Big Mack and Lies - Lee Mack on Would I Lie to You?

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  • Published: 15 March 2017
  • Compilation 2.
    00:10 - I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me while I was bouncing on a trampoline, and spotted her over the fence with another man.
    03:24 - This is my wallmap of the UK. I have marked every service station I have ever visited on it.
    06:56 - Lee Mack and Mackenzie Crook’s Orchidometer. (stms.pro/video/XNqY4tIL7no/video.html)
    08:36 - Last Christmas Eve, my wife asked me to pop out and get four to five lemons and eight or nine limes. Unfortunately I misheard her, and came back with forty-five lemons and eighty-nine limes.
    11:44 - When I was seven, I had to be a bridesmaid at my auntie's wedding, as one of the girls who was supposed to do it was ill and the dress was a perfect fit.
    15:46 - I once took my trunks off in the communal area of a ladies' changing room after getting out of a pool and misreading the signs through my foggy goggles.
    21:00 - This is Steve and we once went camping together when we were in the Scouts and we woke up to find that someone had stolen our tent.
    24:21 - One Saturday morning, I lay on my back in the garden and pretended I'd fallen off a ladder so I could get out of a family trip to Ikea.
    29:50 - On the first day of my holiday, I lost my glasses, so I was forced to read an entire book through a set of binoculars I found in the villa.
    34:21 - This is Marie. She once asked me to pop into her house to get rid of a spider. Ten minutes later, she asked me to leave because I was making matters worse.
    40:50 - Lee Mack is not going out.
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Comments • 344

  • WILTY? Nope!
    WILTY? Nope!   11 months back

    So, since I've been receiving a lot of comments regarding the ridiculous amount of adverts especially in longer videos, I'd like to clarify that all videos in this channel are monetised by ‘Endemol', the production company and copyright owner through Youtube’s Content ID system https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2797370 and any and all ad revenue goes directly to the show. - https://i.imgur.com/xvJK4hW.png I have no control over ad placement or the amount or type of ads served. If they are too bothersome, an ad-blocking browser extension such as 'Ublock-origin' might help. Copyright owners get to decide what they want to do with their content on youtube and in this case they choose to monetise them by running ads against it rather than blocking the videos altogether. As to why there are a lot more ads on videos these days, I simply don’t know. As is the case with all fan channels, I don’t receive any revenue and I’m not interested in any monetary incentive in the slightest bit. Cheers.

    • Nicholas Quinn
      Nicholas Quinn  3 months back

      @Trippin Ballz


      If that is true that is amazing advice, I am going to try it now mate!!

    • blip boop
      blip boop  6 months back

      Mate I've said it before and I've said it again, you are a hero. Thanks for all you do

    • WILTY? Nope!
      WILTY? Nope!   8 months back

      No, but you can watch the latest 3 series on Britbox. The first 7 days are free.

    • Landon Horton
      Landon Horton  8 months back

      Thanks for all that you do! Many of my friends found out about this show thanks to your channel! Does this air anywhere in the U.S?

  • Seaghán Ó Laochdha
    Seaghán Ó Laochdha  2 weeks back

    "Near Inverness there's one" he says, referring to a dot next to Aberdeen 🙈

    • Jaina Acoustag
      Jaina Acoustag  2 weeks back

      Goddamn I love this show. But one thing's for sure, I'll never use Squarespace in my life. Talk about pushing ads down your throat.

      • Waffle Maker
        Waffle Maker  2 weeks back

        Lee Mack is the quickest comedian on the show and if I’m wrong I’ll take my trousers off right now

        • pavlovsunhappydog
          pavlovsunhappydog  2 weeks back

          I use that line, never lost an argument with anyone for years, apart from uncle kenny he's an idiot.

      • Del Cortehh
        Del Cortehh  3 weeks back

        Every time there's a lady(or guy to be honest, Lee and Bob's bromance anyone?) on Lee's team you see her fall a little in love with him, funny guys always win.

        • Tom Hartley
          Tom Hartley  4 weeks back

          That first one is definitely a lie, Lee first says TS497, then TX417, then TX497.

          • Hypoksi
            Hypoksi  1 months back

            38:08 really cracked me up. Brilliant

            • NIKU TIKAH
              NIKU TIKAH  1 months back

              God I love Lee Mack 😍

              • Ross Shepherd
                Ross Shepherd  2 months back

                I love when Lee goes full Mack and his friends/colleagues show adoration. Brilliant.

                • ashleelmb
                  ashleelmb  2 months back

                  Lee Mack is such a fuckin legend! The guys just hilarious LOL

                  • Phil Henderson
                    Phil Henderson  2 months back

                    7:22 is a lot funnier when you realise she’s married to David

                    • Isleofskye
                      Isleofskye  1 months back

                      I knew that Phil. Honest I did ...!

                    • IntoTheAbyss
                      IntoTheAbyss  2 months back

                      damn.. David struck gold then

                  • jesse kl
                    jesse kl  2 months back

                    He always surprises me with his lies...like the service station stickers, i wouldve said orange where ive been and blue for where i would willingly shit again..

                    • Tadhg K
                      Tadhg K  2 months back

                      I didn’t realize lee was funny until this video

                      • Griffin Reviews
                        Griffin Reviews  2 months back

                        In the first clip Lee talks about cheating and on the other team is Seann Walsh

                        • W x B
                          W x B  3 months back

                          I love those little wheezes David does with lee's insane stories

                          • Aray
                            Aray  3 months back

                            "We've been up and down over the years" no one seemed to get it! Lee is too quick sometimes

                            • Andy Parry
                              Andy Parry  3 months back

                              Lee Mack's impression of Rob is probably better than any impression of anyone that Rob has done on the show.

