Bill Maher's Funniest New Rules #5

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  • Marilyn King
    Marilyn King  10 hours back

    Paul McCartney - too much information!!!!!

    • Brian Perkins
      Brian Perkins  2 days back

      I'll take whatever he's smoking tonight please. Maybe I should wait an hour. I'm still recovering from a Candace Owen s Blaire White conversation

      • lightheart53
        lightheart53  3 days back

        Salman Rushdie belly laughing at porn jokes is priceless.

        • John Nycto
          John Nycto  1 weeks back

          0:12 that's when they wrote "With a little help from my friends".

          • Dano1947
            Dano1947  1 weeks back

            You like rough and ready, it already exists, in France. Toilet paper so stiff you can actually write home to mom on it. No joke!!_

            • sevan akcatel
              sevan akcatel  1 weeks back

              pile of -------

              • T G
                T G  1 weeks back

                Hey Maher, you're one funny f-ck !

                • Dick Park
                  Dick Park  1 weeks back

                  Temporary spending bills, that have become permanent expenditures. We compile debt like no other... Pay on the interest and push it forward. Who in reality could live their life like this and not be destitute or in prison? California is off the charts. And the leadership refuses to change course, out of pride? Corruption? Or just political power tripping? We will see what the future brings.

                  • Dj Supreme
                    Dj Supreme  2 weeks back

                    Come together.....LMAO!

                    • Riot FiftyThousand
                      Riot FiftyThousand  2 weeks back

                      There is always a position for Pussy eater, you just have to go the right employer.

                      • CrushingRock
                        CrushingRock  3 weeks back

                        I just notice something... all panthers are BLACK!!! Why is their name black panthers???

                      • Robert Weiner
                        Robert Weiner  3 weeks back

                        RADICAL JIZLAM. I MADE THAT ☝. I AM CRACKADON1. BANNED 4ROM TWITTER. C MY COMEDY @ ROBERT WEINER CRACKADON1

                        • anthony ramos
                          anthony ramos  1 months back

                          I don't really find this funny.....later

                          • Bri W
                            Bri W  3 weeks back

                            You wouldn't. Bye

                        • JD Palmer
                          JD Palmer  1 months back

                          😂😂😂😂 The one about the three black panthers

                          • Schizo
                            Schizo  1 months back

                            Filth israel supporter

                            • alonzo calvillo
                              alonzo calvillo  1 months back

                              At 4:10 I thought he was going to pullout a box of corncobs.”Up your economy with Bill Maher’s manly ass cleaners”.

                              • Stephen Sharp
                                Stephen Sharp  1 months back

                                Whatever happened to the truck that crashed into Eric's face?

                                • Mohammed Rayyan
                                  Mohammed Rayyan  1 months back

                                  ALLAH GOD ALMIGHTY SAYS IN THE LAST TESTAMENT THE HOLY QURAN : 17 / 13-14 :
                                  Every man's fate We have fastened on his own neck: on the Day of Judgement, We shall bring out for him a scroll which he will see spread open. (It will be said to him): "Read thine own record: sufficient is thy soul this Day to make out an account against thee".
                                  REPENT NOW BEFORE DEATH ARRIVES ♨ 🔥 ♨

                                  • Allen Cooper
                                    Allen Cooper  1 months back

                                    Bill's totally wrong on Bert and Ernie, they have the same job he has

                                  • Joy Smith
                                    Joy Smith  1 months back

                                    I love the colour of your shirt the hot pink one . You are very bad Bill

                                    • Mike Mike
                                      Mike Mike  1 months back

                                      Is that all you've got?

                                      • Tamara Bossler
                                        Tamara Bossler  1 months back

                                        👏🏼😂👏🏼😂

                                        • Teacher Mark
                                          Teacher Mark  1 months back

                                          Bil can be.bullying uncircumcised dick.

                                          • Recusant BilE
                                            Recusant BilE  1 months back

                                            John Wayne toilet paper is ruff tuff and don't take shit off of nobody.

                                            • mano a mano
                                              mano a mano  1 months back

                                              I think all that smiling and pointing shit really got going with Hillary. Clap and smile, point! Clap and smile, point! Clap and point! point!

