The British Are Just Like Us

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  • Rick Martin
    Rick Martin  3 hours back

    Applause from the UK!

    • Kate 2 Create
      Kate 2 Create  3 hours back

      As an American, I do love M&Ms; however, if I am spending a lot of money and time to travel to a foreign country, I'm not going to an M&M sore 😆 (Make that any other American chain I could have reached within a hour distance of my home)

      • Steve Nesbitt
        Steve Nesbitt  6 hours back

        Yeah other way round mate, all our stuff was first
        😂

        • Matt Jameson
          Matt Jameson  18 hours back

          No we aren't you piece of shit

          • Glen Martin
            Glen Martin  1 days back

            Been to the M & M store in Vegas... no regrets.

            • Jerry Burg
              Jerry Burg  1 days back

              I'm British and loved this routine. (I do say 'the' hospital but that might be a northern rather than London thing.)

              • Morvidus
                Morvidus  1 days back

                White Americans are such delusional liberal idiots they actually believe non-white races in America are closer to them than the stocks of their forefathers in Europe. The real British are such delusional liberal psychopaths they think Africans and Asians are the same as Anglo-saxons and just handed their native city of London over to these former slaves.

                • Tom Minogue Hastings
                  Tom Minogue Hastings  1 days back

                  jim gaffigan rules

                  • Russ Luvmuscle
                    Russ Luvmuscle  1 days back

                    Funny as a burning paraplegic

                    • Dutch Van Der Linde
                      Dutch Van Der Linde  2 days back

                      Americans saying shooting range we say Secondary school

                      • lee van cleef
                        lee van cleef  2 days back

                        Shit... They actually find this down syndrome funny...

                        • betty lynch
                          betty lynch  2 days back

                          I say "Going to the Hospital", I am from Scotland, the Scottish are British.
                          We don't have an m & m store in the rest of the UK, only in London they have that, I got to admit I was pretty exited when I saw the m & m store.

                          • Steve Adams
                            Steve Adams  2 days back

                            Who knew Hodor did stand up?

                            • Red Pilled Fox
                              Red Pilled Fox  2 days back

                              Hillary voters eat M&Ms!

                              • seamus heaney
                                seamus heaney  2 days back

                                Londoner here and I enjoyed this. Been to the States many times and I love it there and am always welcomed.

                                • David  Morris
                                  David Morris  2 days back

                                  Dickhead

                                  • Peter Dickinson
                                    Peter Dickinson  2 days back

                                    I am glad to have the gift of laughter, and Jim and Jeannie know how to enjoy life, Everyone if they would believe it is a miracle. Foundational Adam & Eve, knew innocence, and the loss of it. Jesus epitomises purity. That is why He is my assurance of absolute forgiveness. Profoundly simple.

                                    • Peter Hodges
                                      Peter Hodges  3 days back

                                      All this thing makes me think is that most American's offend too easily. More of this guy please, satire is such an English staple, this guys doing a good job.

                                      • Jack Jacobs
                                        Jack Jacobs  3 days back

                                        American invents English language...well then

                                        • Milo
                                          Milo  3 days back

                                          Base humour, just not funny

                                          • Andrew James
                                            Andrew James  3 days back

                                            I'm English but Something I've noticed about British people and Americans is that we are both happy to take the piss out of ourselves. But the moment the other says The EXACT joke about our nation then some peiple cry and get weird.

                                            Only a few, mind. I think we are both good at laughing at ourselves generally. We really are bastard cousons to each other and I love it. Got so much time for the States.

                                            • Atk_Ogre
                                              Atk_Ogre  3 days back

                                              Is it me or during the M&M rants the way he spoke,the inflections,the joke itself...sounded very similar to a Loui CK joke.

