Everything Wrong With Alita: Battle Angel in 17 Minutes or Less

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  • mangalores-x_x
    mangalores-x_x  3 hours back

    The movie looked cute which is the entirely wrong tone for a dystopian cyberpunk world where body parts are flying every other page, body horror is every wednesday entertainment, all humans have a fundamental existential crisis and robots are beating each other up with super human strength and speed.


    The movie also has a weird choice of chopping up the two earliest arcs of the manga including an awkward time jump to hint at the ultimate bad guy when they deliberately chose the two introductory stories where he does not matter, yet.

    • hylogibbon
      hylogibbon  4 hours back

      Hmmm, most of the critiques regarding ripping something off, are funny to me considering these are in the manga which predates those somethings. Other than that, these are fairly fair critiques.
      I really really loved this movie BTW, and I would pay more to see a sequel to this movie than just about any other movie at this point. It did a good job catching my attention, now I just want to see more. Really badly.

      • Jack Maddox
        Jack Maddox  8 hours back

        Teenage Tom Cruise...? I dunno, I see more of a discount teenage Colin Farrell...

        • Chris Richardson
          Chris Richardson  11 hours back

          I died when I heard em say "skeet surfin" lmao

          • Icy Wolf
            Icy Wolf  15 hours back

            There was way to much romance plot for the guy to just die in the end. Why go through all that trouble? Why even have him? You could’ve easily finished the movie by not including the romance plot.

            • Yunaiko Harutoku
              Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

              Like someone in their own element

              • Yunaiko Harutoku
                Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                Kruiska thought he would have an advantage in the place he knows best

                • Yunaiko Harutoku
                  Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                  Visual and auditory mimicking

                  • Yunaiko Harutoku
                    Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                    Instinct that’s how

                    • Yunaiko Harutoku
                      Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                      She not a human different limitations

                      • Yunaiko Harutoku
                        Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                        Not dry ice

                        • Yunaiko Harutoku
                          Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                          That wall is plasma

                          • Yunaiko Harutoku
                            Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                            He took her so she could see how things work behind the scenes

                            • Yunaiko Harutoku
                              Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                              And everyone deals with it differently

                              • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                Psychic break when you lose someone valuable

                                • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                  Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                  Gruishka was protected by the system

                                  • Sparc 7610
                                    Sparc 7610  1 days back

                                    Your daily reminder that CinemaSins does not acknowledge the source material or their existence when it comes to adaptations, as they believe movies should stand on their own ground. Just for all the butthurt comments here

                                    • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                      Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                      Read physics as well ok

                                      • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                        Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                        So the metal around her head worked as a clamp

                                        • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                          Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                          And her head caved in to the wall

                                          • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                            Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                            Her back part of her blades

                                            • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                              Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                              It’s possible and that far in to the future especially

                                              • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                                Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                                Or biology

                                                • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                                  Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                                  Read anatomy

                                                  • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                                    Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                                    For computer to solve a problem you have to teach how to solve it first

                                                    • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                                      Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                                      Again manga based

                                                      • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                                        Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                                        When she was assistant she looked at the nurse to make sure she was giving the proper equipment

                                                        • Gabe Strenke
                                                          Gabe Strenke  1 days back

                                                          Colonel SS Hans Landa, I died lol

                                                          • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                                            Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                                            The eyes are big because it’s based on manga

                                                            • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                                              Yunaiko Harutoku  1 days back

                                                              You can predict future logo with phenomena outcome

                                                              • Arxci-
                                                                Arxci-  2 days back

                                                                The anime was around way longer than Ragnarok

                                                                • Shihab Rahman
                                                                  Shihab Rahman  2 days back

                                                                  At least minus 10 sins for one of the best f bombs in recent memory! F*** your mercy!

                                                                • obummersux
                                                                  obummersux  2 days back

                                                                  great movie i loved it.......

