Doin' It Donkey Style: Awkward Moments For Dem Candidates

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  • Published: 10 October 2019
  • Stephen checks in on some of the 19 Democrats running for the highest office in the land. #Colbert #LSSC #Monologue

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Comments • 557

  • Beth E
    Beth E  7 hours back

    Kamala Harris has that on the verge of crying voice. Please make it stop. 😫

    • remcat
      remcat  10 hours back

      Johnny Unitas

      • Angry Kittens
        Angry Kittens  12 hours back

        Biden: Watch some WNBA for me please so I can tweet about wamanz playing sports
        Intern: But I don't watch WNBA!
        Biden: Neither does anyone else.

        • Smashing Pots
          Smashing Pots  1 days back

          Were doomed

          • Kit Coffey
            Kit Coffey  1 days back

            Literally everyone except Sanders, Warren, Yang can go. Like Harris but she should run for governor or get her own TV show.

            • Blake B.
              Blake B.  2 days back

              “Coworker who will get her revenge for not being invited to eat lunch outside” 😂😂😂😂 I wish kamala would just drop out and try to become AG when sanders wins the presidency

              • ForeverMe543
                ForeverMe543  2 days back

                F Kamala Harris and Joe Biden

                But Corey booker, sweetie, just drop out.

                • Bryan Wallace
                  Bryan Wallace  2 days back

                  She probably won't win but Kamala is hot !

                  • tiny99990
                    tiny99990  2 days back

                    ouch that Kamala Harris bit was as bad as Jeb Bush asking the audience to "please clap" yikes...

                    • Frank Gary
                      Frank Gary  3 days back

                      You should change the title of Trump monologue to DOING IT PEACHY. Background of banner should be orange though.

                      • Robertw
                        Robertw  3 days back

                        All those out of top 5 should drop out to make sure trump is removed next year

                        • Trump's Neck Vagina
                          Trump's Neck Vagina  3 days back

                          Bidens people have been good at keeping him off camera but they need to limit his internet access. They just need to hide that he has lost his marbles for one more year.😬🤞

                          • shortylickens69
                            shortylickens69  3 days back

                            I like Tulsi Gabbard. Dont laugh. I've tallied up all the candidates and she has the highest ratio of good stuff to bad stuff. But she doesnt resonate with the average voter. Female. On her second marriage (looks bad when women do it), doesnt lie, doesnt rant, doesnt blame scapegoats, a bit young, and threatened to boycott the debates which just makes her look worse, not better.
                            Oh well, life goes on.

                            • Christopher Stewart
                              Christopher Stewart  3 days back

                              He-haw, Paper straws ...

                              • Jeremy Gregorio
                                Jeremy Gregorio  3 days back

                                So a right wing troll tried to get a fake sex scandal going with Harris. He hired an actor to say they had an affair. The actor wasn't on it. He'd never heard of Kamala Harris.

                                What does that say about her campaign's chances?

                                • Jeremy Gregorio
                                  Jeremy Gregorio  3 days back

                                  Drop out now Biden.


                                  It's Bernie, Warren or Trump. Pick one.

                                  • Ann Nee
                                    Ann Nee  4 days back

                                    Why is Amy Klobuchars voice constantly breaking?

                                    • John Weir
                                      John Weir  4 days back

                                      #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern

                                      • OldieBones
                                        OldieBones  4 days back

                                        We don't need another candidate starting mired in scandal from day 1. Biden has been too long a Washington insider, and he's too old and out of touch to get excited about. He won't electrify the base, and he won't get independents to go to the polls. It's time to focus on a candidate Democrats can actually look up to! One who didn't spend 8 recent years as a running gag on late night television.

                                        • M Allen
                                          M Allen  5 days back

                                          Kamala Harris is terrible and i'll never forget when Tulsi Gabbard ripped her ass apart in that debate exposing her as a hypocrite

                                          • Elliemae Clampett
                                            Elliemae Clampett  5 days back

                                            kamala seems like a alcoholic or on something. or so it seems to me. that chip on her shoulder thug chick attitude doesn't work either.

