• Published: 26 March 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    Oh, I’m sorry. You said you wanted lobster guts- wait, its you! No, you are NOT allowed in my store again. Not after what you did last time. Why? Because I don’t want to. You have been stopped. Leave. Sir…sir, why do you have your flashlight out? Is that a tac light? I heard it’s made from air-craft Grade aluminum and can withstand extremes of temperatures, from freezing to boiling. It’s water-proof and shock resistant.

    Hi, I’m Nick Bolton, and you’re watching the Disney channel.

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    With love,

    Jichael Cackson
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Comments • 21 058

  • Xochitl Coreas
    Xochitl Coreas  3 hours back


    • Annabella Barrientez
      Annabella Barrientez  11 hours back

      Did you stick that metal bowl in the microwave

      • Shi'Daisha Colosimo
        Shi'Daisha Colosimo  13 hours back


        • Rizky Vira
          Rizky Vira  16 hours back

          i'm in love with your crazyness

          • Faith T.
            Faith T.  17 hours back

            At 12:23 we see two wild Ceddia’s singing their rare song-like bird call. (I wish I had a relationship with my mom like that)

            • akshita arora
              akshita arora  21 hours back

              Can i have one 🍪?

              • Unicorns CookiezOWO
                Unicorns CookiezOWO  23 hours back

                Butter on your mother??

                • Carley
                  Carley  23 hours back

                  I want cookie's 😣😞

                  • im pretty jungshook
                    im pretty jungshook  1 days back

                    Hey we have one of those blood sugar thingies as well :D

                    • xXjiminxx x
                      xXjiminxx x  1 days back

                      4:52 IT EXISTS (at least in Germany )

                      • Jacqueline Carvell
                        Jacqueline Carvell  1 days back

                        Love how your Dad doesn’t even bat an eye while you’re rolling around on the floor.

                        • Min Suga Genius Jjang Jjang Man Boong Boong

                          Fun fact, I go to school with one of the band members from 5SOS's brother, he's a cool dude, gets hurt a lot tho, some hoes just use him for money

                          • Peridot Universe
                            Peridot Universe  2 days back

                            She low key reminds me of Entrapta from She-Ra (the new one) lmao 😆 great content!

                            • Mia’s Random World
                              Mia’s Random World  2 days back

                              Now she has 2.8m ❤️

                              • McIvy Productions
                                McIvy Productions  2 days back

                                Dear john cena.......
                                You ready for 3 million?

                                • Giovana Hernandez
                                  Giovana Hernandez  2 days back

                                  Your parents are really cool

                                  • this is us
                                    this is us  2 days back

                                    Did your mom not yell at you for putting a stainless steel bowl in the microwave

                                    • Rachel Andre-Belizaire

                                      Talk Fast is her favorite song. Bro I LOVE them and I’m so happy.

                                      • Mercedes
                                        Mercedes  2 days back

                                        Can you microwave metal bowls in Canada???

                                        • Níamh
                                          Níamh  2 days back

                                          Woah why are the eggs so white

                                          • Peter Marcos
                                            Peter Marcos  2 days back

                                            Cookie Clicker is quaking

                                            • Níamh
                                              Níamh  2 days back

                                              9:45 YES I LOVE THAT SONG

                                              • Sofia F
                                                Sofia F  2 days back

                                                Not gonna lie my dude you can never leave the
                                                Billie Eilish phase, she’s still my fave and my dude you made me explode

                                                • Your Mum
                                                  Your Mum  2 days back

                                                  Im so jealous of your awesome parents... my parents suck

                                                • Dylan Spencer
                                                  Dylan Spencer  2 days back

                                                  She said chocolate chip cookie cereal needs to happen we already have it in the uk

                                                  • Faaris Future
                                                    Faaris Future  2 days back

                                                    NIPPLE PIERCING COOKIES

                                                    • Imogen Stiff
                                                      Imogen Stiff  2 days back

                                                      Butt books biabeebes I think that is gonna be a delicious cookie

                                                      • Ruby Gomez
                                                        Ruby Gomez  3 days back

                                                        MaMa oOoOoOo I DONT WANNA DIE

                                                        • Cameron Graves
                                                          Cameron Graves  3 days back

                                                          Please stop listing songs, I stop the video and look them up.

                                                          • ShOoK SIsteRs
                                                            ShOoK SIsteRs  3 days back

                                                            Everyone get ready she’s getting to three million

                                                            • Magtastic M
                                                              Magtastic M  3 days back

                                                              I have the diabetes and I hate picking myself to last night I was checking my blood sugar is squared it out like a water gun

                                                              • miriam gonzalez
                                                                miriam gonzalez  3 days back

                                                                Wen I heard you said the song wen I was older I just search it up and the song was AMAZING

                                                                • JPhilly
                                                                  JPhilly  3 days back

                                                                  I haven't had my deppression meds today, my crush rejected me, and I pooped my pants walking on my way home from the gym. But thanks to this video, my suicidal thoughts have stopped. Thank you John Cena

                                                                  • Nutella Queen
                                                                    Nutella Queen  3 days back

                                                                    Joana should be friends/online friends with Jazzy Anne! There both really funny 😂

                                                                    • Abigail Worster
                                                                      Abigail Worster  3 days back

                                                                      Instead of singing “mama oooh” you should have sung mama gooose

                                                                      • Jennifer Monclou
                                                                        Jennifer Monclou  3 days back

                                                                        What's going to happen when you reach 3 million?!

                                                                        • i watch videos
                                                                          i watch videos  3 days back

                                                                          GUYS SHE IS LESS THAN 200,000 AWAY FROM THREE MILLION. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS..

                                                                          • Sophia Mijat
                                                                            Sophia Mijat  3 days back

                                                                            I don’t think Joana knows what cookie crisp cereal is.

                                                                            • Aisha Talal
                                                                              Aisha Talal  3 days back

                                                                              There is nothing called sugar rush it's just so etching humans created and when you eat lots of sugar ur mind thinks you have a sugar rush but it's not real

                                                                              • Aisha Talal
                                                                                Aisha Talal  3 days back

                                                                                World record of cookies!!!!!

                                                                                • Mariana Colicchio
                                                                                  Mariana Colicchio  3 days back

                                                                                  in a month or two ur gonna make a three mill video and I’m waiting

                                                                                  • Bronwyn Paton
                                                                                    Bronwyn Paton  3 days back

                                                                                    Mother goose and father duck are my favorite

                                                                                    • {*Gacha Potato*} :P
                                                                                      {*Gacha Potato*} :P  3 days back

                                                                                      You can end world hunger

                                                                                      • Skylar Thomas
                                                                                        Skylar Thomas  3 days back

                                                                                        Well idk if the day you hit two mil was the same day as you made the cookies cause when you made the cookies it was my bday

                                                                                        • Skylar Thomas
                                                                                          Skylar Thomas  3 days back

                                                                                          You hit two mil on my bday

                                                                                          • JC Church
                                                                                            JC Church  3 days back

                                                                                            Hi joana

                                                                                            • Gacha Anna
                                                                                              Gacha Anna  3 days back

                                                                                              Wow, those flour fumes really got to you.

                                                                                              • BTSlovesArmy ArmylovesBTS

                                                                                                Fun fact:I have diabetes since I was 1 year old and I need to do every day 4 INJECTIONS of insulin but that is ok.💜