 18-year-old boy who stays on the computer practically all day long playing on Minecraft servers, is incredibly loud, never does chores and rarely makes his own food.

                                  Yes, my younger brother is classified as a 'guest' by myself. If I could, I'd boot him out for the volume and for the lack of chores.

                                  • Silver Star
                                    Silver Star  1 weeks back

                                    My ex friend raped my older sister when he was staying with us while his parent were getting a divorce

                                    • sO gUyS wE dId It
                                      sO gUyS wE dId It  1 weeks back

                                      5:10 I would be PISSED if I was the bf

                                      • Ban Kidz Bop
                                        Ban Kidz Bop  1 weeks back

                                        When my mom was pregnant with me & living with my dad in Rhode Island, my dad’s younger sister stayed with them for a while (maybe a year or so i cant remember) and she payed her rent but she was a complete slob. And when she eventually moved out, she didnt even bother cleaning her room. She left it a mess for my parents to clean up.

                                        Even today she’s still a slob. She and her husband have a 1 year old and are living in their own house now. When my mom went to visit them, the place was an absolute mess. She told me she could literally not see an inch of the floor because of everything thrown about. The thing is, their baby daughter is at that stage where she can crawl now and is putting everything in her mouth. So just leaving her house like that is really dangerous for their kid.

                                        • Cole Teets
                                          Cole Teets  1 weeks back

                                          My roommates douchebag friend brought another guy over and they argued over politics and religion. My roommates eventually leave to get food and I'm left alone with the guy that took his cig break outside but kept arguing with the door open. He eventually went and got a cricket bat out his car and started brandishing it like he was about to swing it to the back of the of douchebags head. I decided to go to bed and lock my door.

                                          • Latifah Gordeeva
                                            Latifah Gordeeva  1 weeks back

                                            It woukd have to be my niece. I love her to death but shed bring her trash friends.

                                            • Dylan Carroll
                                              Dylan Carroll  1 weeks back

                                              I love the “Go on...” it like the person what like “you can’t just leave it there.”

                                              • Gabby E
                                                Gabby E  1 weeks back

                                                best friend is now ex best friend. Being a bitch, not paying for anything in the house while spending money on other shit, not paying for rent or utilities, bitching at us despite living for free, taking advantage of kindness, not taking care of her responsibilities that would get her out of our house. She lasted 3 months too long.

                                                • Pie 4life
                                                  Pie 4life  1 weeks back

                                                  Making your own mom pay rent ? Or even expecting that? Smh you might as well just kill urself cuz without her you wouldn’t be alive

                                                  • ColCoal
                                                    ColCoal  1 weeks back


                                                    • TwistedMicrowave
                                                      TwistedMicrowave  1 weeks back

                                                      Guess one of the very spare upsides of having literally no social life is, that this will never happen to me. So... Yay!

                                                      • MUSCLE MUSCLE HUSTLE HUSTLE

                                                        My worst guest ever was one of my cousins. She invited herself over and decided to stay overnight because earlier that month her dad and sister came by but she was at home at the time and didn't know about it. So she decided she had to come over. Since she is one year younger then me, my mom told me she had to go out and hang with me and i didn't really have a choice so we went for a walk and she asked me to bring her to cafe's and such places. Keep in mind i was 12 at the time, i never went out to such places and since i refused to go with her, she decided to stay where she was and refused to go home with me. I come home and left her, because the brat didn't want to go. I wish i haven't left her because i almost got a beating from my parents and they grounded me for a week. She came back to our place herself and nothing happened to her but i will never forget in how much trouble this brat got me into. Also, her mom died of cancer while she was really young and always made herself to be a victim because of it and that's how she became an annoying brat in the first place. Still hate her guts.

                                                        • MysticKoolaid808
                                                          MysticKoolaid808  1 weeks back

                                                          Really? Wake up your friend and ask where the bathroom is. Even go outside into the bushes. Shit in a fucking trash bag. Anything but shitting under your friend's basement stairs and leaving it there!

                                                          • littlewoodimp
                                                            littlewoodimp  1 weeks back

                                                            "I have no idea how long he was in there, but he left his spoon in the sink."

                                                            That's the one line of a stranger's conversation you overhear when you're getting off the bus, and for the rest of day you find your mind coming back to wondering, "WTF was *that* all about?!"

                                                            • joe Yaz
                                                              joe Yaz  1 weeks back

                                                              1st story.
                                                              take off your pants and your panties shit on the floor. It's time to get schwifty

                                                              • BurritoBear
                                                                BurritoBear  1 weeks back

                                                                That one guy may be onto somethin with that whole "aliens altered our DNA to help us evolve faster."

