Everything Wrong With Stargate In 14 Minutes Or Less

  • Published: 21 June 2016
  • Stargate was a movie, then a TV show, and is now being rebooted as a movie series again. Because that's how awesome it is... to someone. Not us. We find it to be full of sin.

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  • Uncle Dice
    Uncle Dice  23 hours back

    You really watch the movie?:)

    • Voltaic Fire
      Voltaic Fire  1 days back

      This movie launched one of my favourite franchises of all time, *remove all the sins.*

      • Bill Jones Jr
        Bill Jones Jr  2 days back

        Fucoff twerp

        • joe 85359
          joe 85359  2 days back

          You totally missed French Stewart from 3rd rock was in this movie

          • Michael P
            Michael P  2 days back

            Richard Kind went on to guest Star on SGA.

            • 32alltheway
              32alltheway  2 days back

              Downthelanebook.com is available at Barnes and Noble, Amazon and Chapters. Follow Doc, a strip club dj and manager who gets caught in the middle of gang wars with the Royal City Riders, the mob, and some old friends. This is the dark side of the honeymoon capital of the world, Niagara Falls.

              • Kristine Johnson
                Kristine Johnson  3 days back

                I like the comment about him looking like a combo of snake and soldier. That's exactly what I thought when I saw it. Lol

                • Rikard Nilsson
                  Rikard Nilsson  3 days back

                  1:45 he wasn't looking at childhood photos, the photo is of his son that accidentally killed himself with that same gun he's holding, it's supposed to establish that he's suicidal.

                  • Mr. 420
                    Mr. 420  5 days back

                    what a terrible movie from start to finish

                    • ⦑⦒
                      ⦑⦒  6 days back

                      you do understand that sending a probe through the stargate is the same as telling it to drive through a lead doorway right ????? It would still respond back with radio waves you wouldnt send it through the WHOLE galaxy when theres a open door right there

                      • Mark 420
                        Mark 420  1 weeks back

                        Why do you constantly keep saying ex mokina in all your videos

                        • Agent J
                          Agent J  1 weeks back

                          So essentially, you're contribution to knowledge is movies aren't as boring as reality, yet should be entertaining, and making what you wish to believe, cleverness?

                          Fuck off, you're a bitch not a solution.

                          • Mike Beasley
                            Mike Beasley  2 weeks back

                            Still a great movie that led to the most successful syfy series in history.

                            • Susan Fudge
                              Susan Fudge  2 weeks back

                              BY accident, not ON accident!

                              • Daybid Bander Becht
                                Daybid Bander Becht  2 weeks back

                                It's technically acceptable and commonly used enough in the US that it gets a pass since it's the opposite of "on purpose". But that doesn't make people who say it sound any less dumb to me.

                            • Vulkani
                              Vulkani  2 weeks back

                              The chills I got 00:00 - 00:09

                              • Matthew Suffidy
                                Matthew Suffidy  2 weeks back

                                You would not get these like thousands of years old little gate setups in the woods here and there. That could last between one week and 400 years depending on the locals.

                                • Jangler333
                                  Jangler333  2 weeks back

                                  5th Avenue is better than Butterfinger, there, I said it.

                                  • Cabaret Macabre
                                    Cabaret Macabre  2 weeks back

                                    Each symbol represents a point in space, then six of them would create a sort of box. Maybe, just maybe, the seventh marks...the Stargate!

                                    • Bubonic4U
                                      Bubonic4U  2 weeks back

                                      Bill and Ted want Station back.

                                      • C.C. ORR
                                        C.C. ORR  2 weeks back

                                        The inscription of kafu’s name inside the great pyramid is quite clearly a fraud,

                                        If you spent more than 30 seconds trying to rationalise it,

                                        An egotistical pharaoh supposedly builds the biggest longest standing structure in history and, the only way to tell that it was his was by climbing up above the “kings chamber” where the “relieving chambers” are, hidden away and in small red writing is the name kafu, along with many other graffitis.

                                        And that’s evidence it was his? You must be joking

                                        • Jt Jt
                                          Jt Jt  2 weeks back

                                          Nuclear bombs don’t just set off when shot or blown up they need to go through fission or fusion idk which one but ya wrong bish

                                          • phant0
                                            phant0  3 weeks back

                                            For anyone who might not know and could be influenced by this information: The TV show is FAAAAAR better than the movie.

                                            • phant0
                                              phant0  3 weeks back

                                              8:56 "No! Dangerous!" He says, as he points the submachine gun at the kid with his finger on the trigger.

                                              • Hajger89
                                                Hajger89  3 weeks back

                                                5 sins off for the most awesome movie music. Seriously, is it possible to not get goosebumps?

                                                • Wimpy Denton
                                                  Wimpy Denton  3 weeks back

                                                  We are absolutely been lied to in case of the pyramids and agyptian culture

                                                  • Alexander Guess
                                                    Alexander Guess  3 weeks back

                                                    I Love/Hate you CinemaSins ! Making me cognitive dissonance hilariously frightening .

