I DIY'd Joana Ceddia's new merch

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  • Published: 22 April 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    (Friendly reminder that this is just a pre-order, so shipping will begin mid-May)

    This is the instagram of the girl who drew up the design. Her name is Noor Tariq and I cannot thank her enough for letting me use the design: instagram.com/pablo_picceddia/

    Anyways, with that out the way, I have a story to tell all of you. There was a comment on my last video that said, and I quote:

    “This girl has a felony and went to prison for involuntary man slaughter after drinking and driving and rear ending a mini van killing a mother look it up if you don’t believe me”

    Now let’s dive into this comment. There are just so many layers here to unpack and frankly, I have no idea where to begin.

    1. Do I have a felony AND a charge for involuntary manslaughter? Because if so, I want to know what this felony was. Did I illegally download Taylor Swift songs? Or did I jay walk while dressed as a chicken because, after all, I just wanted to get to the other side?
    2. Last time I checked, I don’t have the faintest idea about how to drive. I haven’t even started studying for the test. How do you turn on a car? 🚘. I put that emoji there because it was cute. It was cute, wasn’t it? You’re welcome.
    3. For some reason, when I read this comment, all I can think about is that scene in Riverdale where Archie is driving like an absolute madlad through the streets of Riverdale because his father has just been shot. That’s the one scene I remember from Riverdale. I stopped watching after the second episode of season 2. I was developing terminal stupidity from watching that trash.

    I mean, there is obviously the possibility that I did in fact get behind the wheel of a car, wreak havoc, and have no recollection whatsoever of the event. Maybe I have undiagnosed memory loss of every term. Maybe I am a felon. Maybe I AM A SMOOTH CRIMINAL.














    Hee hee.

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Comments • 10 610

  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   5 months back

    Hey dudes! A couple things:

    1. Yes, this is a reupload. Yesterday, I uploaded the video at 6 PM and there was so much traffic that we crashed the merch website. So, I had to private the video to minimize traffic until shopify could fix the website. I apologize for the delay
    2. If you are wondering what size I am wearing in the video, its a medium. However, it is WAY too big for me. I am a 5”4, smol little lady and either an adult small or youth large would best for me.
    3. I’ve already seen some complaints, so I want to address this in the nicest way possible: I am not forcing you to buy the sweater. In fact, if you are on a budget, I prefer that you not spend money on me. This was honestly more of a fun experience if anything so please don’t feel any pressure to purchase one.

    Love you guys to the Kuiper belt and back,
    Jaomi Campbell

    • FARAH ABUOMAR
      FARAH ABUOMAR  1 months back

      You are the best youtuber your videos are amazing and so fun and you are very talented keep doing what are you doing

    • Leoni Swiftbridge
      Leoni Swiftbridge  1 months back

      Joana should collab with Jojo Siwa. Them next to each other would be hilarious 😂

    • Charlotte Orr
      Charlotte Orr  1 months back

      “John Centipede”

    • World-Wide Wrestling Fantasy Community
      World-Wide Wrestling Fantasy Community  2 months back

      Joana Ceddia I found you from FBE, and I’m so glad that I did

    • AmiAni
      AmiAni  2 months back

      My 11 year old friend is 5'5

  • Itz_ Yui
    Itz_ Yui  19 hours back

    I don’t know what to say.....

    • Royce cx
      Royce cx  22 hours back

      Im a robot? Hell yeah!!

      • Ella
        Ella  1 days back

        PROTECT THE BEAN

        • Ella
          Ella  1 days back

          I’m 5

          • Allana Obera
            Allana Obera  2 days back

            Omg i thought it was Joana playing just dance it was actually her mom 😯😯😯

            • Shaleigh Church
              Shaleigh Church  3 days back

              How does she keep serious while doing this??!?? Only question I have

              • ging3rdragon
                ging3rdragon  3 days back

                Cool sweater dude 👍

                • You don’t understand me mum

                  Wow this hater knows

                  • ella dask
                    ella dask  6 days back

                    Joana Your mother is >>>>>> VERY <<<<<< alike you, sometimes she appears in the videos and I think it's really you.

                    • Becca Louise
                      Becca Louise  7 days back

                      Can we talk about how John Cena and her family dancing to ‘take on me’ is just so wholesome please, thank you

                      • Kristina Oakleaf
                        Kristina Oakleaf  1 weeks back

                        world record
                        *youtuber herself is both the hater and the youtuber, all in one*

                        • Mercedes Marks
                          Mercedes Marks  1 weeks back

                          fabric land- “who is out most valuable costume also know as the one that buys the most stuff”

                          Another fabric land person- “Joana Ceddia”

                          • kurbs563 123
                            kurbs563 123  1 weeks back

                            I see the resembalence with mother goose and john cena

                            • Raina Trujillo
                              Raina Trujillo  1 weeks back

                              5:24 my favorite part is how Joana's dad looks at Joana's mom like he's the luckiest guy in the world...