                                                                • George soros
                                                                  George soros  1 weeks back

                                                                  Caucasian nightmare

                                                                  • Aidedwarrior 24
                                                                    Aidedwarrior 24  1 weeks back

                                                                    i laughed so hard because destiny is such a grindy game

                                                                    • Lane Lee
                                                                      Lane Lee  1 weeks back

                                                                      My cousin had a boyfriend just like that destiny one but he thought birds weren’t real

                                                                      • Knee Caps
                                                                        Knee Caps  1 weeks back

                                                                        On the 2nd story when he said “play on my Xbox” I already KNEW something was about to happen

                                                                        • Mazimai
                                                                          Mazimai  1 weeks back

                                                                          First date stayed at his house the night and never left. I'm married to him now lol

                                                                          • kdesi23
                                                                            kdesi23  1 weeks back

                                                                            I’m adopting the word “peepoo” 😆

                                                                            • Random Demon
                                                                              Random Demon  1 weeks back

                                                                              Not mine but my great grandma's friend stayed at her house and ate everything in the cupboard. He had no job and was an all around dick.

                                                                              • Matthew Trenchik
                                                                                Matthew Trenchik  1 weeks back

                                                                                Although the selection of stories here are on point, I just simply cannot deal with that automated computer voice! Come on dude, get a quality microphone and narrate these with your actual human voice, please!

                                                                                • Ovegrow120
                                                                                  Ovegrow120  1 weeks back

                                                                                  This bitch came to fuck and just stayed to chill! After one day i had enough! Best story bro, i feel for you.

                                                                                  • Nick Jones
                                                                                    Nick Jones  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Another shitty guest I had I ended up pushing down a flight of stairs and getting him arrested.

                                                                                    I speak in a calm monotone and am generally passive about shit that doesn’t matter (to me) which some people mistake as me not having a backbone because I’m not making a big deal about trivial bullshit THEY care about.

                                                                                    I’d moved in with my mom to help out with groceries, save money, and help my little brother eat on a daily basis instead of worry about food. The 3 of us went to the food bank that day and brought home enough to feed 3 people for about a week. So it was just enough to survive if we rationed it out which we usually did so we could use our money for the car and rent and so forth.

                                                                                    This jackass comes over and just walks into the kitchen and grabs a fucking Klondike bar. I’m like “whoa there buddy, put that back. You didn’t ask and those are for special occasions. We’re kinda poor.”

                                                                                    He says he’s a guest in my house and I should be more hospitable. I take it from his hand and put it back in the freezer. I tell him to leave, he’s not welcome in my home.

                                                                                    He walks within an inch of my face and says “Don’t get beat up in your own... Aaaaahhh fuck, shit!!! Ow grumble..”
                                                                                    I assumed he was going to say “Don’t get beat up in your own home.” But I pushed him down the stairs before he could finish, then closed and locked the door and called the cops.

                                                                                    Cops come upstairs and my younger brother, our other friend who was over, my mom, and I tell them what happened. Dipshit who threatened me got arrested for stealing our food AND assault.

                                                                                    • popee the bitch
                                                                                      popee the bitch  1 weeks back

                                                                                      ONE OF THESE GUYS GOT THEIR UTERUS REMOVED

                                                                                      • Lozen Tucker
                                                                                        Lozen Tucker  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Had a girl come sleep at my house and a few days later found out I had lice

                                                                                      • Alexzander
                                                                                        Alexzander  1 weeks back

                                                                                        I remember pet sitting for my cousins and trying to remain calm for an entire week thinking oh no, the rabbit is dead and its all my fault" rabbit was fine the whole time it was easy but seemed too easy and i panicked

                                                                                        • Jorden Henderson
                                                                                          Jorden Henderson  2 weeks back

                                                                                          A dude named Ron Christopher Lucky jr !!!

                                                                                          • Dani D
                                                                                            Dani D  2 weeks back

                                                                                            4:25 sounds like a parent getting revenge on the kid

                                                                                            • Mrs. W
                                                                                              Mrs. W  2 weeks back

                                                                                              I guess I don’t feel that bad that I don’t have a guest room. Lmao. No visitors no mess.

                                                                                              • betty lott
                                                                                                betty lott  2 weeks back

                                                                                                my middle sons ex girlfriend and her kids they eat and pile the dishes in the sink let them kids splash water all over my floor i'm very outspoken and my son asked me to sugar coat everything i said to her i told my kid i'm not mary poppins and a spoonfull of sugar aint gone make this shit any nicer when i speak to her