President Trump Had A Bad (Or Sick) Weekend At Mar-a-Lago

  • Published: 07 March 2017
  • Stephen chronicles Trump's weekend tweet-a-thon, tempts the President with a shiny travel ban and shares the latest episode of 'Real News Tonight.'

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  • Juanita Ochoa
    Juanita Ochoa  4 days back

    We know trumps secret: his jock strap.

    • Alexander Burawa
      Alexander Burawa  5 days back

      Great monologue. Keep them coming.

      • Alcagaur1
        Alcagaur1  1 weeks back

        Oh, for the innocent days when we believed this was the worst thing The Don of Syphilis could come out with.

        • TVC15
          TVC15  1 weeks back

          That Tweet @ 6:35 AM was likely pee-pee-town #5 for the night & now, poo funky 🕵️‍♂️💩!

          • Cancun American
            Cancun American  1 weeks back

            *2yrs. Later...* Still funny! 😂
            Donald & The Crime Family just stealing Tax Payers 💰 daily and sending MORE people to Jail associated with HIS administration. Why are soooo MANY of Donald's "Best People" keep getting arrested?

            • Daniel Hernandez
              Daniel Hernandez  1 weeks back

              Why dont Mr.Stephen Colbert,run for President?,I would vote for him

              • Daniel Hernandez
                Daniel Hernandez  1 weeks back

                "Hitlerism"!....Is what he respresents

                • proud2bpagan
                  proud2bpagan  3 weeks back

        ,out of his a-s-s it is?

                  • Kabir Singh
                    Kabir Singh  3 weeks back

                    Watching in 2019 .. Colbert's Trump voice has gotten much better

                    • Richard Dastrup
                      Richard Dastrup  3 weeks back

                      Thank you Mr. President Sir you have turned late night comedy into a real fake news cheerleader squad. Stephen Colbert and Rachel mad cow a match made in heaven clueless to real news and real investigation stories. Stephen Colbert has no talent. Has no comedy lines. No special guest. So he turns to fake news for his platform. Its getting old.

                      • Samuel Rosander
                        Samuel Rosander  3 weeks back

                        If Trump, his cult, and the GOP can effectively wear reality-cancelling headphones AND glasses, then why can't we at least have Trump-cancelling headphones?

                        • Ramius
                          Ramius  1 months back

                          Soooooooo very goooood. LOL

                          • leftinthirdgrade
                            leftinthirdgrade  2 months back

                            I remember this, it was only 500 scandals ago, and counting.

                            • Timothy Davis
                              Timothy Davis  2 months back

                              Sacred election process?!?!?! He does need a Xanex, in fact he needs about 50 or 60 and wash them down with a 5th of scotch

                              • Darrell May
                                Darrell May  2 months back

                                Trump's secret organization called : A.S.S. only works to shit. on others!,,,

                                • A. Lerner
                                  A. Lerner  4 months back

                                  McCarthyism... this guys lawyer and long time friend and mentor was Roy Cohen, the original proponent of the McCarthy " commie witch hunts". cheeky bastaaard
                                  he was "taught" by Cohen (an abhorrent individual) to always lie, attack back and deny everything.
                                  why oh why didn't america look at who was applying for the job of supreme leader ?
                                  now you cant get rid of him... so true, so true.... great job america...tremendous

                                  • B K
                                    B K  6 months back

                                    No wonder Trump does not want us to see is grades. We would see that he failed English class over and over. Someone buy him a dictionary, so he can spell words correctly.

                                    • Niladri Das
                                      Niladri Das  6 months back

                                      Trump needs weed . I believe his mental disorder can be treated with weed and if that doesn't work electro convulsion therapy

                                      • Toi Dean
                                        Toi Dean  6 months back

                                        Fake news had me cracking up 😂😂😂

                                        • Tom Underwood
                                          Tom Underwood  6 months back

                                          Wow that skit was scary it looked just like Fox News 🤣

                                          • Tom Underwood
                                            Tom Underwood  6 months back

                                            He doesn't do Jack shit but tweet or watch Fox & golf he criticized Obama for golfing then spends 100 million dollars golfing but he doesn't take a salary that's the least you can so when we spent over 200 million dollars on Secret Service details to his silver spoon family then they charge the Government for secret service staying at Mar a shithole this is just 1 more scam by Trump he went through 4yrs of funding for the secret service in 8 months what a shit show for an administration

                                            • Joseph Thompson
                                              Joseph Thompson  6 months back

                                              This hasnt aged well has it?

                                              • dreessaschaa
                                                dreessaschaa  7 months back


                                                • lions3
                                                  lions3  7 months back

                                                  Mark Levin says hi, and "get off the tv you jerk"!