                                            • Karen VanDerburgh
                                              Karen VanDerburgh  5 days back

                                              trump is a puppet and putin is pulling his strings.

                                              • Jacob Parks
                                                Jacob Parks  5 days back

                                                Yang Gang

                                                • jerk fudgewater
                                                  jerk fudgewater  5 days back

                                                  Republican Joe Biden is clearly just reading off a script

                                                  Never forget that he is 1 of 2 Democrats that crossed the aisle to vote with the republicans to enslave the populous with inescapable college debts. A truly evil act that immediately caused bankruptcies in this country to increase by 300%, reduced car sales by 15%, reduced young people buying homes by 75% you know shit that’s obviously good

                                                  • Federico Martinelli
                                                    Federico Martinelli  5 days back

                                                    Khamala Is drunk or what?

                                                    • keepdancingmaria
                                                      keepdancingmaria  5 days back

                                                      I'm not a Harris supporter (although I'll vote for her if she wins the nomination) but I don't find anything awkward about how she handled the heckler. She's always been good with the feisty comebacks and that's all that was. Now, unless something happened after that moment that Stephen didn't show us, it was the heckler who was being awkward.

                                                      • keepdancingmaria
                                                        keepdancingmaria  5 days back

                                                        I pay no attention to sports, like at all. So I don't understand what was awkward about Status Quo Joe's tweet about the Superbowl and Johny Unitas. Could some kind person who is more culturally literate than I, give me an explanation? What was wrong with that tweet? Was it as out of date as his suggestion children listen to record players?

                                                        • poptart6662012
                                                          poptart6662012  5 days back

                                                          please clap.

                                                          • Lindalee Law
                                                            Lindalee Law  5 days back

                                                            No.on Harris.

                                                            • Lindalee Law
                                                              Lindalee Law  5 days back

                                                              Not one of those men, besides Bern, has presented a plan, while Warren has, with details .
                                                              Seems to me, details up front give me a better idea then promises.

                                                              • Mt Slr
                                                                Mt Slr  5 days back

                                                                Among all democratic candidates, only Andrew Yang makes sense. Bernie is increasingly becoming political / pundit sound bites talker, which I hate to say and hate to hearing. Bring me back the 2015 reasonable bernie.

                                                                • Warren Jackson
                                                                  Warren Jackson  5 days back

                                                                  Following a donkey all you get is crap.

                                                                  • xcw4934
                                                                    xcw4934  5 days back

                                                                    If Biden goes senile in office, no one would notice. Course, he'd still be better on his worst days than Trump on his best days. Meanwhile Bernie is great but with his heart attack, I'm not sure he'll last the distance. His pick of VP matters more than anyone else's me thinks. I have no qualms at all of Warren being President. Only issue will be she'd cause such a resurgence with the Right that the Republicans will take the House and Senate in 2022 midterms even if Dems win narrow majorities in both in 2020. Ironically, because Bernie really energises the people who feel left behind who tend to vote Republican, I think he'd have the best chance of keeping the House and Senate in 2022.

                                                                    • Toby Richards
                                                                      Toby Richards  5 days back

                                                                      Yea sure u can it's not always taped live vry really is it taped live

                                                                      • Toby Richards
                                                                        Toby Richards  5 days back

                                                                        Its bloody fake man there's no1 even there thy put all the claps and laughing aftr its taped unless its live

                                                                        • Rj Montoya
                                                                          Rj Montoya  5 days back

                                                                          She was playing in the game but she was injured actually

                                                                          • Alexander Campbell
                                                                            Alexander Campbell  5 days back

                                                                            Kamala Harris AND "Woman Who Gains & Loses Weight With The Moon Cycle"

                                                                          • Alexander Campbell
                                                                            Alexander Campbell  5 days back

                                                                            Cory Booker AND "I Literally Feel Your Pain"

                                                                            • Alexander Campbell
                                                                              Alexander Campbell  5 days back

                                                                              Joe Biden AND "This Trump
                                                                              Impeachment By The Dems Could Ironically Take Me Down With My Campaign"

                                                                              • Joshua Jay
                                                                                Joshua Jay  5 days back

                                                                                That Corey Booker koan joke was pretty fucking great, but I'm not sure a lot of the audience got it.