                              • Hamza Darby
                                Hamza Darby  3 months back

                                As quick as Lee is, he really should have said Red stickers were Welcome Break and Blue were the others

                                • kelvynification
                                  kelvynification  3 months back

                                  To think that they get paid to have so much fun.... wonderful 😃

                                  • Mukund Murali
                                    Mukund Murali  3 months back

                                    If Lee Mack did an IQ test , his score would be off the chart. Super smart!

                                    • Steven Haskell
                                      Steven Haskell  4 months back

                                      David can grow a beard.. I’m 22 and beardless. Hes more a man than me.

                                      • IntoTheAbyss
                                        IntoTheAbyss  2 months back

                                        yes, it's commonly known that David is a 16 yo with a beard

                                    • Steven Haskell
                                      Steven Haskell  4 months back

                                      20:20

                                      • Platinum Patience
                                        Platinum Patience  4 months back

                                        Rob: "what sort of trampoline was it?"
                                        Lee: " it was the *ts497*. I remember jumping up and saying 'is that the *tx417*?

                                        • EZboyrocks
                                          EZboyrocks  4 months back

                                          How did u make this and not include the key ring one and bermuda

                                          • Joshua Allan
                                            Joshua Allan  4 months back

                                            Lee Mack is funny on this show but shit at anything else

                                            • Error 404
                                              Error 404  4 months back

                                              20:52 whats that hanging from the back of gregs top

                                              • Richard Hartley
                                                Richard Hartley  4 months back

                                                Pure genius

                                                • TheTaterTotP80
                                                  TheTaterTotP80  4 months back

                                                  Don't harm or kill Spiders. Insects, Arachnids, Fish, Mammals, Reptiles, Birds, Crustaceans, all creatures think and feel as research shows, as it also shows all living beings have subjective experience and the same capability for consciousness we have (can only measure capability, we can't prove consciousness in ourselves, other humans, or other creatures, so capability is the term used).

                                                  Even if no creature thought or felt, they are still living organisms as is all life and should be treated with Love, care and respect, as with all Life too.

                                                  Use harmless repellents to avoid and prevent infestations and gently and carefully move them from your home if they are there. Ironically harmless repellents are also the most effective method and when the proper repellent is used (usually Plants or Oils) and is properly harmless, then it is exactly that.

                                                  • A Moron
                                                    A Moron  4 months back

                                                    All that a chicken should think is "Why oh why am I so fucking delicious!!!!"

                                                • TheTaterTotP80
                                                  TheTaterTotP80  4 months back

                                                  Could you flip the binoculars and read a book up close instead? I can't remember if they magnify or if tv tropes is right and reversing binoculars makes close things look far away. Either one would help with short sightedness, wouldn't it?

                                                  • Daniel Cropp
                                                    Daniel Cropp  4 months back

                                                    David Mitchell and Lee Mack are great comedic foils!

                                                    • Jack Mallory
                                                      Jack Mallory  4 months back

                                                      After my humble self, Lee Mack must be the wittiest, quickest-witted person on God’s blue earth. Reminds me of Eric Morecambe a bit, only funnier, as Eric was the type of comedian who wasn’t that funny a man off stage, as his repertoire consisted mainly of the same visual gags and catchphrases.

                                                      • Jing Guo
                                                        Jing Guo  5 months back

                                                        Sean Lock is the best!

                                                        • Sophie
                                                          Sophie  5 months back

                                                          I can’t decided who I like better: David Mitchell or Lee Mack

                                                          • Poco Loco
                                                            Poco Loco  5 months back

                                                            I wanted that Marie story to be true.

                                                            • Mira Stark
                                                              Mira Stark  5 months back

                                                              BAFTA Winner Lee Mack!

                                                              • Klaus Baudelaire
                                                                Klaus Baudelaire  5 months back

                                                                Judging on that one line she said, Marie has one hell of a french accent.

                                                                • neil johnson
                                                                  neil johnson  5 months back

                                                                  turns out brian fish does write books https://www.waterstones.com/author/brian-fish/491995

                                                                  • Franca Perotti
                                                                    Franca Perotti  5 months back

                                                                    I'm not your dad I'm your mother.

                                                                    • Franca Perotti
                                                                      Franca Perotti  5 months back

                                                                      I wish Lee was a bridesmaid at his aunt's wedding and had a picture to prove it.

                                                                      • DexM47
                                                                        DexM47  5 months back

                                                                        14:08 So weird to see Tywin Lannister laughing 😂

                                                                        • Matilda Bond
                                                                          Matilda Bond  5 months back

                                                                          He is so hillarious...lol

                                                                          • Parishna
                                                                            Parishna  6 months back

                                                                            I'd pull my bathers down for alex jones too.. Oh I mean her, not the hairy ape...

                                                                            she's scrumptious.

                                                                            • Nang Gang
                                                                              Nang Gang  6 months back

                                                                              Get yourself a man that looks at you the same way David looks at Lee at 10:14

                                                                              • blip boop
                                                                                blip boop  6 months back

                                                                                0:00 Lee Mack at launch of Wok Around the Clock, 2018 (colourised)

                                                                                • hob1994
                                                                                  hob1994  6 months back

                                                                                  David's laugh at 22:54 makes this whole video

                                                                                  • TheExplodingBacon
                                                                                    TheExplodingBacon  6 months back

                                                                                    41:17

                                                                                    • Chris G.
                                                                                      Chris G.  6 months back

                                                                                      “It’s only a game, FOR GOD’S SAKE!”

                                                                                      • Stella Small
                                                                                        Stella Small  6 months back

                                                                                        The speed of his responses still astounds me and I love the chemistry between him, David and Robb