Game Theory: How to Win At Love (According to Dating Sims)

  • Published: 22 March 2016
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    It may have taken TWO YEARS, but I've finally put together an episode on everything Dating Sim games can teach you about getting a real-life date. And surprisingly, for as simple and pervy as games like HuniePop, Love Hina, and Pico Sim Date might be, they actually have a lot to teach us about how to get a real live date. So sit back, relax, and enjoy How To Get A Date...according to dating sims.

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Comments • 26 473

  • Crobarman11
    Crobarman11  22 hours back


    • Thats Deep
      Thats Deep  1 days back

      (Me) how ya doing
      (Subscribe button) *moans

      • ultimateNerd 4eva
        ultimateNerd 4eva  2 days back

        My bf and I were friends for almost a year before we started dating. We just started texting each more often and seeing each other more and I started developing a feelings for him. Then one night we were having a movie night at his house with friends and he kissed me. It was all uphill from there, were both madly in love (as cheesy as it sounds) and have even started talking about getting married next year. Trust me you don't always have to go out and look for someone, because that special someone could already be waiting for you

        • DonTheDodo1
          DonTheDodo1  2 days back

          “I love Xi”
          Game theory banned in China

          • Secret Name
            Secret Name  3 days back

            Roses are red,
            Violets are blue,

            Omae wa mou shinderu

            • Lord Hoppy
              Lord Hoppy  5 days back

              For anyone wondering what game it was that he asked what the hell is that and the screen told you that you didn't want to know the game is called "amorous" you uncultured swine

              • Bruce Wane
                Bruce Wane  6 days back

                WRONG it does not work

                • Raven
                  Raven  7 days back

                  Hehe is acceptable if your Michael Jackson

                  • loveleen singh
                    loveleen singh  1 weeks back

                    D.N.A girl anyone ??

                    • Gonzalo
                      Gonzalo  1 weeks back

                      i feel bad returning to this vid for date advice like 3 years later... (THANKS DAAAAD)

                      • Emma's Arts
                        Emma's Arts  1 weeks back

                        I would ask but I'm too scared-

                        • Karol'S playing
                          Karol'S playing  1 weeks back

                          not every polish name is weird to pronounce, like karol

                          • UNCLE JOE
                            UNCLE JOE  1 weeks back

                            I am so lonely

                          • Running Late
                            Running Late  1 weeks back

                            Right when Mat said "Just go up to her and say Hi", a crocodile bit my character when I was playing Far Cry 3. Crocodiles man... they gotta get some love too, y'know?

                            • InkayNgOG
                              InkayNgOG  1 weeks back

                              Hehe is effective if your Micheal Jackson

                              • Heartmoon 123
                                Heartmoon 123  1 weeks back

                                This concludes poetry
                                Me: i spent $10000000000000 for this!!!!!!!!

                                • Blursed Images
                                  Blursed Images  1 weeks back

                                  What about Michael Jackson? He likes hehe, why not open a conversation like that

                                  • bweimer13
                                    bweimer13  1 weeks back

                                    "Oh come back next week for round two!" That's what you said about Mass effect and here we are 3 years later... Still waiting for part 2...

                                    • Des Productions
                                      Des Productions  2 weeks back


                                      • Jesus Soto
                                        Jesus Soto  2 weeks back


                                        • Ele
                                          Ele  2 weeks back

                                          I just got a match on a dating app and I’m watching this again

                                          • Elizabeth
                                            Elizabeth  2 weeks back

                                            I'm really Late too watching this game theory, 3 years late. and can I say mat pat 2016, just makes me sad now considering America's predicament?

                                            • wgstormer
                                              wgstormer  2 weeks back

                                              Roses are red grass is green give me your money or ill take your spleen.

                                              • Long Hien Huynh (Jackson)

                                                ok Mat pat, you win me by paraphrasing that phrase telling me to subscribe

                                                • Dęvił VnøzĢamęř
                                                  Dęvił VnøzĢamęř  2 weeks back

                                                  If someone say "hi" to me

                                                  I just ... say "hi" to them because why not ?

