Half Off - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts


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  • Martha Burt
    Martha Burt  13 hours back

    Half the multiverse

    • Miguel Lucero
      Miguel Lucero  14 hours back

      ok bye

      • V. W.
        V. W.  14 hours back

        how is this good?

        • 9ine11ven
          9ine11ven  2 days back

          0:37 I thought he was gonna cut his ex wife in half😂

          • deathslice60
            deathslice60  2 days back

            This was brilliant

            • Марк Рашковский

              I know Half-Off Oscars worst enemy..

              Phil Swift.

              • Paradoxine
                Paradoxine  2 days back

                Flex Tape Phil Swift: I just sawed this boat in--
                Half Tape Oscar: It's free real estate.

                • Scramator *
                  Scramator *  3 days back

                  Oscar is god

                  • The procrastination nation

                    Damn I would totally shop at that store. CUT MY BANK ACCOUNT IN HALF!

                    • Cinema 6R
                      Cinema 6R  3 days back

                      Thanos now has a rival

                      • Zanman
                        Zanman  3 days back

                        I like how the video is so short. 1:06 seconds? Sweet

                        • LexMc0606
                          LexMc0606  3 days back

                          "THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER!!! I'LL CUT IT IN HA-"
                          He... he... he has gone mad with power, people. We must stop this man by any means possible, even if it goes against the basic laws of physics we have developed. ANY, MEANS, POSSIBLE.

                          • Garen Cooper
                            Garen Cooper  3 days back

                            "As I've demonstrated, I will cut absolutely ANYTHING in half for absolutely ANY reason! I do NOT care!!" XDDD

                            • Sninctbur
                              Sninctbur  3 days back

                              Oscar cutting the Universe in half must be one of the most ridiculous moments in C&H history.

                              • Saayan Biswas
                                Saayan Biswas  3 days back

                                The guitar riff on this video is just so lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

                                • Tsaihung Yang
                                  Tsaihung Yang  3 days back

                                  And Thanos thinks he's cool cos he can kill half the universe. My boi Half Off Oscar just did it with one goddamn hand.

                                  • Elixir 256
                                    Elixir 256  4 days back

                                    Can he cut god in half?

                                    • scaly raptor 1944
                                      scaly raptor 1944  4 days back

                                      So he's thanos

                                      • Oogaly Boogaly
                                        Oogaly Boogaly  4 days back

                                        Watch this with auto generated subs

                                        • - Its Lonely Gamer -
                                          - Its Lonely Gamer -  4 days back

                                          Thanos:ill wipe out half of the universe with the
                                          Infinity stone
                                          Half off oscar man:Im ganna end this guys career

                                          • Lars van der Laan
                                            Lars van der Laan  4 days back

                                            Do you hate your life ill slice it in half

                                            • Jadams
                                              Jadams  4 days back

                                              CUT IT

                                              • Usman Amin
                                                Usman Amin  4 days back


                                                • John Suarez
                                                  John Suarez  4 days back

                                                  WHAT IS THAT SONG I NEED IT

                                                  • Kronos 123
                                                    Kronos 123  4 days back

                                                    His hands are tough

                                                    • TheSovietFlag&AnthemGuy 234

                                                      Thanks: impossible

                                                      • TheSovietFlag&AnthemGuy 234

                                                        1:10 JUST WHAT WE NEED

                                                        • dedede the superstar warrior

                                                          Shaggy: 100% Power limit.
                                                          Oscar: THERE'S NO LIMIT TO MY POWER..!.

                                                          • THE REDLION
                                                            THE REDLION  5 days back

                                                            Thanos: Wow, wow...slow down there buddy. Am a mad Titan but not this mad!

                                                            • Ninjajack 64
                                                              Ninjajack 64  5 days back

                                                              He cut my marriage in half

                                                              • Mr. Senpai
                                                                Mr. Senpai  5 days back

                                                                I give a half like

                                                                • Mr. pancake
                                                                  Mr. pancake  6 days back

                                                                  Half off a half off?

                                                                  • Classic Speeder
                                                                    Classic Speeder  6 days back

                                                                    1:39 THE DOOR IS STILL INTACT WE MUST CUT IT IN HALF

                                                                    • tottalyamazingyoutuber 123

                                                                      This is one of the best episodes in a long time

                                                                      • S SOUTH
                                                                        S SOUTH  6 days back

                                                                        The new scp

                                                                        Half and half

                                                                        He can cut anything in half

                                                                        • M J
                                                                          M J  6 days back

                                                                          This needs to be MEME, @Pewdiepie make it happen. 😂

                                                                          • phantom black
                                                                            phantom black  6 days back

                                                                            He'll give thanos a run for his money

                                                                            • Adolf's Moustache
                                                                              Adolf's Moustache  7 days back

                                                                              Schlong too long?
                                                                              That's right!
                                                                              CUT IT IN HALF!!

                                                                              • CBO K
                                                                                CBO K  7 days back

                                                                                Favorite video ever 😂😂😂😂

                                                                                • Thunder Iceberg
                                                                                  Thunder Iceberg  7 days back

                                                                                  What a half-assed man

                                                                                  • Daniel Pelletier
                                                                                    Daniel Pelletier  7 days back

                                                                                    guy:can you cut a ten?

                                                                                    oscar:CAN I!?!?!??! *has to be held back*THERE IS NO LIMIT


                                                                                    • FirE phoenix
                                                                                      FirE phoenix  7 days back

                                                                                      Looks like we found a match for thanos

                                                                                      • Brodie Ettien
                                                                                        Brodie Ettien  7 days back

                                                                                        Want to divorce your wife/husband but can't deal with the trouble?
                                                                                        CUT THEM IN HALF!

                                                                                        • blue kat
                                                                                          blue kat  7 days back

                                                                                          THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER!!!

                                                                                          I CUT IT IN HA-----------

                                                                                          • Bubbles
                                                                                            Bubbles  7 days back

                                                                                            Cut i

                                                                                            • Onni Virtasalmi
                                                                                              Onni Virtasalmi  1 weeks back

                                                                                              I cut the subscribe button in half

                                                                                              • ashuma tak
                                                                                                ashuma tak  1 weeks back

                                                                                                The best episode ever...."everything in half" ...love .

                                                                                                • Max Walkendorff
                                                                                                  Max Walkendorff  1 weeks back

                                                                                                  Why are the most powerful people always bald?