I went to prom

  • Published: 07 May 2019
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    First off: my apologies for such a “basic” video. Actually, I’m not sorry. Just you wait: I’m going to run off and morph into a dote girl and you can’t say anything about it.

    Secondly: cAN WE TALK ABOUT DANCE MOMS FOR A SECOND. I have never met a more addictive show in my life. It truly is something from another dimension. And mind you, I didn’t grow up watching the show; nay - I became fluent in Abby Lee Miller’s shenanigans all through the clips on youtube. I will never get over how Kelly freaking clawed Abby after she brought in Kalani. What on earth was that. I have too many questions. Oh, what’s that? Did someone say Cathy and the rotten apples? She looks like a whole broomstick. I have never seen a 75 year old toddler, but I imagine Cathy is the embodiment of that figure. The moral of the story is: get your arms up after your aerials and make sure you sew in that headpiece.

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    Jalbert Ceinstein
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Comments • 22 879

  • Ella Luepann
    Ella Luepann  4 hours back

    lmao i need to wear those $10 chokers for dance comps

    • Simge Gürbüz
      Simge Gürbüz  7 hours back

      Videonun yarısından sonra altyazı koymayan kişi. Buradan sana sevgiler dldldpdö

      • tabassum khan
        tabassum khan  16 hours back

        That 'stayin alive' cover reminded me of that first aid fail of 'the office'

        That episode still haunts me

        • iiWolfie Playz
          iiWolfie Playz  17 hours back

          May 1st is my birthday

          • Mollie Montanaro
            Mollie Montanaro  19 hours back

            1st song purple rain
            2nd billie gene
            3rd idk
            4th. Staying alive
            5th ifk

            • Crazy L
              Crazy L  20 hours back

              I died laughing when the acapela came up 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

              • D e x
                D e x  22 hours back

                Okie, sounding creepy: They are perfect the way they are. They are yours... Hopefully end creepy....honest, my intention was anything but. Man. Okie, let's try this (guys will not think its creepy): Origional equipment, OEM, has a magic, creates legend. Don't change what is perfect already.

                • Yoshi The incredible
                  Yoshi The incredible  24 hours back

                  AND THEN

                  • Oceanic Komason
                    Oceanic Komason  1 days back

                    I hate your ouitfit I am kidding 😯😯😯😯🍾🍾🍾🍾

                    • Just_ Yost
                      Just_ Yost  1 days back

                      yellow drought, Billy’s jeans

                      • Logan Liptak
                        Logan Liptak  1 days back

                        Respect the drip Karen

                        • Laur Gacha :3
                          Laur Gacha :3  1 days back

                          Omg . . You're listening to *MJ*

                          • cbae .13
                            cbae .13  2 days back

                            I thought she was exaggerating on Lady Gaga’s necklace price

                            • Sinister X Vibes
                              Sinister X Vibes  2 days back

                              Joana: *sings*

                              me: now that's Beyonce.

                            • Nadine Hanisya
                              Nadine Hanisya  2 days back

                              you gotta tell me your zodiac sign

                              • Rachel Maria
                                Rachel Maria  2 days back

                                was i supposed to be fed at prom?

                                • Zoe Chan
                                  Zoe Chan  2 days back

                                  Suck my left too at a 13 degree angle.
                                  -Joana 2019

                                  • Triniti Thomas
                                    Triniti Thomas  2 days back

                                    “Suck my left toe at a 13 degree angle, cuz I don’t care” -John Cena

                                    • Yoongis3dollahs :3
                                      Yoongis3dollahs :3  2 days back

                                      I knew all except the 3rd song. I’m trash.

