I went to prom

  • Published: 07 May 2019
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    First off: my apologies for such a “basic” video. Actually, I’m not sorry. Just you wait: I’m going to run off and morph into a dote girl and you can’t say anything about it.

    Secondly: cAN WE TALK ABOUT DANCE MOMS FOR A SECOND. I have never met a more addictive show in my life. It truly is something from another dimension. And mind you, I didn’t grow up watching the show; nay - I became fluent in Abby Lee Miller’s shenanigans all through the clips on youtube. I will never get over how Kelly freaking clawed Abby after she brought in Kalani. What on earth was that. I have too many questions. Oh, what’s that? Did someone say Cathy and the rotten apples? She looks like a whole broomstick. I have never seen a 75 year old toddler, but I imagine Cathy is the embodiment of that figure. The moral of the story is: get your arms up after your aerials and make sure you sew in that headpiece.

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    Jalbert Ceinstein
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Comments • 22 592

  • Daniela Anghel
    Daniela Anghel  10 minutes back

    Gwad how I love your expressions and idioms!!! I watch your videos for this kind of entertainment and to learn new stuff (as English is not my 1st language). Thank you for existing!! You make day better and my knowledge wider. <3

    • Eric Kasule
      Eric Kasule  50 minutes back

      I am watching this today and I was so sad but as soon as I got to the singing part I literally lit up thank u joana

      • Pink007
        Pink007  3 hours back

        Love it!! Stay being you .. 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

        • Megan Kean
          Megan Kean  6 hours back

          Can you imagine this outfit with her blonde hair?! Omg. Stunning. 😍

          • Abigail Worster
            Abigail Worster  6 hours back

            Those shoes just describe Joana’s life

            • did i stutter
              did i stutter  6 hours back

              No one:

              Joana: pUrpLe rAiN

              • Amber Hall
                Amber Hall  6 hours back

                Jades lucky to have a raccoon. I want one badly

                • aritra Kusari
                  aritra Kusari  7 hours back

                  hey i also like mj

                  • Cousin Mania
                    Cousin Mania  7 hours back

                    Why was this recommended to me...

                    • TheDrEamSpEcTral
                      TheDrEamSpEcTral  7 hours back

                      "It was an oat of body experience" There is that Canadian accent :p

                      • bwi bts
                        bwi bts  14 hours back

                        Purple rain

                        • Michael Thomas
                          Michael Thomas  14 hours back

                          How am I just now coming across such a gem of a channel lol.

                          Thank you for existing🐣

                          • Katherine zhang
                            Katherine zhang  14 hours back

                            1. Billie Jean
                            2. I will survive

                            • lil trãgïç
                              lil trãgïç  15 hours back

                              When the camera fell, I felt that😔

                              • Bish_ImNo0ne 3
                                Bish_ImNo0ne 3  15 hours back

                                Her teeth is straighter than my sexuality 😂😂

                                Aka: I’m lesbian

                                • Magnus
                                  Magnus  16 hours back

                                  "suck my left toe on a 13 degree angle" - John Cena 2019

                                  • It’s Queen Nylah
                                    It’s Queen Nylah  17 hours back

                                    I love how she kept the camera fall in the video. Classic

                                    • Nina D
                                      Nina D  17 hours back

                                      I WORE THE SAME CHOKER TOO WTF

                                      • Nina D
                                        Nina D  17 hours back

                                        i wore those SAME ASS HEALS TO PROM I LOVE THEMMM

                                        • Aroa Al Masri
                                          Aroa Al Masri  17 hours back

                                          1. purple rain by prince
                                          2. Billie Jean by MJ

                                          • Individual Cheerio
                                            Individual Cheerio  19 hours back

                                            People: I watched I video of joana going to prom

                                            Me: I watched joana go to prom but also I watched her dance and sing to purple rain and I will survive for over a minute.

