The final week of high school

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  • Published: 17 June 2019
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    Hi, and welcome to episode 2 of John Cena ranting about Dance Moms. Todays topic: season 8. What do I think about it? All I have to say is that I miss the old team. I want Brooke, Paige, Chloe, Nia, Maddie and Mackenzie to hop in a time machine to relive the glory days and broadcast their sufferings to the world so that we can see it too. I mean lets be honest here, the new team is TOO talented; they’re all micro-professionals and it’s not that entertaining anymore. I like Brady though. He’s a cool dude. Him and his mother can stay. Savannah too. Did you see her in that Metamorphosis solo? When she did that attitude pirouette straight into the back undercut, I swear my brain was transported to another dimension. I sat there for a good ten minutes just rewatching it and asking myself: what physics did she invent to be able to pull that off? I also may or may not have attempted to do it only to get a big ugly bruise on my knee, but you’ll never know if that actually happened. Ok, I’m being too positive here. I didn’t like season 8 that much. Why? Gianina:

    She needs to leave.

    There’s the door. Walk out with your annoying mom and MAKE SURE the door hits you on the butt. She talks too much! WAY TOO MUCH!!! When I was her age, I didn’t know what talking was. I just sat there with my “too-big” glasses and did my homework. I was a silent sufferer. But Gianina - no, she is the loudest sufferer out there. And don’t even get me started on Stacey. What the heck happened to that woman. It’s almost like she quit her job as a psychologist to become a patient: THE WOMAN NEEDS THERAPY. Ok, that was a bit callous and uncalled for, wasn’t it? I hope they accept my insincerest of apologies.


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Comments • 12 491

  • Keyre Daimane
    Keyre Daimane  5 hours back

    Did she just pass beside my school 👀👀

    • Musical World
      Musical World  8 hours back

      I don't know what u do but even when u talk abt random things..it's so calming...as if someone is talking to me even though I'm sitting alone in my large room

      • Dante Lee
        Dante Lee  9 hours back

        8:00 😂😂😂😂

        • selome yared
          selome yared  15 hours back

          When she said 12 years at the end she was so proud of herself

          • Nex Mess
            Nex Mess  1 days back

            9:52 WTF is that math?? Looks kinda hard

            • Skyee Lee
              Skyee Lee  1 days back

              My bday is june 15 lol

              • Mon T
                Mon T  1 days back

                ARITZIA SPONSOR THIS GIRL ASAP 👏

                • chicken fish taco davaney

                  Sister home alone is played every week at my house I could seriously quote the entire thing

                  • MY HOME MY WORLD
                    MY HOME MY WORLD  2 days back

                    2.35--45 huhh ...😃😈😅😆😆

                    • Jodi Lee
                      Jodi Lee  2 days back

                      Ok urm I have those dreams...

                      • Macy Moonlight
                        Macy Moonlight  3 days back

                        I swear this is me and my friend where in Florida but I was not🥑🥑🥑

                        • •sukłia•
                          •sukłia•  3 days back

                          *one of those dislikes is her dad cause she called him a weirdo*

                          • kaemon treadwell
                            kaemon treadwell  3 days back

                            joana how did u pass high school not knowing that the cone ur ice cream was sitting upon was a cake cone not a waffle. Does it look like a waffle to ur -425 degree Celsius eye balls?
                            Ps: congrats on defeating señiørįtïs

                            • Cozy Queen
                              Cozy Queen  4 days back

                              It’s wensday my dudes

                              • scott montgomery
                                scott montgomery  4 days back

                                Captions for the whole video

                                • Dramatic Daydreamer03
                                  Dramatic Daydreamer03  4 days back

                                  Honestly, Jade is a big mood but if she did that at my school she would be trampled.

                                  • Illusionen
                                    Illusionen  4 days back

                                    Wish I had learned about quantic numbers in high school like you !those helped a lot in medical school

                                    • Iconic
                                      Iconic  4 days back

                                      She’s gained over 400,00 subscribers over the summer 👏🏻👏🏻

                                      • sophie williams
                                        sophie williams  5 days back

                                        you're lucky Australia has 13 years of school and sure kindy shouldn't count but according to scomo it does. Screw education I'm going to become a pole dancer instead.

                                        • Devin Jarand
                                          Devin Jarand  5 days back

                                          I have the same shirt as Jade on the first day 0>0

                                          • HeyitsKendy lol
                                            HeyitsKendy lol  6 days back

                                            Congrats you have survived!

