Moist Meter | Crawl

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  • Published: 14 July 2019
  • Crawl (2019 Action / Adventure / Horror Movie), starring Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper and directed by Alexandre Aja as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

    The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.

    Moist Meter Scientists:

    Jackson: twitter.com/zealotonpc
    Charlie: twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

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Comments • 1 058

  • Marius Česnaukas
    Marius Česnaukas  5 days back

    Charlie forgot that dad isin't a human... he IS a FLORIDA MAN

    • Marius Česnaukas
      Marius Česnaukas  5 days back

      Florida man vs some scaly boi

      • Luhcs Grimm
        Luhcs Grimm  2 weeks back

        Looked shit to me. Guess I could be wrong. Maybe not

        • Jonathan Levant
          Jonathan Levant  2 weeks back

          I didn't know you live in Florida. That explains everything.

          • Cletus-boy Astaroth
            Cletus-boy Astaroth  2 weeks back

            As a Floridian I am very disappointed
            A true Floridian would show no fear at the sight of a gator
            Clearly these people are imposters

            • Luter Leko
              Luter Leko  3 weeks back

              When i went to Florida the alligator where not scary at all compare to the police.

              • Ismail Hussain
                Ismail Hussain  3 weeks back

                the only reviews i trusted

                • Sannie
                  Sannie  3 weeks back

                  Bruh how did you give this fake CGI shit 70% and my boy Leo 50%, because of you i wanted to go to this shitshow. But even the CGI wasnt worth it cause it was shitty. And I have not even talked about the deathroll She got. Like She needed to do a heavy rain combo for that flare.

                  • SepticSoldier25
                    SepticSoldier25  3 weeks back

                    This was a shark movie but with gators. Surprisingly refreshing

                    • Viny
                      Viny  3 weeks back

                      Don't go see this movie it was terrible

                      • Matthew White
                        Matthew White  4 weeks back

                        I saw Crawl the same day as Midsommar. I get that everyone's welcome to their own tastes and opinions, but saying Midsommar is awful and that Crawl is great? I mean, come on, man. Crawl is a decent popcorn flick. Yeah I get that it's just a movie, but seeing the main characters get bit over and over by alligators and being fine, not to mention the girl swimming faster than them? It's not really worth seeing in the theaters imo.

                        • Doughnut Boi
                          Doughnut Boi  4 weeks back

                          Alternative title:

                          *Florida woman gets trapped in indoor pool while her ex-boyfriend's family gets snappy*

                          • Frank Caputo
                            Frank Caputo  4 weeks back

                            When does New York get its movie about man eating rats and pigeons working together

                            • Bushido 84
                              Bushido 84  4 weeks back

                              THAT MOVIE WAS AWFUL!

                              • Goose
                                Goose  4 weeks back

                                I just think its funny how when sam raimi made the evil dead, he kept throwing jabs and shit at jaws, respectfully. Like there was a poster of jaws crossed out with the tagline along the lines of “theres a new monster” for evil dead, and now years later, he basically makes jaws with alligators. Idk i thought it was a cool little thing.

                                • Edy Dean
                                  Edy Dean  4 weeks back

                                  One thing bad about the movie WAS the cgi lmao

                                  • JustThatFish
                                    JustThatFish  4 weeks back

                                    florida man puts on aligator suit and kills random people

                                    • Bro of yolo
                                      Bro of yolo  1 months back

                                      Damn this really got a higher score than the Lion King remake

                                      • Ismail xxx
                                        Ismail xxx  1 months back

                                        i love you my guy

                                        • rollacosta41
                                          rollacosta41  1 months back

                                          This movie is 0/10 for me. Does not initiate my moisture even though it’s fuckin’ wet up in that bitch.

                                          • hooligan bubsy
                                            hooligan bubsy  1 months back

                                            The movie is fucking terrible don't go see it. It was filmed well, the acting was decent, and the CGI was pretty good but the script was honestly written by a kid who's failing 8th grade english. They don't make an intelligent decision all movie and they brush off the most ridiculous injuries.

