NEW JOKES - October (Lazy Mama, and more!)

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  • J Squad
    J Squad  35 less than a minute back

    Your mama so ugly , on Halloween she did not have to we’re a costume

    • Isaiah Wells
      Isaiah Wells  3 minutes back

      Her momma so ugly when she died she couldn’t go to hell or heaven

      • Charlie Studley
        Charlie Studley  37 minutes back

        Yo mama so ugly when Donald trump saw her he hired more body guards

        • Ninja Fox
          Ninja Fox  48 minutes back

          Yo mamas so fat

          She crushed Bendy's ink machine

          • V st-pierre
            V st-pierre  1 hours back

            Yo mama so ugly that she keeps meteor away from landing!!!

            • M1symsVEVO 1
              M1symsVEVO 1  2 hours back

              Yo mama so HOT in the stripper club she will get 100,000 per second

              • Chispita Lopez
                Chispita Lopez  2 hours back

                Yo mamá. Is so old she knew a dollar when he was just a 10 cents

                • kawaii homie witch
                  kawaii homie witch  2 hours back

                  Yo mama so lazy shes slower than a sloth

                  • dorkqueen_tom_✌
                    dorkqueen_tom_✌  2 hours back

                    Yo mama lazy when she plays super smash Bros the characters can't move her

                    • Harold Hall
                      Harold Hall  2 hours back

                      Yo mama so strong zarya from overwatch got jelous

                      • Bulepanda
                        Bulepanda  2 hours back

                        Yo mama so fat when she steps there’s a earthquake

                        • shadow king
                          shadow king  3 hours back

                          Your mama so hot she doesn’t need to take her clothes of when she is striping

                          • Lauren Arnold-Wahler
                            Lauren Arnold-Wahler  3 hours back

                            Yo mama so OLD her breast milk was water from the fountain of youth like so Brody can see

                            • Katie Campbell
                              Katie Campbell  4 hours back

                              Yo mama so lazy
                              SANS THE SKELETON GOT JEALOUS!

                              • shelley hollamon
                                shelley hollamon  4 hours back

                                In America you kill bugs in soviet Russia bugs kill you

                                • Funny132
                                  Funny132  5 hours back

                                  Yo mama so strong, she tossed a Nokia so far in the air that it destroyed the sun.

                                  • TMG JAYSAV
                                    TMG JAYSAV  5 hours back

                                    In America you spend money in solvent Russia money spend you

                                    • TMG JAYSAV
                                      TMG JAYSAV  5 hours back

                                      Yo mama so lazy snorlax got jealous

                                      • Crash
                                        Crash  6 hours back

                                        Yo mama so stinky She's the reason why the black death happened

                                        • Gina Watts
                                          Gina Watts  6 hours back

                                          Yo mama so stupid she thought the demogorgan was a Halloween costume with a ghost

                                          • Daan Haasdijk
                                            Daan Haasdijk  8 hours back

                                            Yo mama is zo fat evryone think she was a meteor

                                            • Jam Wren
                                              Jam Wren  9 hours back

                                              Hi

                                              • Luna AJ
                                                Luna AJ  10 hours back

                                                Yo mama so Ugly her blood time is....ONION JUICE!

                                                • Hectors family
                                                  Hectors family  12 hours back

                                                  Yo mama so ugly,when pennywise saw her he floated himself

                                                  • pug lover
                                                    pug lover  14 hours back

                                                    Yo mama so skinny she was more skinny than baldi

                                                    • pug lover
                                                      pug lover  14 hours back

                                                      Yo mama so old she was the mother of a million year old dinosaur fossil

                                                      • pug lover
                                                        pug lover  14 hours back

                                                        yo mama so ugly she didn't need a haunted house for haloween

                                                        • akeisha Liao
                                                          akeisha Liao  14 hours back

                                                          To mama so stupid. she thought tik tok was a alarm clock!!!!!

                                                          • TombleLore
                                                            TombleLore  15 hours back

                                                            Yo mama so Smart, When she played Minecraft, She Builds the Entire Universe!


                                                            Give a Like so Brody can see.

                                                            • orange
                                                              orange  15 hours back

                                                              Yo mama so ugly when she at food it would eat it self

                                                              • skullb0i 5000
                                                                skullb0i 5000  16 hours back

                                                                Yo mamma so stupid, when I said have some sense, she took change from her wallet

                                                                • skullb0i 5000
                                                                  skullb0i 5000  17 hours back

                                                                  Yo mamma so stupid, when I said pichachu, she said bless you

                                                                  • skullb0i 5000
                                                                    skullb0i 5000  17 hours back

                                                                    Yo mamma so old, she new Adam and eve since they were babies

                                                                    • skullb0i 5000
                                                                      skullb0i 5000  17 hours back

                                                                      Yo mamma so fat, when she asked for a waterbed, I put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean

                                                                      • Jayden Valdovinos
                                                                        Jayden Valdovinos  19 hours back

                                                                        Your moma so ugly when got on YouTube she got demonized

                                                                        • kiyon555kjm sonic555kjm
                                                                          kiyon555kjm sonic555kjm  20 hours back

                                                                          Yo mama so hot, when she goes to a fashion show it BURNS!!! XD
                                                                          Hope this would work for others too lol

                                                                          • Shy Gacha girl 0wo
                                                                            Shy Gacha girl 0wo  21 hours back

                                                                            Your mama so dumb she shoved a battery up her butt and sang I got the power

                                                                            • Matthew Kingdom
                                                                              Matthew Kingdom  21 hours back

                                                                              Yo mama so fat that thanos had to snap 2 times to get her out of existence

                                                                              • Jason Dallo
                                                                                Jason Dallo  21 hours back

                                                                                How about how about yo mama so evil her pet was Bunnicula

                                                                                • Gloria Graydon
                                                                                  Gloria Graydon  22 hours back

                                                                                  Yo mama so short she dates planton😅😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😭🤣😂

                                                                                  • MrGordopink
                                                                                    MrGordopink  22 hours back

                                                                                    Yo mama so stupid when she saw vegitales she became friends with
                                                                                    Vegtables

                                                                                    • LucaS_PlayZ -_-097
                                                                                      LucaS_PlayZ -_-097  22 hours back

                                                                                      Make this new yo mama is so crazy

                                                                                      • lauren gifford
                                                                                        lauren gifford  22 hours back

                                                                                        Say yo mama so lazy that when she wakes up she don't want to wake up to the day

                                                                                        • loko280189
                                                                                          loko280189  23 hours back

                                                                                          K

                                                                                          • Claudia Aguirre
                                                                                            Claudia Aguirre  24 hours back

                                                                                            Yo mamma is so fat, not even pennywise could make her float

                                                                                            • Mirprinces 101010
                                                                                              Mirprinces 101010  1 days back

                                                                                              Yo mama so hot you can’t call her cool




                                                                                              I know it’s cheesy

                                                                                              • Carrie Goodman
                                                                                                Carrie Goodman  1 days back

                                                                                                Yo mama ugly, not even Minecraft wanted to let her play!

                                                                                                • Mason Mulnix
                                                                                                  Mason Mulnix  1 days back

                                                                                                  Yo mamá so faaat she starts the alphabet with o obcd (obesity)