Oops I'm in New York

  • Published: 14 May 2019
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    Why I am 2 breaths away from shaving my head: an essay

    Intro: I am going to shave my head because I hate my hair, my hair sucks, and I am exasperated with my hair
    Point 1: I hate my hair
    Point 2: My hair sucks
    Point 3: I am exasperated with my hair
    Conclusion: Therefore I want a bald head

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Comments • 16 770

  • Gene Pozniak
    Gene Pozniak  3 months back

    WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

    • Alexa Lincoln
      Alexa Lincoln  3 weeks back

      Excuse me shes the best shes funny shes just amazing

    • Alexis Manla
      Alexis Manla  4 weeks back

      bruh moment for all who took it seriously lol it’s sarcasm. this is madness

    • Ivy’s Gacha Galaxy
      Ivy’s Gacha Galaxy  1 months back


    • Betsy Mills
      Betsy Mills  1 months back

      Calm down, dad

    • Ana M
      Ana M  1 months back

      The award clearly wasnt the main topic of the video. “Oops im in new york” obviously saying the video will be about her trip to and in new york. Get out

  • Gigliola Wong
    Gigliola Wong  6 hours back

    oh my god my father is like your mum when planning for trips

    • sestraćale vanimy
      sestraćale vanimy  9 hours back


      • Sister Alexia
        Sister Alexia  15 hours back

        Who else is watching this 2019 1:31 lol

        • Cheray Mae
          Cheray Mae  20 hours back

          Was that Eva from my life is Eva!??}

          • L Zil
            L Zil  20 hours back

            “Except for Firebringer, Firebringer was funny.” JOANA KNOWS STARKID WHA-

            • Madeline O'Marra
              Madeline O'Marra  1 days back

              I wanna go to eatily so bad but I found out the guy who owns it likes to sexually harass people SO NOW IM SAD

              • Gamer AA
                Gamer AA  1 days back

                What time am I watching this? What grade am I? I am in grade 78 and the time is 11:08 in the night why am I watching this now? Because I want to. You didn’t ask me to even tell u this stuff, so why am I even TELLING YOU? BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA.

                • Shi'Daisha Colosimo
                  Shi'Daisha Colosimo  1 days back

                  BE MY FRIEND PLSSSS

                  • Gamer AA
                    Gamer AA  1 days back

                    Joana for president 2020

                    • Iliana Mendonca
                      Iliana Mendonca  1 days back

                      3:21 wait you guys are getting paid

                      • ClassicalHeroes
                        ClassicalHeroes  2 days back

                        Your dad's cooler than you I-

                        • •sukłia•
                          •sukłia•  2 days back

                          Oops I'm in America

                          • Gacha Salem
                            Gacha Salem  2 days back

                            I'm not a fan of plays either John cena (I've done one in my life and that was school one I was forced into doing) and I've never seen a play nor want to

                            • Isaraporn Chaipruet
                              Isaraporn Chaipruet  2 days back

                              You should just have your own little avocado tree and bring it everywhere

                              • Thatanonymousidiot Kaur

                                Wait Eva gutowskiiiiiii??????!!! Was thereererreree aaaasazhhvfbcfb

                                • Sum Russell
                                  Sum Russell  2 days back

                                  It’s crazy how healthy her and her parents compared to how bad I eat

                                  • Drama Llama
                                    Drama Llama  2 days back

                                    “Welcome to New York ‘’ Taylor Swift

                                    • Robo- Jesus
                                      Robo- Jesus  3 days back

                                      I swear Joanna, if you skipped out m Hamilton I will remove your ears with a rusty spoon.

                                      • Rochelle
                                        Rochelle  3 days back

                                        I love that you do everything with your mum and dad.

                                        • Potato Abby
                                          Potato Abby  3 days back

                                          I asked my parents to go to New York to see my cousins see you see the event AND CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY cause the even was on my birthday and I screamed when I found out

                                          • Tinkie Jones
                                            Tinkie Jones  3 days back

                                            why do i feel flattered when joana calls me an insulant cow

                                            i mean i dont even know what means but thank you

                                            • Umayyah Eesa
                                              Umayyah Eesa  3 days back

                                              I absolutely love your mum

                                              • princess _ k
                                                princess _ k  3 days back

                                                I went to new York I want to go back so baddd

                                                • Natalia Evola
                                                  Natalia Evola  3 days back

                                                  Omg I've been to Eataly. And I was also into everything and wanted everything omggg

                                                  • Chocolate Potato
                                                    Chocolate Potato  3 days back

                                                    Omg we were in the same in at the same time. I'm. Shaking

                                                    • Camille Rochon
                                                      Camille Rochon  3 days back

                                                      15:07 bReaKiNg DawN

                                                      • Rachel Thome
                                                        Rachel Thome  3 days back

                                                        Can you have a giant suit moment at the next event you go to? :P

                                                        • Tiffany Comacho
                                                          Tiffany Comacho  3 days back

                                                          Why do u only film at 2:00Am??!!