                                                                  • DaveYanakov
                                                                    DaveYanakov  2 days back

                                                                    The city walls are a curtain of high pressure water and abrasives. The steam is the same cloud of spray you get from waterfalls

                                                                    • Illogical ulloya
                                                                      Illogical ulloya  3 days back

                                                                      I was one first people to see this movie

                                                                      • FarSeeker8
                                                                        FarSeeker8  3 days back

                                                                        "didn't they just steal the Devil's Anus thing from the trash planet in Thor: Ragnarok?"
                                                                        When was Alita first released? In Manga Form?....
                                                                        Go check, I'll wait....

                                                                        • Potato Luna
                                                                          Potato Luna  3 days back

                                                                          This movie was so fucking good tho

                                                                          • Musta Krackish
                                                                            Musta Krackish  3 days back

                                                                            really stretching on some of these sins, if other more sponsored movies got that treatment the sins counter would be way up there

                                                                            • Richard Martin
                                                                              Richard Martin  3 days back

                                                                              Anbo-Jyutsu! Love it. Like if you got the reference without Google.

                                                                              • kellogg70wow
                                                                                kellogg70wow  3 days back

                                                                                What? You didn’t notice Michelle Rodriguez? She was only in three different scenes.

                                                                                • Graeystone
                                                                                  Graeystone  3 days back

                                                                                  The biggest sin - Cameron and Rodriguez not reading the actual f*cking manga!

                                                                                  • Graeystone
                                                                                    Graeystone  10 hours back

                                                                                    ​@RayS2able Actually flying is illegal. Its one of the ways Zenon controls the Scrapyard so nobody can 'sneak in' through the air. The only two ways in is either 'be invited'(which should never be accepted) or run up the cables. . .and well. . .Hugo. . .also Yoko(Alita) didn't fall to the junk heap starting from the city. . .she fell from much, much higher than that. . .as in from orbit. Its best to just read the manga. The Original, then Last Order, then the latest which is called 'Mars Chronicles' which deals with Alita's past starting out as a toddler. Be warned - there are couple of major retcons that had to be done for Last Order mainly the ending of Part 1.

                                                                                  • RayS2able
                                                                                    RayS2able  23 hours back

                                                                                    I didn’t read it. Why did they have to climb the ropes to seige the floating city in her flashback? We know they have ships and nano tech

                                                                                • Houidi mohamed amin
                                                                                  Houidi mohamed amin  3 days back

                                                                                  0:20 except that the manga of alita came out ages before, so if anything its the other way around

                                                                                  • Emir EC
                                                                                    Emir EC  3 days back

                                                                                    This movie was amazing, it would be criminal if they don't make many sequels to follow

                                                                                    • brody nigga
                                                                                      brody nigga  3 days back

                                                                                      What about the part of guns being outlawed yet those robots have one?

                                                                                      • Gregor Schmeling
                                                                                        Gregor Schmeling  3 days back

                                                                                        i love the manga


                                                                                        but the Movie are shit


                                                                                        the dialogues are awful, Twilight sends greetings ..
                                                                                        and the story was not taken from the manga, what the biggest mistake is..
                                                                                        CGI is wunderful ...

                                                                                        • Vaughan MacEgan
                                                                                          Vaughan MacEgan  4 days back

                                                                                          I hated that movie - it was worse than Mortal Engines, yes it was *THAT* bad!

                                                                                          • TruOnyxfire
                                                                                            TruOnyxfire  4 days back

                                                                                            Not dry ice smokey cloud walls. They are walls of super-high-pressurized water, forming a barrier. And the "no one goes to Zalem, only to go to Zalem later in the movie cliche" never actually happens, so that sin should be taken off. No one went to Zalem. And the eyes are still too big? Why? How? Alita isn't human, so why would having large eyes make her strange looking? She's Martian, not human. This is part of the problem with the CinemaSins choices of movies to review, many times, they don't know the actual story behind the movie or the material and end up "sinning" things that have no reason to be sinned if just a tiny bit of research had been done to begin with. Seems CinemaSins needs to be given some sins for not knowing their own material choices.

                                                                                            • Jose Duran Jr
                                                                                              Jose Duran Jr  4 days back

                                                                                              You are so ANAL!! Shut the f*** UP