                                      • Ang 92
                                        Ang 92  2 days back

                                        Damn, those calfs

                                        • Tendo LK
                                          Tendo LK  2 days back

                                          I think you hove a big talent in singing
                                          I mean that voice though

                                          • Catherine Lonsdale
                                            Catherine Lonsdale  2 days back

                                            i made bootleg mac n cheese n it was really good

                                            • ging3rdragon
                                              ging3rdragon  3 days back

                                              I didn’t go to prom and I don’t regret it. 😋👍

                                              • Alyssa -roblox
                                                Alyssa -roblox  3 days back

                                                *Joana starts singing*
                                                Me: AHHHHH my ears are bleeding!!!!!!!!! Call 911!!!
                                                No hate!

                                                • Kristina :D
                                                  Kristina :D  3 days back

                                                  Try putting this video in 0.5× 😂

                                                  • Alourus Outloud
                                                    Alourus Outloud  4 days back

                                                    OMG it's the 90s song called Purple Rain

                                                    • Brendon Wilson
                                                      Brendon Wilson  4 days back

                                                      *Goes to prom to make quality content* respecc

                                                      • f l o r a
                                                        f l o r a  4 days back

                                                        *Shoves nail polish up in camera* 😂😂😂🤣🤣

                                                        • Moolight Otaku
                                                          Moolight Otaku  4 days back

                                                          Damn...it’d be *really* difficult to wear that on your *cough**cough*period*cough

                                                          • Monika
                                                            Monika  4 days back

                                                            She is so graciously awkward ❤

                                                            • Vero Nicah
                                                              Vero Nicah  4 days back

                                                              Girl looked like slender man

                                                              • Cassie Marie
                                                                Cassie Marie  4 days back

                                                                that rhiannon accapella spoke to my soul 😔✊

                                                                • Laura Royce
                                                                  Laura Royce  4 days back

                                                                  I wanted to watch this video again and so i couldn't find it on your channel so I looked up "prom vlog 2019 john cena"and i kid you not this was the first result.

                                                                  • Chicken Tenders
                                                                    Chicken Tenders  5 days back

                                                                    Omg i love purple rain by prince

                                                                    • Lorien Bukilic
                                                                      Lorien Bukilic  5 days back

                                                                      y ya need to wax your legs when you're wearing pants?

                                                                      • shadows channel
                                                                        shadows channel  5 days back

                                                                        She's so happy about it 🤣

                                                                        • Bellefeu
                                                                          Bellefeu  5 days back

                                                                          high key hilarious. Comedy is strong in this one.

                                                                          • Elliez c:
                                                                            Elliez c:  5 days back

                                                                            I love your singing go to A got talent or the voice.

                                                                            • That Chair Over There
                                                                              That Chair Over There  5 days back

                                                                              I would listen to you read a book

                                                                              • Joseph
                                                                                Joseph  5 days back

                                                                                Looking like a giant lol

                                                                                • Nath P
                                                                                  Nath P  6 days back

                                                                                  “I hate your outf...” nah I wouldn’t dare piss off John Cena.

                                                                                  • Danny G
                                                                                    Danny G  6 days back

                                                                                    Purple Rain
                                                                                    Billie Jean
                                                                                    Will You Ever Win
                                                                                    Staying Alive
                                                                                    I Will Survive
                                                                                    I get 50 brownie point's

                                                                                    • ThisGirlLikesTea
                                                                                      ThisGirlLikesTea  6 days back

                                                                                      Going on a Joanna Ceddia marathon Video 1

                                                                                      • Candy Bits13
                                                                                        Candy Bits13  6 days back

                                                                                        I dig them drawings in the background

                                                                                        • Ava KJ
                                                                                          Ava KJ  6 days back

                                                                                          her voice overs at 8:13 are my sleep paralysis demon at 3am

                                                                                          • Natalia Valentine
                                                                                            Natalia Valentine  6 days back

                                                                                            namemnemenamenamenaneman stayin alive staying alive... same

                                                                                            • Maryam Darabi
                                                                                              Maryam Darabi  6 days back

                                                                                              Tbh i really hate pink but it looks so cute on you 😂

                                                                                              • Cara Hamill
                                                                                                Cara Hamill  6 days back

                                                                                                I know the songgg!!!!!!
                                                                                                Billie Jean by micheal Jackson