                                                          • Ashley Dao
                                                            Ashley Dao  4 days back

                                                            most of the vocabulary i use is from joana

                                                            • cuyler kolethe
                                                              cuyler kolethe  4 days back

                                                              joana i live in ontario as well and i live in one of the most chinese cities ever and i recently went to chicago and i got scared about how many white people there were.

                                                              • Mart e3
                                                                Mart e3  4 days back

                                                                I’m so curious as to what recipe you used for your breakfast wrap? Also, you’re absolutely hilarious. I showed my Kokum’s your hair dying vids while dying their hair and it was fantastic. The giggles from these girls were priceless. Thanks for uploading!

                                                                • Zapp Zeta
                                                                  Zapp Zeta  3 days back

                                                                  I think it's an avocado tortilla

                                                              • •Wendsi
                                                                •Wendsi  4 days back

                                                                8:50 i dont really wanna do the work today i dont really wanna do the work today i dont wanna do the work i dont wanna do the work today, *huh whats this*

                                                                • Smol. _ .Baguette
                                                                  Smol. _ .Baguette  4 days back

                                                                  The fact that she purposely didn’t go to the broadway show...😪

                                                                  • derpydino-saur
                                                                    derpydino-saur  4 days back

                                                                    I’m sorry, I need to.....
                                                                    *THEATER KIDS ARE TRIGGERED*

                                                                    • Rose 137
                                                                      Rose 137  5 days back

                                                                      Don’t you just hate it when you wake up in New York? 🙄

                                                                      • Destiny Salazar
                                                                        Destiny Salazar  5 days back

                                                                        Luv how she says she woke up at 8:45 then shows the time on her phone and it says 8:54
                                                                        Time 15:40

                                                                        • Lo
                                                                          Lo  5 days back

                                                                          its your own fault for going to disneyland and not DISNEY WORLD. noob.

                                                                          • Summer Colledge
                                                                            Summer Colledge  5 days back

                                                                            and i oop-

                                                                            • boom
                                                                              boom  5 days back

                                                                              hey you Ricky

                                                                              • Dale Has Internet
                                                                                Dale Has Internet  5 days back

                                                                                WHATS IN THE AVOCADO TOAST

                                                                                • Claustrophobic Teletubby

                                                                                  That music in the background is familiar..... 🤔🤔🤔🤔
                                                                                  Almost like the croatian national anthem? (idk, maybe I'm just crazy)

                                                                                  • Nuria Moosbrugger
                                                                                    Nuria Moosbrugger  5 days back

                                                                                    Where did you get that backpack from? Love it!!!! Does somebody know???

                                                                                    • iicxpackesii
                                                                                      iicxpackesii  6 days back

                                                                                      *i booked a flight at 4am*

                                                                                      • Ingrid Cabrera
                                                                                        Ingrid Cabrera  6 days back

                                                                                        All I can think is damn, y'all have monneeeeyyyy. They left their car in the airport parking lot first off, which is expensiiivvvveeee, they stayed in the Hamptons in the middle of the city, and when they eat they all get a dish for themselves easily at like $15+ each, plus expensive "snacks", went shopping, another fancy restaurant, bought like 5 records da fuq those are like $30 each, and buys the exact SAME dress she already had in a smaller size. All without a second thought! Yeah...I'm broke. Can't relate. My trips consist of free sightseeing, eating cheap foods, and buying one souvenir to take home. Oh and probably staying at an Airbnb lol

                                                                                        • Evelina Mikhaylova
                                                                                          Evelina Mikhaylova  6 days back


                                                                                          • Alasdair Song
                                                                                            Alasdair Song  6 days back

                                                                                            Joana eats a third of the worlds avocados, no doubt

                                                                                            • Robert Jacobs
                                                                                              Robert Jacobs  6 days back

                                                                                              I like how people are trying to “PROTECT” you from Gene.. but you clearly pinned and liked the comment. Lmao