Dieting | Michael McIntyre


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  • Con jaw
    Con jaw  3 days back

    He's so funny and clever

    • Lua
      Lua  5 days back

      It’s the Mayr Clinic if anyone was wondering

      • Diane Clark
        Diane Clark  6 days back

        My best is when he jokes about letting someone in front of you in the traffic. Hahahahahaha!

        • Diane Clark
          Diane Clark  6 days back

          He is so hilarious. Could watch for days. Love him.

          • floww bucket
            floww bucket  6 days back

            Who's dieting 😴

            • Monique Uhrmacher
              Monique Uhrmacher  6 days back


              • Let your mind be free - Meditate

                Gas- couldn't stop laughing

                • Grace Valle
                  Grace Valle  6 days back

                  How does he make it funny? Something that I get so desperate to do. My cousin is 26 and does not get fat at all 😒. She does not exercise. Her favorite food is French fries 😱 and she stays skinny. 🤔 How could she be related to me. 😣

                  • Christine Sharland
                    Christine Sharland  3 days back


                • Fred Creedy
                  Fred Creedy  6 days back

                  I find this guy about as funny as a cancer diagnosis!

                  • Neil Egan
                    Neil Egan  7 days back

                    unfunny shouty twat

                    • Mixed AMVs
                      Mixed AMVs  7 days back

                      “Don’t be too happy, this is a temporary situation” me though 😂

                      • James Robb Àrtist42
                        James Robb Àrtist42  7 days back

                        My favourite all time comedian

                        • Kathleen Bennett
                          Kathleen Bennett  7 days back

                          Hahah!! Exactly

                          • Khanage911
                            Khanage911  1 weeks back

                            Stone = 14 pounds
                            Your welcome

                            • BARBER Turko
                              BARBER Turko  1 weeks back

                              He need to new hair style

                              • Nisha K
                                Nisha K  1 weeks back

                                I have done water fasting in the past and this is hilariously accurate😂

                                • Mohammed Israr
                                  Mohammed Israr  2 days back

                                  @Annie oh hello Annie. If you don't have something nice to say, why say anything at all? I'm a Muslim, and your comments have hurt my heart. Don't you care how you make your fellow man feel with your ill thought comments? Or was that your objective? Hurt a Muslims feelings, just because he's a Muslim? Doesn't matter what type of person he is??

                                • Mohammed Israr
                                  Mohammed Israr  2 days back

                                  @Dutchik I agree, my point is physically you will not be causing any harm to yourself.

                                • Annie
                                  Annie  4 days back

                                  @Mohammed Israr no harm you say? It seems a hungry moslem is a very angry one who cheats on their wives with the other wives and run people over oh and bomb kids in arenas. Islam is a cult. Get well soon!

                                • Dutchik
                                  Dutchik  5 days back

                                  @Mohammed Israr that would be intermittend fasting. And is quite difficult. Also kids don't have to and neither do women on their period or of course pregnant women.

                                  Water fasting usually is for days at a time, not just daytime.

                                • Mohammed Israr
                                  Mohammed Israr  7 days back

                                  @Nisha K I would have to disagree. Muslims all over the world, fast from sunrise to sunset, and no one has ever come to any type of harm as a result of fasting. Even children fast.

                              • Rumesha Jeyavudeen
                                Rumesha Jeyavudeen  1 weeks back

                                I’m afraid to go to any of his shows since I might literally die from laughter

                                • Ella D
                                  Ella D  7 days back


                                • Jodie Mullan
                                  Jodie Mullan  1 weeks back

                                  I've been and i swear i was sobbing from laughing so hard

                              • J C
                                J C  1 weeks back

                                He is brilliant in his observation skills. 👍

                                • Rich Boy P
                                  Rich Boy P  1 weeks back

                                  Sub my page guys new track on now blowing up like 🏎💨💨💨💨🔥🔥🔥🔥

                                  • Simge Karabulut
                                    Simge Karabulut  1 weeks back

                                    I watch Michael when I'm feeling really down and he never fails to make me laugh

                                    • anita gerard
                                      anita gerard  1 weeks back


                                      • jcook109
                                        jcook109  1 weeks back

                                        The Scottish comic Frankie Boyle's piss take on this guy is spot on...he's just not that funny!

                                        • SeraphicSamantha
                                          SeraphicSamantha  1 weeks back

                                          Dieting - the thing i can never commit to

                                          • Nazeeda Kors
                                            Nazeeda Kors  1 weeks back


                                            • Mr T
                                              Mr T  1 weeks back

                                              This guy is not funny at all. Must Appeal to half wits!

