Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

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  • Published: 11 July 2018
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    I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:

    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.

    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.

    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.

    Or use one of these which is where I started:

    yellowblissroad.com/lemon-blueberry-scones/

    marthastewart.com/317388/blueberry-scones
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   1 years back

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

    • Drawing with Kiwi
      Drawing with Kiwi  1 months back

      Lightning Bolt YouTube you’re :)

    • Maya Anastasio
      Maya Anastasio  2 months back

      I just realized I have the same plates as you also you are very funny and I love your channel but more importantly I have the same white square plates as you

    • The Creeper King
      The Creeper King  3 months back

      You Suck At Cooking why did I read this beyond sarcastic and in a tired manner

    • Ying the Eevee
      Ying the Eevee  3 months back

      hunting wild boar....YSAC is a hunter confirmed???

    • Ofelia Itehua
      Ofelia Itehua  3 months back

      What kind of cream

  • Twinkie Cat.
    Twinkie Cat.  1 days back

    Im from Ireland and I can tell you, baking stuff is illegal here. Even baked potatoes.

    • Murray's Music
      Murray's Music  2 days back

      As an Irish man I can confirm that is fact

      • Juiced
        Juiced  3 days back

        *kind of british scone is that*

        • Alex Moss
          Alex Moss  4 days back

          Who told you they were Scottish?

          • Sarcastic Pain
            Sarcastic Pain  5 days back

            It is true that scones are the official Scottish currency

            • caribemama
              caribemama  5 days back

              You’re fucking hilarious!!!!!

              • A Regular Brit
                A Regular Brit  1 weeks back

                its pronounced "scone" you fuckhead

                • Sarah Elizabeth Eaton
                  Sarah Elizabeth Eaton  1 weeks back

                  If you want to know why the butter check out good eats tv show. In the pie episode I think.

                  • Fortuna
                    Fortuna  1 weeks back

                    Wow, I learned a lot of indisputable facts about Funny Word Island from this movie. Thanks, director!

                    • BootyMunchers
                      BootyMunchers  2 weeks back

                      1:30 As a Canadian I can confirm

                      • Clogged toilet
                        Clogged toilet  3 weeks back

                        Nobody's gonna talk about 3:35 ? I chuckled so hard

                        • keat36
                          keat36  3 weeks back

                          Just made these, thanks for the recipe. Also used pumpkin instead of cream in one batch and it's pretty good but not as crumbly

                          • Animating Alex
                            Animating Alex  3 weeks back

                            So a Doubloon back in the day was $16. Today 1 is worth $400. So a scone is either worth $64 or $1600.

                            • JRR31984
                              JRR31984  4 weeks back

                              You don't want the butter warm and melted, because in the cooking process-- it will allow the butter to crisp thee everything around it, almost like frying (ie the dough/ scone, etc). Giving it a salty buttery crispy taste. ENJOY!

                              • The Chef Boo (Andrew)
                                The Chef Boo (Andrew)  4 weeks back

                                The knife joke actually works really well. It works better than a real strategy.

                                • Winglehiemer ,
                                  Winglehiemer ,  4 weeks back

                                  It's pronounced Scone

                                  • Raphael Michael Giuroiu

                                    Je t’aime

                                    • Ashe Grove
                                      Ashe Grove  1 months back

                                      I love seeing the progression of how much better these recipes have been getting.

                                      • Sebastian H-Man187
                                        Sebastian H-Man187  1 months back

                                        You cuck on sooking, yeah you sotally tuck.

                                        • I live in my parent's basement

                                          The Bob Ross of cooking

                                          • Copperhead Chris
                                            Copperhead Chris  1 months back

                                            I saw this video a few years ago. Earlier today, i saw the word scone in RT game's latest video and my brain lit up like a sleeper agent. I immediately ran to 2 stores and the scones are in the oven now

                                            • Copperhead Chris
                                              Copperhead Chris  1 months back

                                              @You Suck At Cooking theyre great btw. I forgot the salt so I sprinkled some margarita salt on top and it turned out pretty well. good job!

                                            • You Suck At Cooking
                                              You Suck At Cooking   1 months back

                                              All according to plan...

                                          • Murkyjerky 17
                                            Murkyjerky 17  1 months back

                                            Your videos always makes my day

                                            • Charles McCabe
                                              Charles McCabe  1 months back

                                              You're like a mean Tina Belcher cooking show.