                                            • Mr Hegemony
                                              Mr Hegemony  1 months back

                                              Instead of "crawl" it should have been called crack and instead of alligators it should have been florida man

                                              • Woodrow Dean
                                                Woodrow Dean  1 months back

                                                Moist

                                                • Robbie Benda
                                                  Robbie Benda  1 months back

                                                  He’s a Florida man

                                                  • That Meme
                                                    That Meme  1 months back

                                                    It's The Shallows but with crocodiles/alligators (because you never know if the creative team pull some bullshit and say it's a crocodile and not an alligator) and more than one person involved in the movie.

                                                    • TURBO CHICKEN 8
                                                      TURBO CHICKEN 8  1 months back

                                                      We have a lot of alligators in Louisiana

                                                      • Dylan Lekniskas
                                                        Dylan Lekniskas  1 months back

                                                        Florida Alligators be hella chill compared to this movie

                                                        • Noah McKinley
                                                          Noah McKinley  1 months back

                                                          i love watching moist meter after yms

                                                          • elderly methhead
                                                            elderly methhead  1 months back

                                                            This is the last time I trust Charlie's movie rating ,I thought crawl would be the biggest pile of shit this year,but when me my friends went to see a movie last night and we quickly decided what movie to see I said "hey I heard crawl was good" half way through I leaned forward and said to my 2 other friends "do you guys wanna leave" where my friend says I was terrified you two were liking this and we walked out and that ends the story

                                                            • not yang gang
                                                              not yang gang  1 months back

                                                              Meth gators

                                                              • Logan Stettner
                                                                Logan Stettner  1 months back

                                                                You can tell we're running out of ideas for movies😂

                                                                • David Smith
                                                                  David Smith  1 months back

                                                                  Watched this before seeing the movie. Watched movie, came back to thsi video to say this movie sucked absolute ass

                                                                  • Elmer Guerrero
                                                                    Elmer Guerrero  1 months back

                                                                    You guys better leave my boy Charlie alone before he goes to your house and fly kicks your door open

                                                                    • Zack Thomas
                                                                      Zack Thomas  1 months back

                                                                      People down here in Louisiana are so adapted to alligators that you'll probably see someone throwing one into a bayou or something

                                                                      • George! George!
                                                                        George! George!  1 months back

                                                                        Just left this movie early after my “friends” kept insulting me after inviting me and having me wait for them at a women’s underwear store and pretending they didn’t see me for a while while also making me buy my own movie ticket when they shared the price for their tickets and as well ignoring me for most of the movie. Left halfway through the movie. Looked great though.

                                                                        • kidfromda st
                                                                          kidfromda st  1 months back

                                                                          If Sam raimi is involved u cant go wrong

                                                                          • Keith Berwanger
                                                                            Keith Berwanger  1 months back

                                                                            Sam Raimi is the man.

                                                                            • vasco de gama
                                                                              vasco de gama  1 months back

                                                                              Floridian BIAS!

                                                                              • Dace Kirby
                                                                                Dace Kirby  1 months back

                                                                                My problem with the movie is that unless the alligators are starving they won't go after people like this

                                                                                • Kill Me
                                                                                  Kill Me  1 months back

                                                                                  just jumpscares

                                                                                  • Mitch Neck
                                                                                    Mitch Neck  1 months back

                                                                                    The scene where the main character lost her phone so she went to the gator territory and instead of going back to safety she just checked her phone right in front of the alligators

                                                                                    • Keizer II
                                                                                      Keizer II  1 months back

                                                                                      Trim your hair 3 inches

                                                                                      • Daniel Newton
                                                                                        Daniel Newton  1 months back

                                                                                        If you like short, concentrated, fun experiences; I've got something for you. 😉

                                                                                        • Silent Knight
                                                                                          Silent Knight  1 months back

                                                                                          *Give this man an EMMY*

                                                                                          • blaziinbarbiie
                                                                                            blaziinbarbiie  1 months back

                                                                                            The gramma in the tiktok ad was so cute tho, *_oh ma gawd, eyes!_*

                                                                                            • Jayden Rasmussen
                                                                                              Jayden Rasmussen  1 months back

                                                                                              If you can get past the speech not lining up, you do a moist meter on the netflix original "Dark".

                                                                                              • A Damn Fiddle
                                                                                                A Damn Fiddle  1 months back

                                                                                                Dude, it's Sam fucking Raimi. Of course it was good. He did the Evil Dead movies.

                                                                                                • RemyVonLion
                                                                                                  RemyVonLion  1 months back

                                                                                                  where's the movie about local Florida man