                                            • Froggo Doggo
                                              Froggo Doggo  6 days back

                                              4:08
                                              *Me when I was 5 putting on my mom’s heels and walking around the house*

                                              • Gacha Bear
                                                Gacha Bear  6 days back

                                                Oml- That is exactly what I do in my eighth grade math class. :I

                                                • Adeena,meeral
                                                  Adeena,meeral  7 days back

                                                  Joana how i you dance and run with those heels

                                                  • Sonrisa Ortiz-Neff
                                                    Sonrisa Ortiz-Neff  7 days back

                                                    “If your having a hard time in school, just remember two scoops of cookie dough ice cream and a waffle cone are waiting for you”. 😭😭😭 I CRIED!!!

                                                    • Helmi Maria
                                                      Helmi Maria  1 weeks back

                                                      0:48 yep thats me

                                                      • ad11
                                                        ad11  1 weeks back

                                                        Kid, I just discovered your channel, and I must say that I’m hooked. Your humor is so similar to mine, I love it.

                                                        • Nika Lesjak
                                                          Nika Lesjak  1 weeks back

                                                          JIANA ITS GONNA HAPPEN YOURE GONNA HIT 3 MIL BRUH WHAT YOU GONNA DOO

                                                          • Nadia Loren
                                                            Nadia Loren  1 weeks back

                                                            Your homework makes my 8th grade math homework look like pre-school math. Like, your math homework looks like almost another language to me.

                                                            • LubiClark Hihi
                                                              LubiClark Hihi  1 weeks back

                                                              We don’t have a baskin robins in Vermont that I know of

                                                              • N Whal
                                                                N Whal  1 weeks back

                                                                *put subtitles on! They're so funny*

                                                                • Ashling McCarthy
                                                                  Ashling McCarthy  1 weeks back

                                                                  “I hope the weather is nice where you are”
                                                                  Me: *Remembers I live in Ireland*
                                                                  Me:🥶🥶😳😳😳🥶🥶😭


                                                                  It’s raining rn and it won’t stop until we get a heatwave which comes once every few years

                                                                  • Kaylee Pop
                                                                    Kaylee Pop  1 weeks back

                                                                    I thought everyone forgot about Shark Boy and Lava Girl.....

                                                                    • ARMYxBLINK xNEVERLANDxNaruto gal

                                                                      She reminds me of miranda sings as a student

                                                                      • Olivia Torres
                                                                        Olivia Torres  1 weeks back

                                                                        You're the most funniest youtuber i watch.

                                                                        • Caroline M
                                                                          Caroline M  1 weeks back

                                                                          Waffle cone??? That’s a cake cone.

                                                                          I’m sorry I’m just obsessed with ice cream

                                                                          • Chelsea Rogers
                                                                            Chelsea Rogers  1 weeks back

                                                                            imagine not having exams on the last day of school

                                                                            • Chaotic Chlo
                                                                              Chaotic Chlo  1 weeks back

                                                                              Literally no one


                                                                              Not a single soul



                                                                              Joana : oH bUtTeR nUt squash

                                                                              • Maddie M
                                                                                Maddie M  1 weeks back

                                                                                i never noticed but when you show a black screen there’s a specific pattern in the darkness the exact same pattern as shreks vest, is there something you are hiding?

                                                                                • Ailaz Squad
                                                                                  Ailaz Squad  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I tried avocado toast and it is awesome

                                                                                  • Sp1cy
                                                                                    Sp1cy  1 weeks back

                                                                                    JOANA literally vomits out vocabulary... And imma collect it

                                                                                    • DravenCrow
                                                                                      DravenCrow  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Oh! I hate Eggplant too! It’s gross!

                                                                                      • DragonSpike
                                                                                        DragonSpike  1 weeks back

                                                                                        im doing it for my two scoops of cookies n creme icecream on a waffle cone

                                                                                        • DravenCrow
                                                                                          DravenCrow  1 weeks back

                                                                                          I seriously might be the only one that has the captioning on because ITS A FAT MOOD!

                                                                                          • Cupid Tears
                                                                                            Cupid Tears  1 weeks back

                                                                                            The thumbnail is goals

                                                                                            • The Bohemian Killer Queen

                                                                                              1:13 me

                                                                                              • Julian Vinuelas
                                                                                                Julian Vinuelas  1 weeks back

                                                                                                4 more years for my cookie dough ice cream on a waffle cone

                                                                                                • mehmet b.
                                                                                                  mehmet b.  1 weeks back

                                                                                                  do you know how to speak turkish