                                                  • hooneynoots
                                                    hooneynoots  2 weeks back

                                                    dabs in aromantic sadness

                                                    • Sunstar Arts
                                                      Sunstar Arts  2 weeks back

                                                      This dude seriously has a wife and a son.. I FRICKIN LOVE THIS DUDES LACK OF FUCKS ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY SEXUAL VIDEO ON HIS CHANNEL!!!

                                                      • Lali guptha
                                                        Lali guptha  2 weeks back

                                                        Now I know why joey tribiyani gets all the girls he starts his conversation with how u doing? 😂

                                                        • cubic spider
                                                          cubic spider  2 weeks back

                                                          Best opening: Hellowdy

                                                          • Ethan Gohl
                                                            Ethan Gohl  3 weeks back

                                                            I just finished Doki-Doki Literature Club.

                                                            Instructions unclear.

                                                            • Ajax Tanner
                                                              Ajax Tanner  3 weeks back

                                                              ah, yes the three genders.
                                                              Man, woman, and *tentacle totting beast*

                                                              • eevee 99
                                                                eevee 99  2 weeks back

                                                                @Ajax Tanner k

                                                              • Ajax Tanner
                                                                Ajax Tanner  2 weeks back

                                                                @eevee 99 sure

                                                              • eevee 99
                                                                eevee 99  2 weeks back

                                                                So basically another word for furries right?

                                                            • TheKreeEmporer101
                                                              TheKreeEmporer101  3 weeks back

                                                              Good thing I've been practicing via discord DM's.

                                                              • zDammyz
                                                                zDammyz  3 weeks back

                                                                The violet was purple...

                                                                • Hermann Fegelein the antic master

                                                                  as a member of the Fuhrer bunker, I can comiferm the first step because of kerbs and Burgdorf

                                                                  • Lulu_gymnast
                                                                    Lulu_gymnast  3 weeks back

                                                                    I have a Polish last name Kowalczyk (Co- wall-z-ic) and literally no one can pronounce it and when someone does actually pronounce it right I get super excited

                                                                    • Franci P
                                                                      Franci P  3 weeks back

                                                                      Plz do petscop

                                                                      • Santino Verrua
                                                                        Santino Verrua  3 weeks back

                                                                        Unfortunately, I don't think I'm forgetting that sub request.

                                                                        • jam20o24 AJ
                                                                          jam20o24 AJ  4 weeks back

                                                                          "Hey asfdgf!"

                                                                          • Christopher Edwards
                                                                            Christopher Edwards  4 weeks back

                                                                            Warning!: Subscription porn at the end.

                                                                            • liocon
                                                                              liocon  4 weeks back

                                                                              the intro is dope

                                                                              • GAMING BOY
                                                                                GAMING BOY  4 weeks back

                                                                                Whats the anime name of the Thumnali? or is it a game? if it is then what is the name?

                                                                                • KytZu Puw1ng
                                                                                  KytZu Puw1ng  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Asdfghjkl best name

                                                                                  • Roberto Romero
                                                                                    Roberto Romero  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Sending someone a picture of a portugese man of war jellyfish wearing sunglasses, and then saying "what's kraken" doesnt work. Trust me, I tried

                                                                                    • Zoobie the Popplio
                                                                                      Zoobie the Popplio  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Konichiwa gets the ladies

                                                                                      • Redneck MTG
                                                                                        Redneck MTG  4 weeks back

                                                                                        I always say "Howdy." Granted my profile pic is me practicing roping, but still.

                                                                                        • Dowott boy
                                                                                          Dowott boy  1 months back

                                                                                          I always lead "hehe"as "heh heh" what you said would be more like "hihi"

                                                                                          • Galimeer5
                                                                                            Galimeer5  1 months back

                                                                                            "Start with the people you hang out with most"
                                                                                            Me: *looks around my empty apartment

                                                                                            • aaditya renu
                                                                                              aaditya renu  3 hours back

                                                                                              Everyone in Alabama: It's free real estate

                                                                                          • Mack Peters
                                                                                            Mack Peters  1 months back

                                                                                            Don’t go to 2:43