                                              • Sarah Davies
                                                Sarah Davies  1 months back

                                                scottish person here, the “scown” is the pronunciation of the place, and “scon” is the food
                                                end of argument, single handily ended the debate
                                                ur welcome

                                              • nonniangel
                                                nonniangel  1 months back

                                                17 shekels for a SINGLE SCONE? Man.

                                                • DrWhoWhatWhenWhy 1
                                                  DrWhoWhatWhenWhy 1  1 months back

                                                  Once my family and some family friends went up to Scotland for a holiday. One day scones were ordered. I have done my very best to stay out of the scone war (or alternatively, irritate everyone by calling them sconones, or sconones, so I simply watched as the families deteriorated into fighting, including getting the waitress involved.
                                                  They were good scones.
                                                  Also, there is also a war over which goes on top, the jam or cream. With this I have made a decision but will not admit it for fear of assassination in the night.
                                                  Tis a war that has claimed many casualties.

                                                  • Joey L.
                                                    Joey L.  2 months back

                                                    if you want crumbly American style scones, do you just use 1/2 cup cream + eggs? Or would i be substituting the flour with cake flour? Thanks!

                                                    • kleinbottled79
                                                      kleinbottled79  2 months back

                                                      I made it with cream only and all purpose flour and thought the crumble level was perfect. Excellent recipe. I did dried currents instead of blueberries and result was great.

                                                  • أمينه أمينه
                                                    أمينه أمينه  2 months back

                                                    Too bad you talk too damn much so slow ughh

                                                    • Dave Christmas
                                                      Dave Christmas  2 months back

                                                      He sounds like the guy from anxiety war

                                                      • GameSeekr041 Contreras
                                                        GameSeekr041 Contreras  2 months back

                                                        I made scones last year.

                                                        I used a cheese grater for the butter.

                                                        • Robyninity
                                                          Robyninity  2 months back

                                                          OH THATS HOW YOU GET LEMON ZEST FUCK

                                                          my whole life has been a lie

                                                          • LNXM
                                                            LNXM  2 months back

                                                            THe extra commentary is annoying. Just bake and talk less!

                                                            • David Turco
                                                              David Turco  2 months back

                                                              I hope people realize that (a) your jokes about Scotland and Ireland are actually true and (b) you're Candaian.

                                                              • Mama Bouth
                                                                Mama Bouth  2 months back

                                                                Anyone else imagining Tina Belcher teaching you how to cook/bake?

                                                                • reading this just wasted time youll never get back

                                                                  ice cream scone
                                                                  sconut
                                                                  scagle
                                                                  scuffin
                                                                  croisscone


                                                                  i love it all

                                                                  • reading this just wasted time youll never get back

                                                                    its scOne not scaun

                                                                    • ShaedFangGames
                                                                      ShaedFangGames  2 months back

                                                                      *MmMMMmm, Scoooones...*

                                                                      • Fergus Geoghegan
                                                                        Fergus Geoghegan  2 months back

                                                                        You've just waged war against Cornwall

                                                                        • Kate Drenning
                                                                          Kate Drenning  2 months back

                                                                          I think I love you. I just need some time to process it all.

                                                                        • Cindy Nunery
                                                                          Cindy Nunery  2 months back

                                                                          My lord you are hilarious. Can't wait to make these scones! Thanks for the laughter you brought me today.

                                                                          • fortydollarhaircut
                                                                            fortydollarhaircut  2 months back

                                                                            Love these videos. Thanks to this one I’m currently baking my third batch of scones. Seriously yummy.

                                                                            • Apocalyptic Astronomer
                                                                              Apocalyptic Astronomer  2 months back

                                                                              17 shekels for a single scone is really expensive. Must be a damn good scone then.

                                                                            • Eleanor Parrish
                                                                              Eleanor Parrish  2 months back

                                                                              Lmao as a baker I regularly make blueberry lemon scones so I really truely related to this one

                                                                              • That Guy
                                                                                That Guy  2 months back

                                                                                It is pronounced scone like cone until u eat it then it is scone like gone

                                                                                • Teddy Bear
                                                                                  Teddy Bear  2 months back

                                                                                  I am from England so no one start on me on how to pronounce this

                                                                                  • Zesty_Beelzebub
                                                                                    Zesty_Beelzebub  2 months back

                                                                                    I cut them on the parchment paper. *WORSHIP ME, MORTAL FOOLS*

                                                                                    • John Amidon
                                                                                      John Amidon  2 months back

                                                                                      It's scoone, laddie....as in schooner. I think..... ;)