                                                    • SaulOhio
                                                      SaulOhio  3 weeks back

                                                      They want Jack O'Neil BECAUSE he is despondent. They think this may be a suicide mission. Or at least one way. After all, they give him a nuke and expect him to detonate it if the aliens on the other side of the Stargate are unfriendly.

                                                      • Redpill Commando
                                                        Redpill Commando  3 weeks back

                                                        I know this is an old video but I have one question. With all due respect, did you in fact watch the movie. They picked O'Neill BECAUSE he was suicidal not in spite of it. They wanted someone who would not hesitate to push the button if necessary. And the people of Abydos were from planet Earth, that is why they look like they are from planet Earth.

                                                        • 33 /Al'Zuhr\
                                                          33 /Al'Zuhr\  3 weeks back

                                                          12:28 Wrong the US ripped off Egypt. Not the other way around. 'smh'

                                                          • 33 /Al'Zuhr\
                                                            33 /Al'Zuhr\  3 weeks back

                                                            12:02 No that is not racist because it is sexist.

                                                            • John S
                                                              John S  2 weeks back

                                                              It's a joke

                                                          • 33 /Al'Zuhr\
                                                            33 /Al'Zuhr\  3 weeks back

                                                            6:16 Dude you are wrong . It is not the sight of his eyes that draws his attention towards there. He hears humanoids. Its the ears that drives him there not eyes.

                                                            • John S
                                                              John S  2 weeks back

                                                              Because 3 separate comments are totally necessary

                                                          • bob rock
                                                            bob rock  3 weeks back

                                                            American propaganda movie..

                                                            • PhantomTissue
                                                              PhantomTissue  3 weeks back

                                                              5:51 Yes, thats exactly how the stargate works.

                                                              • ACP
                                                                ACP  3 weeks back

                                                                Sorry wrong, they do not travel to another dimension they traveled from earth to another planet in the same galaxy. Get it right please. I disliked this video, anyone else?

                                                                • John Doe
                                                                  John Doe  4 weeks back

                                                                  All of the Stargate nerds being all butthurt is too funny.

                                                                  • Kaloian Tcherkezov
                                                                    Kaloian Tcherkezov  4 weeks back

                                                                    *they took a suicidal solder on a suicidal mission

                                                                    • Guidodo
                                                                      Guidodo  4 weeks back

                                                                      Got to the "buffalo who looks like James Lipton" sin. Googled James Lipton to find out what he looks like. Couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes.

                                                                      • Δeltα xbox
                                                                        Δeltα xbox  4 weeks back

                                                                        This is way old but I'm a sin you. No the stargate could NOT be destroyed by a sledgehammer or a little bit of dynamite. It is VERY durable made of a very strong and very hard material. Also said material works as a reactor and bomb. If I remember the show right.

                                                                        • iJustRich
                                                                          iJustRich  4 weeks back

                                                                          How does this guy have 8.6 million subs posting garbage opnions like this?

                                                                          • Jeff Derek
                                                                            Jeff Derek  4 weeks back

                                                                            do you hate every movie?

                                                                            • John S
                                                                              John S  2 weeks back

                                                                              Not att all

                                                                          • baggrat
                                                                            baggrat  4 weeks back

                                                                            What if the other end of the stargate had been at the bottom of some alien ocean?

                                                                            • MC Borris
                                                                              MC Borris  4 weeks back

                                                                              Wheres the reboot?!"

                                                                              • TVChannel One
                                                                                TVChannel One  4 weeks back

                                                                                Yes, the Stargate only works from the direction it's activated, now you know.

                                                                                Forgot the biggest most obvious flaw in all of Stargate -
                                                                                The stars in constellations aren't a cluster in space, you can use as a reference.
                                                                                Sometimes they are a cluster, most times not, the stars in constellations could be thousands or millions of light-years apart, so where are these magical 6 points of reference originating from? They could point to any number of star systems..
                                                                                If two stars in the constellation are close by and the rest are in another galaxy, where do we measure from?
                                                                                The 6 points of reference system wouldn't ever work. And makes zero sense. Major sin..

                                                                                • Lawson One
                                                                                  Lawson One  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Open hand of gentrification

                                                                                  • gearone1
                                                                                    gearone1  4 weeks back

                                                                                    @ 7:00 Phil his knee slapped

                                                                                    • Will Garmer
                                                                                      Will Garmer  4 weeks back

                                                                                      5:47 Totally missed a sin there: HOW did Ferretti know the gate only works one-way? It's not like he's ever read the Stargate User's Manual or anything. And even if you can't go back to Earth, they can still turn the gate back on to check in with you - the probe sent back video through the gate, so you can obviously talk to Earth and request more supplies, and maybe some more books for Doctor Jackson. At the very least, ask them to send you some non-black clothing, because DESERT.

                                                                                      • Krzysztof Bednarski
                                                                                        Krzysztof Bednarski  4 weeks back

                                                                                        THANK YOU, https://youtu.be/Cyen90xcvYY?t=212

                                                                                        • SGT Norgan
                                                                                          SGT Norgan  1 months back

                                                                                          No dangerous then points it at him