                                              • Karen Curtis
                                                Karen Curtis  1 weeks back

                                                My fridge doesn't make a noice thank goodness, I would keep the wife awake all night. Pp, snack , pp, snack 😴🤗😳

                                                • Vote for Pedro
                                                  Vote for Pedro  1 weeks back

                                                  loveeee his physical comedy! kills me :p

                                                  • Esther ‘-‘
                                                    Esther ‘-‘  1 weeks back


                                                    • Wendy Dee
                                                      Wendy Dee  1 weeks back

                                                      I absolutely adore this man! Just wondering if anyone else is using google to find out how to lose 14lbs (1 stone) in a week using epsom salt? Without the fasting lol

                                                    • Copper Bunnies
                                                      Copper Bunnies  1 weeks back

                                                      does a very good zombie impression

                                                      • Tekashi 6ix9ine
                                                        Tekashi 6ix9ine  1 weeks back

                                                        I thought he was a comedian 🤔

                                                        • sad boi
                                                          sad boi  1 weeks back

                                                          As a skeleton I feel quite saddened by this

                                                          • dylan Kirkland
                                                            dylan Kirkland  1 weeks back

                                                            Going to get a snack now.

                                                            • Charming nowhere to hide

                                                              I have watched is so many times in always makes me laugh.

                                                              • dagmarka lucic
                                                                dagmarka lucic  1 weeks back

                                                                It would be awesome when he would come to Vienna.

                                                                • madhav raj
                                                                  madhav raj  1 weeks back

                                                                  People uhv to gain muscle thats it
                                                                  If u dont eat ur metabolism will fk up n will regain weight faster n more weight
                                                                  U just to lift weight n eat a protein rich diet n thats it u will be amazed
                                                                  Thats applicable to both sexes

                                                                • Hugh Conboy
                                                                  Hugh Conboy  1 weeks back

                                                                  I like it how he's both funny and fat. Because a lot of these comedians think that they're funny, but they're not. And many think that because they're fat that they're entitled to their own tv show, when in fact they're not because they're not even funny.

                                                                  • DoubleDeckerAnton
                                                                    DoubleDeckerAnton  1 weeks back

                                                                    There is a guy on 'The Apprentice' on BBC1 who reminds me of you...!!! 😂🤣

                                                                    • A Man Has No Name
                                                                      A Man Has No Name  1 weeks back

                                                                      The guy on The Apprentice is a LOT more effeminate though 😂😂

                                                                  • Sharon P
                                                                    Sharon P  1 weeks back

                                                                    Why not just go on a plant-based diet, lost weight and healthy

                                                                  • Paul Osc Slots
                                                                    Paul Osc Slots  1 weeks back

                                                                    This guy was funny for about a week some years ago. His act is literally the same every time.

                                                                    • Ellen Herman
                                                                      Ellen Herman  1 weeks back

                                                                      Omg i get a headache laughing so hard!!!

                                                                      • Leopard Bra Brado
                                                                        Leopard Bra Brado  1 weeks back

                                                                        I think I may have peed a little 😂😂😂😂

                                                                        • Amas Bansal Art
                                                                          Amas Bansal Art  1 weeks back

                                                                          McIntyre's physical comedy is unmatched. Hilarious.

                                                                          • M3rlin
                                                                            M3rlin  7 days back

                                                                            @Amas Bansal Art yeah. you get tired just watching him run and jump around.

                                                                          • Amas Bansal Art
                                                                            Amas Bansal Art  1 weeks back

                                                                            @M3rlin ohh good one. He's a bit frantic for my taste though.

                                                                          • M3rlin
                                                                            M3rlin  1 weeks back

                                                                            Lee Evans.

                                                                        • sillyme sillyyou
                                                                          sillyme sillyyou  1 weeks back

                                                                          The newest language- stomach growl.

                                                                          • hen ko
                                                                            hen ko  1 weeks back

                                                                            much that you could chew them in anger

                                                                        • FJ HAYDN
                                                                          FJ HAYDN  1 weeks back

                                                                          Ha, ha! I found a new one

                                                                          • FJ HAYDN
                                                                            FJ HAYDN  1 weeks back

                                                                            @Leopard Bra Brado ? (I found a new McINTYRE SKETCH)

                                                                          • Leopard Bra Brado
                                                                            Leopard Bra Brado  1 weeks back

                                                                            much that you could chew them in anger

                                                                        • Cassie
                                                                          Cassie  1 weeks back

                                                                          the body. The only good solution is a healthy diet and exercise.

                                                                          • hen ko
                                                                            hen ko  1 weeks back

                                                                            you should invite me for dinner sometimes.... i'll eat it all....i wont leave anything to you...and i promise not to bring reading glasses, pens, nor hate those things so

                                                                        • Cashmeoutside Howbowdah

                                                                          This is probably funny if you're boring as fuck

                                                                          • LDC
                                                                            LDC  1 weeks back

                                                                            Michael, Michael, Michael... god you're the best