Cookie Monster Spells S-U-B-P-O-E-N-A

  • Published: 04 October 2019
  • Friend of the show, Cookie Monster, heard that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was handing out subpoenas like cookies. So he did what a Cookie Monster does best. #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpens

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Comments • 362

  • Randy Williams
    Randy Williams  15 hours back

    They should have said “B is for BS” or something like that

    • Linda Baker
      Linda Baker  4 days back

      love it

      • David Hamburger
        David Hamburger  6 days back

        Your writers are earning their Emmy every day!

        • Osita Gordita
          Osita Gordita  6 days back


          • No Troll
            No Troll  6 days back

            I especially like Cookie repeating "subpoena" and the laughter at the end...

            • Boukie B
              Boukie B  7 days back

              I can't stop playing this on repeat and I am cracking up every time.

              • Tasnim Trisha
                Tasnim Trisha  1 weeks back

                Get your big ass out the door...😂😂🤣

                • Mistress of weirdness 84

                  If even Cookie Monster dislikes you you truly are a horrid person 😂

                  • Intuitive_Thrifter
                    Intuitive_Thrifter  1 weeks back

                    😂 loved it...especially that last part!!!

                    • Sammy/Tracy Maggio
                      Sammy/Tracy Maggio  1 weeks back

                      This was funny. XD

                      • Yvon-Paul Chartrand
                        Yvon-Paul Chartrand  1 weeks back

                        Absolumently a gem, Mr. Colbert! I'm saving this clip, man.

                        • robert mercuri
                          robert mercuri  1 weeks back

                          if they had gotten the actual Cookie Monster for this, it would have been perfect

                          • Anniefanny Charles
                            Anniefanny Charles  1 weeks back

                            A is for get your BIG ASS OUT THE DOOR!!-----Omg, I squealed like a high pitched whistle blower!!

                            • Xeno Foxx
                              Xeno Foxx  1 weeks back

                              E is for Eric he can’t spell subpoenas 😂

                              • Joseph Barnett
                                Joseph Barnett  1 weeks back

                                Get your big ass out the door! Brilliant lol

                                • Sunshine Factory
                                  Sunshine Factory  1 weeks back

                                  Yay! Still love cookie monster as an adult! 🍪🍪🍪🍪👍

                                  • Chris Winkler
                                    Chris Winkler  1 weeks back

                                    That was awesome!

                                    • Créole Lady
                                      Créole Lady  1 weeks back

                                      That was absolutely perfect❣️

                                      • C K
                                        C K  1 weeks back


                                      • JediNxf7
                                        JediNxf7  1 weeks back

                                        eyewitness testimony says trump's subpoenas look like Toad the mushroom prince.

                                        • Gunsandrosalina Padtwo
                                          Gunsandrosalina Padtwo  1 weeks back

                                          57 people have no sense of humor

                                          • Joel Benton
                                            Joel Benton  1 weeks back


                                            • KatieVanHelsing
                                              KatieVanHelsing  1 weeks back

                                              You hear that? It’s Jim Henson applauding from heaven!

                                              • Eristicka
                                                Eristicka  1 weeks back

                                                This is seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in my life

                                                • Soren Ingram
                                                  Soren Ingram  1 weeks back

                                                  Ok. Whoever made the lyrics deserves a raise.
                                                  just a reminder...
                                                  Steve you need to feed $ those furtive freaky fertile fervent fundamental frontal ... Lob 's

                                                  • Imperator Dei
                                                    Imperator Dei  1 weeks back

                                                    You know you done f'ed up when Sesame Street calls you out.

                                                    • Minsky's feedback Yianni

                                                      B is for brilliant!!! Cookie Monster for President of the world!

                                                      • Greetings From Stevieland


                                                        • Scott Levison
                                                          Scott Levison  1 weeks back

                                                          But is this too advanced for TRump to understand?

                                                          • Brainstorming Plus
                                                            Brainstorming Plus  1 weeks back


                                                            • Soon Forgot
                                                              Soon Forgot  1 weeks back

                                                              If the evidence exonerated trump, they would be throwing it at the lawyers. Instead they are calling it harassment and refusing to hand anything over until it's all redacted or confidential. Not how the law works but ok.

                                                              • Trisha Kauffman
                                                                Trisha Kauffman  1 weeks back

                                                                Why can't you guys make you open album?! 🤣 We all buy that shit!

                                                                • Kevin Ho
                                                                  Kevin Ho  1 weeks back

                                                                  is this out on spotify yet?

                                                                  • sunnylilme
                                                                    sunnylilme  1 weeks back

                                                                    Yeeess!! Get your big ass out the door!

                                                                    • Alyssa Torres
                                                                      Alyssa Torres  2 weeks back

                                                                      0:37 best part! Lmao!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

                                                                      • Algolei I
                                                                        Algolei I  2 weeks back

                                                                        Great, *_another_* song stuck in my head.

                                                                        • crazyman8472
                                                                          crazyman8472  2 weeks back

                                                                          "B" is for "Biden", of course! 😜

                                                                          • Jess Stuart
                                                                            Jess Stuart  2 weeks back

                                                                            (Sing to the Melody of Sesame Street Theme Song)

                                                                            Sunny Day,
                                                                            GOP keeping them, Dems away,
                                                                            From the information, that would let us see...
                                                                            How corrupt and lawless is, this Trump Presidency...

                                                                            • 前橋みき
                                                                              前橋みき  2 weeks back

                                                                              Brilliant-huge cookie fan-keep them coming

                                                                              • Ꜳ I
                                                                                Ꜳ I  2 weeks back

                                                                                What does the U in USA stand for.


                                                                                • Mandy Last
                                                                                  Mandy Last  2 weeks back

                                                                                  I love Cookie Monster.

                                                                                  • Kate LeBlanc
                                                                                    Kate LeBlanc  2 weeks back

                                                                                    LOve the cookie monster!

                                                                                    • Areanyusernamesleft
                                                                                      Areanyusernamesleft  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Poor Eric, being burned so badly by a Muppet...

                                                                                      • Aaron
                                                                                        Aaron  2 weeks back

                                                                                        That intro was a actually decent one 🍪🍪🍪

                                                                                        • Saleh Al-Buhairi
                                                                                          Saleh Al-Buhairi  2 weeks back

                                                                                          A is for Get Your Big Ass out the Door 🤣🤣🤣🤙

                                                                                          • MARGIE DANIELS
                                                                                            MARGIE DANIELS  2 weeks back


                                                                                            • Bullfrogz100
                                                                                              Bullfrogz100  2 weeks back

                                                                                              Absolutely hillarious

                                                                                              • JamieLan2011
                                                                                                JamieLan2011  2 weeks back

                                                                                                I would've liked it better if he spelled I-M-P-E-A-C-H but okay..

                                                                                                • Laura Eager
                                                                                                  Laura Eager  2 days back

                                                                                                  Maybe that’s a word for a future song!