                              • Møøñłïght
                                Møøñłïght  1 weeks back

                                All Joana’s fans: * WHERES MAH CHANCLA*
                                Joana/Pigeon?: *SHE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD.! LIKE YOU COULD LAND AN AIRPLANE ON IT*
                                Me: *hahaha*
                                All da fans: *Points CHANCLA at meh*
                                Me: AND I OOP- Skskskskskskskskkssksk

                                • Alicia
                                  Alicia  1 weeks back

                                  When she said “aaaaaAAHHHHHH” *i felt that*

                                  • RXqueenRN
                                    RXqueenRN  2 weeks back

                                    How to Promote Your Merch:

                                    • Lalosdeath
                                      Lalosdeath  2 weeks back

                                      I would love to help you make merch ,ima make a YouTube video to prove it :))

                                      • Kristina :D
                                        Kristina :D  2 weeks back

                                        3:40 is this HowToBasic?

                                        • Gabriel Ortiz
                                          Gabriel Ortiz  2 weeks back

                                          When she screams she sounds like a cone head alien lmao

                                          • keran cassidy
                                            keran cassidy  2 weeks back

                                            Joana ceddia
                                            Johana creddia
                                            Joann cheddar
                                            Jane chrysanthemum
                                            Jane centar
                                            John centipede

                                            😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                            • Kandycorn 4
                                              Kandycorn 4  2 weeks back

                                              No one:
                                              Joana: RAAVVVIINOOOUUSS

                                              • Katherine Amo
                                                Katherine Amo  2 weeks back

                                                I love how she was just roasting herself😂

                                                • Adriana Bermea
                                                  Adriana Bermea  3 weeks back

                                                  F**** you have the best parents and home life woman. Love you guys 😻🥰

                                                  • galaxy 44
                                                    galaxy 44  3 weeks back

                                                    "There are kids in Africa who could have eaten this felt."

                                                    • Isabella Perez
                                                      Isabella Perez  3 weeks back

                                                      Oh no I’m a robot
                                                      MOOOOOOOOOOOM

                                                      • ronie on my phonie
                                                        ronie on my phonie  3 weeks back

                                                        who is this hooded women and why is she insulting the great jesus christ

                                                        • SAS DL
                                                          SAS DL  3 weeks back

                                                          I literally had to replay that little dancing scenario bit cause I didn't realize that it was actually Mrs. Cena until the last bits 😭😭

                                                          • Noya Garg
                                                            Noya Garg  4 weeks back

                                                            what if we started calling her James Charles...

                                                            • serawit bogale
                                                              serawit bogale  4 weeks back

                                                              “Kids from Africa could’ve ate this felt!”
                                                              Sorry to be the one to break it to you Joana but felt isn’t food.

                                                              • Thatone Waffle
                                                                Thatone Waffle  4 weeks back

                                                                I know this video is old, but I'm sad because I can't buy it.

                                                                • Tania Breton
                                                                  Tania Breton  4 weeks back

                                                                  This makes my heart full ♥️💕

                                                                  • Strange Llama
                                                                    Strange Llama  4 weeks back

                                                                    john centipede. i cant breathe

                                                                    • Kennedy
                                                                      Kennedy  4 weeks back

                                                                      Bich I’ll get 5

                                                                      • Lyla Cavazos
                                                                        Lyla Cavazos  4 weeks back

                                                                        nobody:
                                                                        joana dancing like she’s in a dance competition with john centipede.

                                                                        • just random
                                                                          just random  4 weeks back

                                                                          Hi John Cena

                                                                          • BlackShadow 17
                                                                            BlackShadow 17  4 weeks back

                                                                            "Haters are my motivaters"

                                                                            • Maehlia Dunae Hooper
                                                                              Maehlia Dunae Hooper  4 weeks back

                                                                              Absolutely love u

                                                                              • Catherine Ng
                                                                                Catherine Ng  4 weeks back

                                                                                In chinese traditions, having a big forehead=good fortune. Idk y

                                                                                • Bailey Workman27
                                                                                  Bailey Workman27  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Me when I see that Joanna has merch:
                                                                                  jOaNNa HaS MeRcH!!!..

                                                                                  • me hi
                                                                                    me hi  4 weeks back

                                                                                    That description 😂😂

                                                                                    • DrawingsASofia
                                                                                      DrawingsASofia  1 months back

                                                                                      wHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE SUCH AN OLD VERSION OF JUST DANCE

                                                                                      • Elie •
                                                                                        Elie •  1 months back

                                                                                        I ship her parents alot

                                                                                        • iiGloomy_sky
                                                                                          iiGloomy_sky  1 months back

                                                                                          this video should’ve been called joana celia making fun of her self for 4:50 minutes and plugging her Merch in the end

                                                                                          • iris egb
                                                                                            iris egb  1 months back

                                                                                            5.08 first time i didnt even notice you AND your mom were dancing😂 you look like your mom and your both crazyy❤

                                                                                            • kitty gamerxxx
                                                                                              kitty gamerxxx  1 months back

                                                                                              0:07 I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                                                              • xvogue.s edits
                                                                                                xvogue.s edits  1 months back

                                                                                                i cant get 0:06 out of my head this week i-