                                                                                • keco185
                                                                                  keco185  5 days back

                                                                                  I think the fact that Yang passed Harris in her own state in the polls is more embarrassing than “correcting” someone at a rally

                                                                                • Emily Trace
                                                                                  Emily Trace  5 days back

                                                                                  Dunno, that was a smooth recovery from Kamala. Awkward for the audience member who didn't seem to be listening.

                                                                                  • N Spade
                                                                                    N Spade  2 days back

                                                                                    @Chrysaura It was the equivalent of "nuh-uh," which is possibly the most recognizable awful comeback known to man.

                                                                                  • Chrysaura
                                                                                    Chrysaura  2 days back

                                                                                    @N Spade You have a maladjusted sense of what "bumpy" means then.

                                                                                  • N Spade
                                                                                    N Spade  3 days back

                                                                                    Say what you want about her as a person, as a candidate, that recovery could not have been bumpier if she tried.

                                                                                • Steven Miller
                                                                                  Steven Miller  5 days back

                                                                                  I feel bad for the writer who comes up with what the donkey says during the intro graphic. No one has ever heard that shit.

                                                                                  • Manored
                                                                                    Manored  5 days back

                                                                                    American primaries look like some weird ritual. Its hard to believe anyone will win when they already arrive at the election having been ripped to pieces by their own party.

                                                                                    • Slutty McTits
                                                                                      Slutty McTits  4 days back

                                                                                      That's the fly in the ointment. Sure, in theory it's nice to have extended time to vet the candidates to find the best one for the country, but in practice, these increasingly long, obscenely competitive, and grotesquely vitriolic primary seasons are doing more damage than good.

                                                                                  • Raymund Lacson
                                                                                    Raymund Lacson  5 days back

                                                                                    His Dem jokes are much funnier than his Trump jokes. Maybe he should just stick with that.

                                                                                    • vittya Nurmimäki
                                                                                      vittya Nurmimäki  3 days back

                                                                                      Trump is a joke himself. Comedians can't ignore that...why isn't there any republicans comedians? Because they don't make jokes they are the jokes

                                                                                  • Ms. Kuchisaké
                                                                                    Ms. Kuchisaké  6 days back

                                                                                    Don't let Stephen's corporate bias distract you from the fact that Elizabeth Warren has passed Biden in the Naional Polls, and Bernie is expected to pass them both.

                                                                                    • xuyahfish
                                                                                      xuyahfish  6 days back

                                                                                      Why does Colbert always pretend to confirm statements offstage? I'm supposed to assume he doesn't know his facts forwards & back before the show starts? Or that the prompter somehow has different info than the writer?

                                                                                      • xuyahfish
                                                                                        xuyahfish  2 days back

                                                                                        @Andriana Ferguson He does it a lot tho & always to his right - watch for it. I just couldn't help noticing & thinking that habit a bit odd.

                                                                                      • Andriana Ferguson
                                                                                        Andriana Ferguson  2 days back

                                                                                        He's a comedian. Hes probably bantering with the audience.

                                                                                    • a b
                                                                                      a b  6 days back

                                                                                      Kamala is crazy. She reminds me of my college girlfriend who wanted to watch Hentai with me

                                                                                      • Tracymmo
                                                                                        Tracymmo  5 days back

                                                                                        I'm a woman, and that doesn't sound crazy. Loosen up.

                                                                                      • hawkeye5955
                                                                                        hawkeye5955  6 days back

                                                                                        Some guys might like a girl who watches hentai. 😂