Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep

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  • Published: 17 July 2019
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    The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.

    I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:

    - No.
    - Never.
    - Stop it.
    - It smells bad.

    I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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    With love,

    Jamila Cabello
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Comments • 9 025

  • Tsumugi_aro
    Tsumugi_aro  1 months back

    She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

  • Anime Writer
    Anime Writer  2 hours back

    “This is what happens when you walk into hell.”

    Me: I thought that was high school 😂

    (Haha ha...ha I’m not funny)

    • Jennifer Wisniwski
      Jennifer Wisniwski  4 hours back

      That’s the airport I always go too

      • Susana Barrera
        Susana Barrera  5 hours back

        Why did she drink the milk so aggressively

        • Phil Conway
          Phil Conway  18 hours back

          2 hours of sleep is nice to an insomniac...


          imagine 5 days straight no sleep =(

          • jessie smallacombe
            jessie smallacombe  19 hours back

            f

            • xX GachaKyraPlayz Xx
              xX GachaKyraPlayz Xx  1 days back

              Can we all just pause the video at 12:07 and just realize how beautiful Joana actually is?

              • Percyiro No
                Percyiro No  1 days back

                Joanacsheyvdvdyevvegsgvsgs ceddia

                • b r i a u n a
                  b r i a u n a  2 days back

                  suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

                  • b r i a u n a
                    b r i a u n a  2 days back

                    i have the same grey shorts you see presented on joan’s tushy at 9:12

                    • Lucinda Palmas
                      Lucinda Palmas  2 days back

                      F

                      • Lucinda Palmas
                        Lucinda Palmas  2 days back

                        Wait, they sell food at Target?

                        • Megan Marshall
                          Megan Marshall  2 days back

                          I love her but the hacking and coughing drives me up the wall with actual disgust. Why? I get it. You’re funny, you’re pointing out the obvious and doing everything a filmography er would hate.. but it’s GROSS!

                          • Ava Bingham
                            Ava Bingham  2 days back

                            R we gonna talk about her name

                            • Alia Bill
                              Alia Bill  2 days back

                              When we raid Area 51 we will all be wearing aritza

                              • Fresh Out The Oven
                                Fresh Out The Oven  2 days back

                                The way she said "OW" kills me
                                😂😂

                                • Linn Vo
                                  Linn Vo  2 days back

                                  Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling... I-😂😂😂

                                  • Isabella Costa
                                    Isabella Costa  2 days back

                                    I only now realised joana talks like an old lady

                                    • Isabella Costa
                                      Isabella Costa  2 days back

                                      F

                                      • : D
                                        : D  3 days back

                                        *F*

                                        • Brandy Buckner
                                          Brandy Buckner  3 days back

                                          at the end, it says,




                                          'suck my toe horrizontially'
                                          I. yes.

                                          • Bethany Craig
                                            Bethany Craig  3 days back

                                            Girl if you suffer from airplane ear like I do - and I mean SUFFER like 10/10 pain when a plane descends - try some of those "earplane" ear plugs. They slow the pressure change process within your ear so you have more time to adjust. In addition to that, take a pseudoephedrine before each flight in order to open up your sinuses and Eustachian tubes. This works for me every time and I have not had any problems since employing this method.

                                            • Bethany Craig
                                              Bethany Craig  3 days back

                                              If you have anxiety during flights however skip the pseudo. Being a stimulant / similar to an amphetamine it can increase stress levels.

                                          • did i stutter
                                            did i stutter  3 days back

                                            Joana. PLEASE COME WITH US TO AREA 51. Bring your arsenal of Nerf guns for the weaponless. And eat lots of acorn squash and avocados the night before so you’re not RAVENOUS. Wear your yellow pants as a distraction for the guards. WE NEED YOU.

                                            • Charlotte Johnson
                                              Charlotte Johnson  3 days back

                                              9,001 comment
                                              Love you!