                                              • James Pearson III
                                                James Pearson III  1 months back

                                                I’m an Andrew fan, and I loved this joke! Along with all the others😅

                                                • Dom Jay
                                                  Dom Jay  1 months back

                                                  7:07 Noooooooo. I can't unsee this now LoL :P

                                                  • Niko Pawlowic
                                                    Niko Pawlowic  1 months back

                                                    Bill Maher, Rough and Ready toilet paper? You're ass can take the hard stuff? He's just wanting to see what jokes we come up with for that!

                                                    • Timothy Brown
                                                      Timothy Brown  1 months back

                                                      Say what you want about my man Bill, but unlike orange crush the not so funny clown president, Bill actually is and will always be so to the haters....SCORE BOARD BITCHES!!!! X  DPPPPPPPP

                                                      • Goodwins all access Media service provider

                                                        Do I really need to remind Americans that we are in the United States of America - Why would any normal good sane person want to support a person or any party promoting consistently working actively to divide us? Seriously 😐 people get WoKe. I heard the phrase “This guy would lie about the weather” but I never thought I’d see it especially not from the President of the USA lol what a twat what kind of idiot are you Donald? Trump needs to be arrested ASAP and removed if this means Civil War than so be it - whatever it takes this criminal needs to be put behind bars along with his circle of disgusting deplorable crooks like Barr- Just imagine - In this lying cheating crooked seemingly traitorous corrupt racist propagandist Trump criminal enterprise administration backed by a complicit corrupt GOP Republican Swamp supported by foreign donors praised by ruling hard line dictators emboldened by religious institutions - fanatics and freaks favoured by far right wing white national suprematists - fascists - sexist bigots - racists - mislead patriots - uneducated idiots - right wing private/public/social news media - lunatic trolls - conspiracy theorists and communist Russia electively producing hard line right wing state sponsored Trump TV blatantly promoted by Fox propaganda fake news media - John Bolton was the voice of reason - NOW THATS A GREAT CONCERN FOR EVERY VOTING AMERICAN
                                                        Some people will completely trust anyone to easily believe anything and simply support everything to rally around something - whatever it takes-even if it’s unrealistic nonsensical stupid propaganda concocted to mislead gaslit to deceive and hurt them- it’s all good- IT’S SOMETHING better than nothing like End immigration - We call these people STUPID TRUMPSTERS

                                                        • Vinny M
                                                          Vinny M  1 months back

                                                          I respect your opinion but I would suggest that if you want people to take you seriously that you try not to be such a hypocrite in your opinion. Im neither Republican or Democrat but if I wanted to share an opinion, I would use facts and not name-calling to get my "point" across. Also, every president of our great nation has had their controversy. If you want to "get woke" I would take a strong look at the state of our nation and come up with a plan yourself to fix the amount of debt that illegal immigration is posing on legal taxpayers. While you're at it, why not tell us how you would solve the racial divide that is going on this country. You think that only white people are racists? Everyone has a bias and no one sees others as equal. The not so distant past is filled with bloody wars, racial injustice, slavery, and inequality. The only way that is going to heal, like everything else, is with time. Time will heal all wounds. Rather than hate the current state of politics because you obviously did not get your way, why not try to make a real difference in the world and apply yourself to something more worthwhile.

                                                      • Frankie B
                                                        Frankie B  1 months back

                                                        its ok as long as Van Jones laughs :P

                                                        • Bernie Earthstein
                                                          Bernie Earthstein  1 months back

                                                          I have never seen, heard nor read anything by Maher that was witty, funny or smart.

                                                          • Bernie Earthstein
                                                            Bernie Earthstein  3 weeks back

                                                            @Bri W Thank you. It's an honor.

                                                          • Bri W
                                                            Bri W  3 weeks back

                                                            @Bernie Earthstein your name is is Bernie that speaks volumes about you.

                                                          • Bernie Earthstein
                                                            Bernie Earthstein  3 weeks back

                                                            @Bri W Little Maher used to also be a Jew like me. But he lacks courage, intellect and humor.