                                              • gdrx
                                                gdrx  3 days back

                                                He looks like thanos

                                                • TheDXJC56
                                                  TheDXJC56  3 days back

                                                  Has this man's chin and jaw always been double the size of the rest of his head? I swear to God it's either the beard is super strong or I remember how this dude looked completely wrong

                                                  • Steve Larsen
                                                    Steve Larsen  3 days back

                                                    Even the title got on my nerves, just like when people say we live in the United Kingdom?..or UK or that we're British. .😂😂.. wtf is a brit and wot does Britain mean anyway? We are English.. englishmen!!!.. anyway.. No.. most americans from colonial times are of English, Irish, Scottish or Welsh decent.. or foreigners wanting equal rights.. they ALL defected for free land and had to kill innocent native Indians, the aztec and mayans who have been renamed Mexicans were wiped out in the 1500's. Educate yourselves cos your government aren't doing it right.. Funny guy tho yeah😉

                                                  • Neil Murray
                                                    Neil Murray  3 days back

                                                    Not funny

                                                    • Lee Warner
                                                      Lee Warner  3 days back

                                                      I’m hilarious and I find this very British.

                                                      • Nick Boronda
                                                        Nick Boronda  3 days back

                                                        We were only free from them for a small amount.....then the 2nd generation americans sold us back to them....all we got was a name change, largely in thanks to the corrupted Pope at the time....

                                                        • Tredenix
                                                          Tredenix  3 days back

                                                          Maybe this guy should go back to the school ;D

                                                          • Evan Finch
                                                            Evan Finch  3 days back

                                                            kinda weak for gaffigan

                                                            • Chris Madison
                                                              Chris Madison  3 days back

                                                              This guy sucks

                                                              • Bluesommers Art
                                                                Bluesommers Art  3 days back

                                                                True, British are dicks.

                                                                • 1nodmonkey
                                                                  1nodmonkey  3 days back

                                                                  We call fat ginger unfunny people cunts, do you?

                                                                  • Rory
                                                                    Rory  3 days back

                                                                    I once went to said store and was allergic to half the stock, I wouldn’t trust me with any kind of vote

                                                                    • Shef Girl
                                                                      Shef Girl  3 days back

                                                                      He looks German

                                                                      • Brown Pants
                                                                        Brown Pants  3 days back

                                                                        The weird thing about the uk is... they got black people just like the usa... weird how they all got there

                                                                        • Rafael Munoz
                                                                          Rafael Munoz  3 days back

                                                                          I love the m&m store ;)

                                                                          • riklee
                                                                            riklee  3 days back

                                                                            Idiot

                                                                            • Dexx
                                                                              Dexx  3 days back

                                                                              You shoot each other.
                                                                              By the thousands.

                                                                              We don't.

                                                                              • Filippo Finazzi
                                                                                Filippo Finazzi  3 days back

                                                                                Nobody is saying that the M&Ms store isn't actually in Picadilly Circus? I'll do it then

                                                                                • Totalavulsion
                                                                                  Totalavulsion  3 days back

                                                                                  Quote from video

                                                                                  • Smiddy Smith
                                                                                    Smiddy Smith  3 days back

                                                                                    M and m shop and pancakes for breakfast. Thankyou.

                                                                                    • Hen 122
                                                                                      Hen 122  3 days back

                                                                                      American comedy isn’t that funny...

                                                                                      • Tom Hadfield
                                                                                        Tom Hadfield  3 days back

                                                                                        Yeah americans created the english language
                                                                                        That why its called english😂😂😂

                                                                                        • Adam Haveley
                                                                                          Adam Haveley  3 days back

                                                                                          1:21 we talk to anyone and everyone we don’t know like that. Especially if they’re poor

                                                                                          • grwuk
                                                                                            grwuk  3 days back

                                                                                            Greetings from the uk you made me smile 🙂

                                                                                            • Mr Screamer
                                                                                              Mr Screamer  3 days back

                                                                                              We only have one hospital. It is called the NHS. A monolithic grasping money hungry entity that sprawls across our tiny island like a vulture feeding on carrion. So there is no 'the hospital' ... there is only hospital much like there is no 'the death' and no 'the taxes'. There is just taxes, hospital and death ... in that order.

                                                                                              • Psychachu [ official ]

                                                                                                😂😂🇬🇧