Upchurch “Press” (Cardi B Remix) Bored

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  • Published: 11 July 2019
  • (OFFICIAL LYRICS)

    “church”

    I’m royalty to this country rap, I’m the Jason stathem of the scene (facts) still whilin out on my 750, cut off shirt showin all tats.

    Ain’t no denying my small town flex, put the ball peen to a bull head, if my Italian engine tends to lock up I’ll just LS Swap it with do it wih dan.

    and I don’t go to partys, I am the party, don’t pay attention I pay for Marley, no cycle liscense still swerve a Harley, no bitches round me Cause mine a model.

    Barbie doll house I bought that, cause I got a Barbie livin inside, i do every hater like Johnny cage, what’s combat rap to immortal lines.

    Got the keys to the game like a old pianists,

    Everytime I smoke a blunt it’s like good theatrics,

    so photogenic i guess I’m Go pro excessive

    You can S my D, terrabite me later.

    Im (billy ray virus, the vanilla wafer) Still slinging blades bitch and I demolish taters.

    (Yeah) My haters lookin like some red tomato’s I like em saltly bitch, window flavor..

    (Yeah) Life’s a garden I’m nobody’s cader, got a red beam, no light saber, country rap father call me “Garth Vader”

    My tracks are stars no pun intended, star ship lookin hella un-dented.

    (You can tell me to kick rocks all you want, they’ll turn into asteroids son, hit your world, let it blow, lookin like Area 51)

    How do I know, thats where I’m from, how you think I rap like this for fun..

    watch speed rise like a bus ride that you can’t slide out, cause it’s strapped with enough tnt to blow a city sky high and fuck half the worlds wifi DAMN

    When that movie come out it was like 99’ or 95’ I forgot I was playing with GI’s and nascars with broke tires.

    on a carpet rug with little city’s and road lines, so by the age of two I knew how to run mine, and ever since it was legal for me to burn tires, I was smokin out the county, sippin the moonshine.


    from time to time, I’d twist the pines, with chicks from harpeth high, and make the vines to pass the time, And now my face is plastered all on-line.

    Got Russia double clickin to sub-scribe.
    My vibe, a vibe no need for the subtitle.

    Surf bored to a hella huge wave tidal.

    Kelly Slater of the 808ers wearing waiters in cold water settin in a fuckin duck blind.

    Blah blah blah. You ain’t gotta duck mine, I see you crouched down, why you on that landmine.

    That ain’t a shoe lace your trippin thats my innesteller gold mind coming at you like 49er for the first time.

    (jerry rice that flow)

    skip the 20 & the 10, cliff dive in the in-zone.

    even tho I’m a Cowboys fan I still like watching VOLZ #GBO HOE

    flannel rockin, no shirt havin.

    Winchester witha fuckin lever action.

    junk yard dog, no chain attachment, I roam around makin moves happen.

    No chess game I don’t play with pawns, I smoke weed and drink on my lawn,

    and wait for a new episodes of cops, just to see if any of my fans are on it.

    (Haha, crazy fuckers)
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  • Ryan Upchurch
    Ryan Upchurch   2 months back

    “church”

    I’m royalty to this country rap, I’m the Jason stathem of the scene (facts) still whilin out on my 750, cut off shirt showin all tats.

    Ain’t no denying my small town flex, put the ball peen to a bull head, if my Italian engine tends to lock up I’ll just LS Swap it with do it wih dan.

    and I don’t go to partys, I am the party, don’t pay attention I pay for Marley, no cycle liscense still swerve a Harley, no bitches round me Cause mine a model.

    Barbie doll house I bought that, cause I got a Barbie livin inside, i do every hater like Johnny cage, what’s combat rap to immortal lines.

    Got the keys to the game like a old pianists,

    Everytime I smoke a blunt it’s like good theatrics,

    so photogenic i guess I’m Go pro excessive

    You can S my D, terrabite me later.

    Im (billy ray virus, the vanilla wafer) Still slinging blades bitch and I demolish taters.

    (Yeah) My haters lookin like some red tomato’s I like em saltly bitch, window flavor..

    (Yeah) Life’s a garden I’m nobody’s cader, got a red beam, no light saber, country rap father call me “Garth Vader”

    My tracks are stars no pun intended, star ship lookin hella un-dented.