                                                          • Bri W
                                                            Bri W  3 weeks back

                                                            @Bernie Earthstein Lame as your name. Jewman

                                                          • Bernie Earthstein
                                                            Bernie Earthstein  1 months back

                                                            @Daisy D Hillary falling down while trying to escape a crowd in her Scoobie Van.

                                                        • Jonathan Lever
                                                          Jonathan Lever  1 months back

                                                          Deep goat 😂

                                                          • Zelda Williams
                                                            Zelda Williams  2 months back

                                                            Damn, Paul McCartney I didn't need to know that shit!? Just why, and I'm kinda glad Linda is not around to hear that but, Stella is please keep some mystery, celebrities, we don't need to know, all your damn, business?! Smdh.😟
                                                            Now, when I hear the 70's tune "listen to what the man said" I'm gonna think about John Lennon!?🤫 No, that just aint right?😬
                                                            And don't come for me, I'm just a music lover! 🤨

                                                            • kat lover
                                                              kat lover  1 months back

                                                              Zelda Williams I wanna hold your hand ...hmm

                                                          • Terry H
                                                            Terry H  2 months back

                                                            skips past the trump sons, the idiots... why??? please let the koch curse hit donnnnie and his kids... lol...

                                                            • 55jhjhjkjk
                                                              55jhjhjkjk  2 months back

                                                              Bill...man...you rock!

                                                              • Tracy Avent
                                                                Tracy Avent  2 months back

                                                                hey Hey HEY... no dissing Del Taco!

                                                                • Bob Loza
                                                                  Bob Loza  1 months back

                                                                  @Tracy Avent Sorry, Señor.

                                                                • Tracy Avent
                                                                  Tracy Avent  1 months back

                                                                  @Bob Loza muchach-O to you.

                                                                • Bob Loza
                                                                  Bob Loza  1 months back

                                                                  Sorry, muchacha. Taco Bell rules!

                                                              • Ken Welch
                                                                Ken Welch  2 months back

                                                                I need that toilet paper. My ass can take it!

                                                                • Joshua Sweetvale
                                                                  Joshua Sweetvale  2 months back

                                                                  Bill Maher is capable of *learning* and *growing.* How else is he gonna be all smug and superior?
                                                                  :P

                                                                  • rachelle peterson
                                                                    rachelle peterson  2 months back

                                                                    Hahaha!!!

                                                                    • red Buoy
                                                                      red Buoy  2 months back

                                                                      Filthy.... but funny

                                                                      • Mark Cody
                                                                        Mark Cody  2 months back

                                                                        Maher stole that “Come Together” gag from the Stern show.

                                                                        • William Ford
                                                                          William Ford  2 months back

                                                                          Pity that cannot afford Script Writers, otherwise may have an interesting show.

                                                                          • trunk monkey
                                                                            trunk monkey  2 months back

                                                                            Politicians on Porn Hub? I had Donald Trump sibscribed to my feed

                                                                            • trunk monkey
                                                                              trunk monkey  2 months back

                                                                              Then around 2016 he deleted his account

                                                                          • cshubs
                                                                            cshubs  2 months back

                                                                            We need toilet paper from the makers of Lava soap.

                                                                            • Bernie Houston
                                                                              Bernie Houston  2 months back

                                                                              I liked the debaters pointing line, but Joe Biden is do a new he saluted someone in both debates. Real presidential.

                                                                              • Flemming Bisgaard
                                                                                Flemming Bisgaard  2 months back

                                                                                When I heard Yentl I shocked on my beer trying to laugh. Hilarious.

                                                                                • Colin Skelding
                                                                                  Colin Skelding  2 months back

                                                                                  Ernie and Bert hang out and smoke pot just like Bill.👍👍😜

                                                                                  • Jeffrey Gillespie
                                                                                    Jeffrey Gillespie  2 months back

                                                                                    And they also have a hit TV show, I think you're onto something

                                                                                  • nucking futz
                                                                                    nucking futz  2 months back

                                                                                    I thought he was going to put up a graphic and compare them to Beavis and Butthead :-)