                                              • Ashley Lovelace
                                                Ashley Lovelace  3 days back

                                                I feel like if you wrote down everything you said in this video it would be the hardest story in the world to read

                                                • Cassidy Smith
                                                  Cassidy Smith  3 days back

                                                  F

                                                  • Caroline Baughman
                                                    Caroline Baughman  4 days back

                                                    I can’t believe she thought pulling out her tiny microphone in the bathroom was a great place to do an update


                                                    But i love it

                                                    • Ally Jo Dearing
                                                      Ally Jo Dearing  4 days back

                                                      wheres your microwave
                                                      i dont have one
                                                      WHY NOT

                                                      • Strawberry
                                                        Strawberry  4 days back

                                                        Somebody’s in the stall beside you and is hearing you film... epicccc

                                                        • NOT Marshmello
                                                          NOT Marshmello  4 days back

                                                          1:12 same Joana

                                                          • Dum Gamer Boi
                                                            Dum Gamer Boi  4 days back

                                                            There was an earthquake in ca 6 days earlier so WHO ARE YOOUUUUU

                                                            • ella gerner
                                                              ella gerner  4 days back

                                                              The concept of grapes in a chicken sandwich is horrifying, I’m sorry you had to experience that

                                                              • Moonessence1
                                                                Moonessence1  1 days back

                                                                ella gerner 😂😂☠️ it’s soooo good!

                                                            • Kellie Keithley
                                                              Kellie Keithley  4 days back

                                                              if anyone didn't know what that split second said it said "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" -Joana Ceddia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                                              • lysippe2006
                                                                lysippe2006  4 days back

                                                                why does my my tummy hurt

                                                                • bunny beanie
                                                                  bunny beanie  4 days back

                                                                  I also drink milk when I wake up and I have to go to holidays

                                                                  • Nouryy David
                                                                    Nouryy David  5 days back

                                                                    Billie:wherearetheavocados
                                                                    Joana:uh,**i ate them**

                                                                    • Hockeygirl 05
                                                                      Hockeygirl 05  5 days back

                                                                      Nobody:
                                                                      John Cena: "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling"

                                                                      • alex avalos-dominguez
                                                                        alex avalos-dominguez  5 days back

                                                                        My name is Alejandro my dudes

                                                                        • Wolfie ArtDrawz
                                                                          Wolfie ArtDrawz  5 days back

                                                                          when you said that you edit with Imovie I cheered with joy!!! >:OOOO (I use Imovie for editing all my animations and school videos)

                                                                          • Lexi 4806
                                                                            Lexi 4806  5 days back

                                                                            REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEE
                                                                            find the W you wont Jonh Cena
                                                                            " Joana Ceddia snaps"

                                                                            im sorry for using your name in vaiiiin "turns into ashes"

                                                                            my job here is done :) says Joana Ceddia(aka Jonh Cena)

                                                                            • Gina Titterton
                                                                              Gina Titterton  5 days back

                                                                              “There has to be a way to exchange Freddie Mercury for Lil Pump, there has to!“ hahaha I think I just wee’d

                                                                              • charlotte Griffiths
                                                                                charlotte Griffiths  5 days back

                                                                                who saw 12:41

                                                                                • Chiiri
                                                                                  Chiiri  6 days back

                                                                                  *Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

                                                                                  • Chiiri
                                                                                    Chiiri  6 days back

                                                                                    *Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

                                                                                    • Is Walter
                                                                                      Is Walter  6 days back

                                                                                      OMG SHE WATCHED BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

                                                                                      • momodoesdance
                                                                                        momodoesdance  6 days back

                                                                                        Maybe they’re hiding Walt Disney himself at Area 51... 😮

                                                                                        • I'm thinking about a good username . . .

                                                                                          I need to let this out...

                                                                                          THE POST:
                                                                                          'NOBODY
                                                                                          NOT A SINGLE SOUL...
                                                                                          BLAH BLAH BLAH '
                                                                                          IS SOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!!