    (You can tell me to kick rocks all you want, they’ll turn into asteroids son, hit your world, let it blow, lookin like Area 51)

    How do I know, thats where I’m from, how you think I rap like this for fun..

    watch speed rise like a bus ride that you can’t slide out, cause it’s strapped with enough tnt to blow a city sky high and fuck half the worlds wifi DAMN

    When that movie come out it was like 99’ or 95’ I forgot I was playing with GI’s and nascars with broke tires.

    on a carpet rug with little city’s and road lines, so by the age of two I knew how to run mine, and ever since it was legal for me to burn tires, I was smokin out the county, sippin the moonshine.


    from time to time, I’d twist the pines, with chicks from harpeth high, and make the vines to pass the time, And now my face is plastered all on-line.

    Got Russia double clickin to sub-scribe.
    My vibe, a vibe no need for the subtitle.

    Surf bored to a hella huge wave tidal.

    Kelly Slater of the 808ers wearing waiters in cold water settin in a fuckin duck blind.

    Blah blah blah. You ain’t gotta duck mine, I see you crouched down, why you on that landmine.

    That ain’t a shoe lace your trippin thats my innesteller gold mind coming at you like 49er for the first time.

    (jerry rice that flow)

    skip the 20 & the 10, cliff dive in the in-zone.

    even tho I’m a Cowboys fan I still like watching VOLZ #GBO HOE

    flannel rockin, no shirt havin.

    Winchester witha fuckin lever action.

    junk yard dog, no chain attachment, I roam around makin moves happen.

    No chess game I don’t play with pawns, I smoke weed and drink on my lawn,

    and wait for a new episodes of cops, just to see if any of my fans are on it.

    (Haha, crazy fuckers)

    • Kyle Barndt
      Kyle Barndt  1 weeks back

      You kill kill every beat or anything you step on no other artist can do what you do skin

    • bright days are here Bear
      bright days are here Bear  2 months back

      Ryan Upchurch cater. Catering.

    • Donald Carter
      Donald Carter  2 months back

      Dan sent me here 😆 didnt realize you put him in tell he said something

    • Matthew Coney
      Matthew Coney  2 months back

      Ryan Upchurch 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • Eric Ellis
      Eric Ellis  2 months back

      CHURCH NATION

  • PSDI Records and Promotion

    youre a fantastic rapper. youre a good singer too but i dont listen to country so I cant get into it. This goes hard af tho.

    • D. TOMAS
      D. TOMAS  2 days back

      Thank you brother, for opening up a genre I can fuck with. 🤘

      • Brad Morrison
        Brad Morrison  3 days back

        GO BIG ORANGE. GO VOLS

        • Tiffany Branch
          Tiffany Branch  6 days back

          Hell yea!
          #RHEC
          #CHURCH
          #MANSONFIRE!! LOL

          • Media Monarchy
            Media Monarchy  2 weeks back

            Billy Ray Virus lololol

            • LEEROY JENKINS
              LEEROY JENKINS  4 weeks back

              Do it with Dan my man🤙

              • Danimal 86
                Danimal 86  4 weeks back

                I like upchurch but wtf is this shit? Damn sure not country.

                • Josh Stewart
                  Josh Stewart  1 months back

                  I think now Im gunna go out and try to get on an episode of Cops or Live PD...Just need to get me an Upchurch to wear for the appearance first!

                  • Connor Bearden
                    Connor Bearden  1 months back

                    GO BIG ORANGE! Hell yeah man I love how you represent our state man I’m sitting in class bumping to this shit as we speak😂

                    • Brandon Gregory
                      Brandon Gregory  1 months back

                      Team #upchurch fuck wild bill bitch ass lol #raisehelleatcornbread

                      • That Gamer Kid
                        That Gamer Kid  1 months back

                        LS SWAP IT WITH DO IT WITH DAN I want to see a video with them together

                        • Ashley Cunningham
                          Ashley Cunningham  1 months back

                          ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💎

                          • cj melvin
                            cj melvin  2 months back

                            💪💪💪💪

                            • Lil Tendie aye
                              Lil Tendie aye  2 months back

                              WHAT THE FUCK AYEEEEEEEEEE😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😍

                              • Lou Hale
                                Lou Hale  2 months back

                                😎🔥🔥🔥 But what's window flavored? Lol #creeksquad

                                • Thomas  Williams
                                  Thomas Williams  2 months back

                                  Do it with Dan

                                  • kirk overton
                                    kirk overton  2 months back

                                    LS swap it with Do It With Dan.

                                    • Herr St.
                                      Herr St.  2 months back

                                      Smoove..Didnt even need no tree sap or bubbled up road tar. Arethabro 🤙🌪🤘

                                      • Tommy Rioux
                                        Tommy Rioux  2 months back

                                        @Do It With Dan shoutout! my two favorite YouTube channels!

