If You Had to Be Eaten By An Animal...

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  • Bonez0r
    Bonez0r  14 hours back

    "If you had to be eaten by any animal, what would it be?"
    It's great to see two grown men play this game. My sister and I used to play a similar game, but not necessarily involving animals. One of us would ask the other "How would you rather die?", and then describe two horrible ways to die and the other had to choose.

    Like, being buried straight up with only your head sticking out of the ground, right next to an ant hill and then getting your head covered in sweet syrup to attract the ants and being slowly eaten to death,
    OR,
    being strapped to a work bench and there's a giant circular saw that moves back and forth and starts cutting thin slices off your body, starting with the feet and slowly advancing toward the head.

    Does this sound a little extreme? We were about 10 years old I think. XD

    • D Y L A N
      D Y L A N  15 hours back

      "If you don't have a big dick, then the lion isn't going to listen to you"

      • Nakadu
        Nakadu  24 hours back

        Worms

        • C -bo
          C -bo  1 days back

          Who else went and had to see that crazy ass video n come back a finish this one lmfao

          • UGNA 27
            UGNA 27  2 days back

            These guys are legends

            • Keith Fletcher
              Keith Fletcher  2 days back

              Joe “Jamie” Rogan

              • Lord Infamous
                Lord Infamous  2 days back

                personally, i’d choose a jaguar. they go straight for the jugular and delivery a quick death.

                • Davey123 Gardner
                  Davey123 Gardner  3 days back

                  My best mate was killed by s great white

                  • Christian Perezrosas
                    Christian Perezrosas  3 days back

                    Beast master the movie

                    • Tyler Parker
                      Tyler Parker  3 days back

                      He can't show other people's videos on here guys duh

                      • SCENT
                        SCENT  3 days back

                        Getting eaten by an animal is one of the worst ways to go. But if I were forced to choose my end via animal, I’d have a lion or tiger doing the honor. Quick, swift, brutal.

                        • Jay Jameson
                          Jay Jameson  3 days back

                          Chimps are probably the fucking worst to be eaten alive by, fuckers would torture you first

                          • LALO EASTWOOD
                            LALO EASTWOOD  4 days back

                            What a fucking nightmare will be if you get kill by the vicious wild dogs.

                            • julian aleman
                              julian aleman  4 days back

                              in that video there is a little girl in the first row watching the whole thing lol

                              • Ben Johnson
                                Ben Johnson  4 days back

                                "If you don't have a big dick a lions not going to listen to you." - Joe Rogan.

                                • Labaron Donelson
                                  Labaron Donelson  4 days back

                                  Whale

                                  • Lieutenant Dude
                                    Lieutenant Dude  4 days back

                                    I’d go with tiger. They go for the throat, and they bite so hard it snaps the bones in your neck and severs a shit load of arteries. It’s over quick as hell.

                                    • Leobadfish
                                      Leobadfish  4 days back

                                      Prob a lion or tiger cause they just get you by the neck and it'll b over quick lol

                                      • Matt Nipperess
                                        Matt Nipperess  4 days back

                                        What was that south sea conch or something from jurassic Park 3?..the one who's poison kills you before you actually feel the sting? I'll have that

                                        • MyDogFulton
                                          MyDogFulton  5 days back

                                          Puranas or a crow or a squirrel.

                                          • Brandon browning
                                            Brandon browning  5 days back

                                            That was a movie! LMAO

                                            • Braxton Marshall
                                              Braxton Marshall  5 days back

                                              I'm gonna go with rhino
                                              Just one swoop of the head and I'm dead in seconds
                                              Or a kangaroo
                                              Just get kicked in the face and then it will claw me to death. Sounds metal as fuck

                                              • Daniel Fernandez
                                                Daniel Fernandez  5 days back

                                                “Do you have any happy videos with animals?”

                                                “Yeah I got this video of this bear grabbing a chimp and ripping it apart”

                                                • Oscar Da Grouch
                                                  Oscar Da Grouch  5 days back

                                                  Why does Joe do the best animal impressions

                                                  • Benjamin Donaldson
                                                    Benjamin Donaldson  5 days back

                                                    Shark

                                                    • MrSnapy1
                                                      MrSnapy1  5 days back

                                                      Easy a big cat because they kill their prey before eating wouldn't be good but would be quick.

                                                      • bruce wayne
                                                        bruce wayne  5 days back

                                                        I’d pick JEFFERY dahmer, he drugs ya first

                                                        • That's Jacked
                                                          That's Jacked  5 days back

                                                          so much joe rogan

                                                          • Kendall Michelson
                                                            Kendall Michelson  5 days back

                                                            Hey im bill burr I don't know how to put head phones

                                                            • Godisempty_
                                                              Godisempty_  5 days back

                                                              Joe”AaAAaAhhHHHHh!”Rogan

                                                              • Neil Doran
                                                                Neil Doran  5 days back

                                                                I wanna be tore apart by a hippo

                                                                • willofdodge1
                                                                  willofdodge1  5 days back

                                                                  Ants cuase im brave

                                                                  • Doctor Qbert
                                                                    Doctor Qbert  5 days back

                                                                    Alot of circus animals are hooked on cigarettes

                                                                    • INIEILILY
                                                                      INIEILILY  5 days back

                                                                      Ant eater... I want to have a fight before I go

                                                                      • James Willey
                                                                        James Willey  5 days back

                                                                        a mosquito bite would be a bad way to go

                                                                        • Victor Lara
                                                                          Victor Lara  6 days back

                                                                          Joe should interview Mike Holston, a.k.a TheRealTarzan

                                                                          • Wayfarin Stranger
                                                                            Wayfarin Stranger  6 days back

                                                                            Being eaten alive by multiple horses

                                                                            • Xen
                                                                              Xen  6 days back

                                                                              What dumbass would think getting a shark out of the water was a good thing. Humans don’t own the ocean!

                                                                              • Benikers
                                                                                Benikers  6 days back

                                                                                what a title

                                                                                • Baba Semka
                                                                                  Baba Semka  6 days back

                                                                                  LUL, that bear was chasing the chimp purposefully, they didn't just stumble...

                                                                                  • Adolf Hitler
                                                                                    Adolf Hitler  6 days back

                                                                                    The title is misleading they never chose what animal they would prefer to be eaten by!

                                                                                    • 2SHAYNEZ
                                                                                      2SHAYNEZ  6 days back

                                                                                      I need the link to the girl and the tiger shark for personal research

                                                                                      • Literary Theory
                                                                                        Literary Theory  6 days back

                                                                                        The outro music echoes the circus music burr sang right before it.

                                                                                        • Dingy
                                                                                          Dingy  6 days back

                                                                                          Co- naan

                                                                                          • MX TW
                                                                                            MX TW  6 days back

                                                                                            Can we just stop and appreciate how sick Joe is at animal noises?! Why is no one talking about this 😂

                                                                                            • Alex Roth
                                                                                              Alex Roth  6 days back

                                                                                              If you don't have a big dick the lion is not gonna listen to you

                                                                                              • Jayden Hoeg
                                                                                                Jayden Hoeg  6 days back

                                                                                                Love Bill.Fuckn good fucker!

                                                                                                • Cullman671
                                                                                                  Cullman671  6 days back

                                                                                                  People aren't happy anymore because the ocean's ecosystem needs sharks ans they're going extinct ya thick headed bastard lol