I DIY'd my own Christmas tree

  • Published: 18 December 2018
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little nut? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing but another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the InTErNet? Think again, mother trucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands alone. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable buttocks off the face of this godforsaken continent, you little stinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudging tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you are paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking dead, kiddo.

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    Shoutout of the week: Today, I would like to say thanks to the first person who sent me a P.O. box gift. Her name is @jmvople123 on instagram and she sent me some lovely iPhone lenses. I particularly love the fisheye one because it fulfills my squid fantasies. Anyways, I just thought it was very sweet and I felt very flattered. Once again, thank you Jackie!

    Love you all,

    John Crasinski
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Comments • 14 389

  • Devyn MUA
    Devyn MUA  9 months back

    You look like they let a severely mentally ill nun loose in michaels

    BTNLOCO  12 hours back

    Is this a cult I can join

    • scott montgomery
      scott montgomery  3 days back

      1:27 when the actual filming video starts

      • ging3rdragon
        ging3rdragon  4 days back

        Glitter 🥰

        • life on the weekend
          life on the weekend  1 weeks back

          This is uploaded on my birthday!🤣

          • Max551015
            Max551015  1 weeks back

            I really wish my parents were as nice as yours tbh

            • Comfy_ Jake
              Comfy_ Jake  1 weeks back

              Omg I want one were can I buy one? >:3 😂

              • Parinoor Kaur
                Parinoor Kaur  2 weeks back

                Joanna : i have EczEmA

                also Joanna : applies unholy amount of things on her face that aren't supposed to go on her face.
                um, eXcUsE yOu?

                • sitara anwer
                  sitara anwer  4 weeks back

                  You are the best YouTubed I have ever seen!!!❤️❤️

                  • sitara anwer
                    sitara anwer  4 weeks back

                    At 8:33 when she’s like this is nowhere near enough sparkle i was like oh god she’s gonna put glitter on her face aswell😂😂

                    • Eric Kasule
                      Eric Kasule  4 weeks back

                      Joana why didn’t u but a elastic band and put it around ur skirt waist line and but the waistline over the elastic band so then it could become snug like a bug

                      • SozeXD Xx
                        SozeXD Xx  4 weeks back

                        Ur thumbnail looks like ariana Ariana Grande

                        • Evita Elbayeh
                          Evita Elbayeh  1 months back

                          She looks like a nun and shrek had a baby and it mentally unstable but loves Christmas and Jesus and she became a Chrysler tree

                          • Melanie
                            Melanie  1 months back

                            *20 years later*
                            Joana's kid: **finds this video**
                            Also Joana's kid: _MoM! i HaVe SoMe QuEsTiOnS!_

                            • I have Problems
                              I have Problems  1 months back

                              Think about it with her bleached hair now....

                              • Lo's Music
                                Lo's Music  1 months back

                                jenna marbles is burning from the power of 9000 suns

                                • Jessie Juleen
                                  Jessie Juleen  1 months back

                                  You'r wird

                                  • アボットエリオット

                                    3:00 thats what she saaaiidd

                                    • Jim
                                      Jim  1 months back

                                      Legit if Miranda and Emma had a baby....no joke
                                      Love it thoooo

                                      • StriderStevie
                                        StriderStevie  1 months back

                                        At 9:03 me walking into a Christmas party and im the only person there that wore a costume

                                        • andrea From Bologna, Italy

                                          ...but, mostly, you should wash your booties after you poop.

                                          • Amina Bobina
                                            Amina Bobina  1 months back

                                            I recently got surgery and it hurts a LOT to laugh *KEEPS WATCHING***

                                            • Jalises Life
                                              Jalises Life  1 months back

                                              I’m such a big fan

                                              • Jalises Life
                                                Jalises Life  1 months back

                                                So many bad things happened on my I movie I stared mine master

                                                • Bryana Johnson
                                                  Bryana Johnson  1 months back

                                                  I HAVE THAT SAME VACCUUM AHAHAHAHAHHA

                                                  • Al-Husayn Miguel
                                                    Al-Husayn Miguel  1 months back

                                                    Oh look! A nun with gun!

                                                    • Kristin Liveoak
                                                      Kristin Liveoak  1 months back

                                                      The baby sun from Teletubbies: 9:04

                                                      • rxses iikxt
                                                        rxses iikxt  1 months back

                                                        when you can't get a Christmas tree

                                                        so you become one

                                                        • KrazytheKat
                                                          KrazytheKat  1 months back

                                                          You look like Electro from the Spiderman animated show

                                                          • Tamia
                                                            Tamia  1 months back

                                                            1:27 just press

                                                            • Rachel Barold
                                                              Rachel Barold  1 months back

                                                              Holly heck let’s get festive for Jesus’ date of birth! Also Joanna next year can u do a hannakah bush?

                                                              • Leah Stewart
                                                                Leah Stewart  1 months back


                                                                • SAS DL
                                                                  SAS DL  1 months back

                                                                  Joana: *starts dancing with scissors pointing at her*
                                                                  Me: Who gave this underaged child a pair of scissors?

                                                                  • Cezara Negru
                                                                    Cezara Negru  1 months back



                                                                    • Dan M
                                                                      Dan M  1 months back

                                                                      Music: *’All I want For Christmas’ tune comes on*
                                                                      Me: about to start singing when the beat drops
                                                                      Music: HiT oR MisS

                                                                      • Arianna Carulli
                                                                        Arianna Carulli  1 months back

                                                                        Is Joana young 30 years old Jenna Marbles???

                                                                        • Emmzey's Art
                                                                          Emmzey's Art  1 months back

                                                                          You inspire me❤.

                                                                          And that's why my mom hates me❤🥑👌🎄

                                                                          • beth hooson
                                                                            beth hooson  1 months back

                                                                            You are exactly the only person I watch during a powercut

                                                                            • Khaleeq Stephens
                                                                              Khaleeq Stephens  1 months back


                                                                              • Icy Spice
                                                                                Icy Spice  1 months back

                                                                                I am so delighted, over the top happy i have stun upon your channel! You gave me motivation to eat healthier, start exercising and PERSUE MY DREAMS!
                                                                                You rock

                                                                                • The Smiling Titan Sama
                                                                                  The Smiling Titan Sama  1 months back

                                                                                  Shinzo Sasageyo!!
                                                                                  That's a cloak from Attack in Titan!

                                                                                  • Yeetus_The_ Feetus -_-
                                                                                    Yeetus_The_ Feetus -_-  1 months back

                                                                                    9:07 how every elementary school play turns out...

                                                                                    • Caileanu Family
                                                                                      Caileanu Family  1 months back

                                                                                      It is the year 2030 and Joana's kids find her secret YouTube account...
                                                                                      Joana's kids- " I am so proud of you mom"

                                                                                      Literaly I have never seen a better Christmas tree than that!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                      Your the funniest YouTuber ever Joana 😊💗

                                                                                      • Nortekman
                                                                                        Nortekman  1 months back

                                                                                        Jesus does not celebrate Christmas cause he’s a Jew.

                                                                                        • Sadie G.
                                                                                          Sadie G.  2 months back

                                                                                          I was a Christmas tree for Halloween one year


                                                                                          • The Unknown
                                                                                            The Unknown  2 months back

                                                                                            5:20 When you think that you're rising in your school and then your grades suddenly drop

                                                                                            • Fuk Yu
                                                                                              Fuk Yu  2 months back

                                                                                              I love how her parents had to film her fighting another Christmas tree

                                                                                              • Fuk Yu
                                                                                                Fuk Yu  2 months back

                                                                                                You should make your own fashion line