                                        • lacquer thinner f-in larry

                                          Are you there 😂

                                          https://youtu.be/nbCqx_lyImU

                                          • James Thorne
                                            James Thorne  2 months back

                                            Need to get on some dirty south beats do what u do but I swear u can find Michael watts style beats put the church twist and rek ! Try it at least and as for MGK man he ain't got the right mind set to last. Fk em keep this great shit up

                                            • KevinCrowe770
                                              KevinCrowe770  2 months back

                                              You hear them 808s bruhhhhh... Gott dayyyum!! 🙌🙌🙌

                                              • Damian Downing
                                                Damian Downing  2 months back

                                                damnn thats fireee right there all of it made sense.🌲⚡⚡

                                                • Rob Culliton
                                                  Rob Culliton  2 months back

                                                  I can't even right now... CUZ I'M BORED! Cardi just dropped herself to F and deleted the original.

                                                  • Cody Berney
                                                    Cody Berney  2 months back

                                                    I know you're probably working on the new album but If you get bored I think you kill Word around town by Kevin gates

                                                    From: One of those crazy fuckers

                                                    • Jesus is the only way & healthy fitness king

                                                      You a illuminati sell out puppets you sold yo soul to the devil u still trash. Kill illuminati . U a deceiver up fake church .. u think u slick. Theses niggas dum and sleep but not me. I hold the truth and so does jesus.....

                                                      • Matt Smith
                                                        Matt Smith  2 months back

                                                        me again :P you are illuminati dildo lovin butthole surfer haha :) just fukin around don't want to get in another convo with you....or do i? hehe

                                                    • Doomguy
                                                      Doomguy  2 months back

                                                      Cardi B? That bitch needs to be dragged..

                                                      • Zackery McCullough
                                                        Zackery McCullough  2 months back

                                                        Damn church Area 51 is scared of you and your bars😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                                        • Israel Hernandez
                                                          Israel Hernandez  2 months back

                                                          Nigga

                                                          • Zachary Phipps
                                                            Zachary Phipps  2 months back

                                                            That’s wassup Church keep up the good work man

                                                            • hunterphillips1
                                                              hunterphillips1  2 months back

                                                              🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

                                                              • Sonya Stephens
                                                                Sonya Stephens  2 months back

                                                                love

                                                                • Logan Stanford
                                                                  Logan Stanford  2 months back

                                                                  All i hear is bars

                                                                  • nicky remedes
                                                                    nicky remedes  2 months back

                                                                    LoL. So wld ya go bail a fan out of jail if ya seen them on cops?(depending on what they did). Ya don't have to answer, but I just had to ask!🕵👀🚔》Mysteries of the unidentified man in the unmarked police vehicle!!??🤔😎

                                                                    • Johnny Burch
                                                                      Johnny Burch  2 months back

                                                                      Fuck the haters blow the mic up skin

                                                                      • Heaven Nicole
                                                                        Heaven Nicole  2 months back

                                                                        Did you just say that you’re a Dallas cowboys fan ?! 🤘🏻😍

                                                                        • mower rompin
                                                                          mower rompin  2 months back

                                                                          I'm live In area 251

                                                                          • Jetbb
                                                                            Jetbb  2 months back

                                                                            And there you have it folks no reason to storm area 51 🤣🤣....Blllllaaah

                                                                            • Francis of the Filth
                                                                              Francis of the Filth  2 months back

                                                                              ‘’Haha crazy fuckers’’ that has me rolling

                                                                              • Kaden D
                                                                                Kaden D  2 months back

                                                                                10% off ridge wallet using code “doitwithdan” 👀

                                                                                • Travis Mckee
                                                                                  Travis Mckee  2 months back

                                                                                  Bro you kill every remix you do 💯💯🔥🔥🤘🏻🤘🏻

                                                                                  • 2 MELO
                                                                                    2 MELO  2 months back

                                                                                    anyone having problems with the live feed right now?

                                                                                    • Terri Landis
                                                                                      Terri Landis  2 months back

                                                                                      WORK THAT SHIT BRO HAHAHA GOD BLESS YOU!!!

                                                                                      • Chip Crawford
                                                                                        Chip Crawford  2 months back

                                                                                        🔥🔥

                                                                                        • 21lprice
                                                                                          21lprice  2 months back

                                                                                          OHHHH BIILLLLYYY

                                                                                          • Serena Heck
                                                                                            Serena Heck  2 months back

                                                                                            I know this is silly but I just learned where and how to leave comments . The small things amuse me!L🎶

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                                                                                              veteranforcrypto  2 months back

                                                                                              https://discord.gg/UvATXu9 where skins come to kick it!