                                            • y0ur gae m0m
                                              y0ur gae m0m  21 hours back

                                              If She hearts this I will cry so hard that people will have to transfer the water from Niagara Falls into my eye sockets because I’ve already cried all my tears 😌

                                              • Lindsay Bunn
                                                Lindsay Bunn  22 hours back

                                                7:02 you a literal amazing singer

                                                • Lizzy Glimmer girl
                                                  Lizzy Glimmer girl  22 hours back

                                                  Omg I’m not even kidding I just farted and it sounded like me getting a text

                                                  • Lizzy Glimmer girl
                                                    Lizzy Glimmer girl  22 hours back

                                                    If I don’t get 10 brownie points for knowing stay alive and billy Jean I will have peppa Elmo AND THE BURDS THAT WORK FOR THE BOUGWASIE come for you

                                                    • GhostWeirdo
                                                      GhostWeirdo  23 hours back

                                                      *doesnt Christine live in Toronto too*

                                                      • Ava Moore
                                                        Ava Moore  1 days back

                                                        When she said nail polish smelt horrible am I the nay one who loves it and loves sharpies

                                                        • Slytherins Rule For Life.

                                                          Suck my left to with a 30 degree angle

                                                          • Alina Bishop
                                                            Alina Bishop  1 days back

                                                            Micheal Jackson
                                                            You have my respect 😎

                                                            • Carley
                                                              Carley  1 days back

                                                              The first songs purple rain...

                                                              • Carley
                                                                Carley  1 days back

                                                                You look excactly like your mom. Wow

                                                                • Ulya K
                                                                  Ulya K  1 days back

                                                                  1:32 Oh my god! Janice is that you?

                                                                  • Maisie the human
                                                                    Maisie the human  1 days back

                                                                    I have that choker!

                                                                    • Vania Vanilla
                                                                      Vania Vanilla  1 days back

                                                                      I hate ur out.....
                                                                      I hate ur out...
                                                                      I just can't

                                                                      • hannah green
                                                                        hannah green  1 days back

                                                                        i hate your outfit......

                                                                        that you’re not wearing i love the one you have on

                                                                        • Mika Kick
                                                                          Mika Kick  2 days back

                                                                          Prince--Purple Rain
                                                                          Michael Jackson--Billie Jean
                                                                          Fleetwood Mac--Rhiannon
                                                                          Beegees--Stayin Alive

                                                                          Sorry idk the last one 😔

                                                                          • Michiko Gembitsky
                                                                            Michiko Gembitsky  2 days back

                                                                            me i hate ur outfit

                                                                            you that's a hater move

                                                                            also me what she dared me to

                                                                            • Maddie R
                                                                              Maddie R  2 days back

                                                                              Joana: *waxes legs violently

                                                                              Me: *takes off bandaid*

                                                                              Me again: *crys*

                                                                              • Riley Razu
                                                                                Riley Razu  2 days back

                                                                                NaNaNa NaNaNa StAyIn AlIvE sTaYiN aLiVe

                                                                                • Riley Razu
                                                                                  Riley Razu  2 days back

                                                                                  PuRpLe RaIn PuRpLe RaIn

                                                                                  • Олька Кипарина

                                                                                    you remind me of jermbot, just the same energy

                                                                                    • zaid azhar
                                                                                      zaid azhar  2 days back

                                                                                      Am I the only one who heard “hee hee” when she was singing Billie Jean

                                                                                      • The happy Hyper Pig
                                                                                        The happy Hyper Pig  2 days back

                                                                                        U played I will survive

                                                                                        • John Peer
                                                                                          John Peer  2 days back

                                                                                          Question: How do you make something so small so expensive?

                                                                                          My answer: put it on a celebrity.

                                                                                          • Cailin Schutz
                                                                                            Cailin Schutz  2 days back

                                                                                            Rhiannon Fleetwood Mac.

                                                                                            • Sour Lemon
                                                                                              Sour Lemon  2 days back

                                                                                              Why did I expect you to wear a bedazzled Shrek face for your necklace just because yeah

                                                                                              • Tenzin Tsepel
                                                                                                Tenzin Tsepel  2 days back

                                                                                                *rhiannon will never hit quite the same again*

                                                                                                • Raeven Kelly
                                                                                                  Raeven Kelly  2 days back

                                                                                                  PLEASE COLAB WITH SIMPLYNAILOGICAL