                                                  • Frederick Martinez
                                                    Frederick Martinez  8 months back

                                                    I want to kill Stephen Colbert

                                                    • Jim Green
                                                      Jim Green  11 months back

                                                      tRUMP, you Poor deluded ...I would say soul, but I'm positive that YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE!

                                                      • Frederico Ferreira
                                                        Frederico Ferreira  11 months back

                                                        Solid monologue :)

                                                        • Hazukichan X
                                                          Hazukichan X  12 months back

                                                          Even in the darkest of times and in the face of the most obvious and harmful lies from the POS, Stephen's ass pull gesture & sound effect combo always makes me smile. :)

                                                          • Bernice Panders
                                                            Bernice Panders  1 years back

                                                            Watching this after getting high, I began considering the origins & history of CORK. Although I've never read, heard, or learned about wine corks or cork in general, I was able to contemplate... Wine corks are a technical marvel, that not only safely keep wine from leaking out, but also form a perfectly even pressure that keeps wine fresh & allows only enough wine to seep into the cork to tighten it in the opening, keeping the cork from getting completely soaked with wine. Was cork first invented for preserving wine, or for plugging small holes in other things of that time, like boats??
                                                            The things you can learn by getting stoned... 👌😎

                                                            • Portentous Lad
                                                              Portentous Lad  1 years back

                                                              WOOHOOO GO HANK! :D

                                                              • David Thorn
                                                                David Thorn  1 years back

                                                                "Branax" lol

                                                                • Lisa Lisa
                                                                  Lisa Lisa  1 years back

                                                                  On a day as horrific as this where there's been yet another high school shooting I just find some degree of relief and comfort in the humor Stephen Colbert provides...
                                                                  "The sentient testicle..."
                                                                  I'm lovin the relief of a little bit of humor during such a very sad time

                                                                  • Henry Levenson
                                                                    Henry Levenson  1 years back

                                                                    Is it just me or is his suit darker than normal.

                                                                    • Blue In red
                                                                      Blue In red  2 years back

                                                                      Trumpfuck and Mar a logo—the FLORIDA KREMLIN!!!

                                                                      • Mr. X
                                                                        Mr. X  2 years back


                                                                        • eblasphamy1
                                                                          eblasphamy1  2 years back

                                                                          WELL WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW,THAT IT'S TRUE AND YOU ARE NOW A PROVEN LIAR BFF OF DEVIANTS

                                                                          • Tony rusk
                                                                            Tony rusk  2 years back

                                                                            Review finished..... look for the comment!

                                                                            • Tony rusk
                                                                              Tony rusk  2 years back

                                                                              We now have more evidence of Obama admin corruption. Then they did to request a fisa warrant.

                                                                              • MR BOSTON THE LAST AMERICAN SPARTAN

                                                                                Proven to be b******* as we're seeing now in the house intelligence committee you're so full of s*** you're just a mouthpiece of the CIA

                                                                                • Francesca huawei
                                                                                  Francesca huawei  2 years back

                                                                                  who is the actress playing Jill news lady ? She's the voice of some of the parody videos on John Oliver's show

                                                                                  • eXplorer
                                                                                    eXplorer  2 years back

                                                                                    Fantastic vid! I like contemplating earth, discover and calm down...

                                                                                    • Tet Yoon Lee
                                                                                      Tet Yoon Lee  2 years back

                                                                                      Was Real News Tonight Trump's inspiration for Real News Update? Either way, it's rather scary that Trump's Real News Update is not actually that far off from the spoof by Colbert from before it even if you don't live in the US .....

                                                                                      • ZM / EXO
                                                                                        ZM / EXO  2 years back

                                                                                        I feel really bad for the people forced to work wif him. Gotta deal wif bs n cleans up his A.S.S.

                                                                                        • Zade K
                                                                                          Zade K  2 years back

                                                                                          Colbert is brilliant

                                                                                          • Nathan Benoit
                                                                                            Nathan Benoit  2 years back

                                                                                            News just came out on CNN that the wiretapping was happening... knew it wasn't fake.

                                                                                            • Koi V.
                                                                                              Koi V.  2 years back

                                                                                              Theyre talkin about there was zero evidence that they were wiretapping him yet also there was zero evidence of him "colluding" with russia and they were pushing so hard that he was

                                                                                              • Bruce David
                                                                                                Bruce David  2 years back

                                                                                                Ladies and gentlemen we`ve found our next Jane Fonda!

                                                                                                • T B
                                                                                                  T B  2 years back

                                                                                                  ADOLF TRUMP is a Dictator

                                                                                                  • kathy kelly
                                                                                                    kathy kelly  2 years back

                                                                                                    who is trying to do a bipartisan deal that will replace an Obama executive order, very dictatorial.