r/Facepalm | WHERE'S THE "W"??


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  • ya yeet
    ya yeet  1 weeks back

    You can't have a hangover if you're drunk 24/7

  • Oliver Hugaas
    Oliver Hugaas  16 minutes back

    The *Greta Thunberg* one is true tho and the sailing boat had to fly three people over from Europe for the voyage back home. But it's ok I know she is the new Buddha so just crucifie me already.

    • Deelim ._.
      Deelim ._.  18 minutes back

      Handicapped flavour is the best flavour, sometimes it tastes like metal, sometimes it tastes like dirt and rubber, sometimes it tastes like brain,heart,flesh
      It just has so much variety

      • Fairies and Lillies
        Fairies and Lillies  50 minutes back

        It dose if it is trained

        • Florida man
          Florida man  1 hours back

          *when a hurricane comes EVER*
          Florida: Eh
          *when an inch of snow falls in Jacksonville in 1989*
          Florida: *confused Florida-man noises*

          • the iron king
            the iron king  3 hours back

            You lied to me about the w post

            • VegetaLover 100
              VegetaLover 100  4 hours back

              I never seen a human eat raw meat tho 🤔

              • Zach Icteronit
                Zach Icteronit  6 hours back

                3:28 is more like r/therewasanattempt

                • Bagel Dog
                  Bagel Dog  7 hours back

                  I held my pee in for the whole 6 hours at school then I really had to go when I was home

                  • Slayer 96 DA 2ND
                    Slayer 96 DA 2ND  7 hours back


                    • Gozokukolat
                      Gozokukolat  8 hours back

                      Fun fact, I was born on Labour day... so Yes, it literally means that for my mom.

                      • Joe Biden
                        Joe Biden  9 hours back

                        Bruh we need context on the officer

                        • Great Chilean
                          Great Chilean  9 hours back

                          7:02 have the video paused.
                          See kids, this is why sum people r disabled, not because of old age or broken bones just because they chose the wrong drink lol

                          • mavelol 123
                            mavelol 123  12 hours back

                            "W" why does this look like something furries use?

                            • King Derp12
                              King Derp12  14 hours back

                              5:16 *daylight savings time

                              • Bidmartinlo
                                Bidmartinlo  16 hours back

                                I actually started training my bladder after I got worms from going to the toilet at the school I went to. So now I can hold my bladder for around 7-8 hours _(from the moment I feel like I have to pee)_ and it won't even hurt, as long as I don't drink anymore water. I can probably hold my bladder for even longer, but I'd probably risk dying...

                                • Izzy Kindle
                                  Izzy Kindle  16 hours back

                                  Inscissors vs incisor

                                  • Cody Mcnerny
                                    Cody Mcnerny  17 hours back

                                    Imagine being an insect when that pool was cut, it would have been like Noah’s flood.

                                    • Nuno Oliveira
                                      Nuno Oliveira  20 hours back

                                      That person was hitting the oil gauge against the engine to get rid of excess oil to them check the level inside the engine, not very effective method I must say but I get her..

                                      • Jamie Johnson
                                        Jamie Johnson  20 hours back

                                        Spread the word.

                                        • spongeintheshoe
                                          spongeintheshoe  20 hours back

                                          You can argue that correlation does not equal causation until you're blue in the face, but the correlation is 1:1 across the board — for over ten years.

                                          • dino toons XD
                                            dino toons XD  20 hours back

                                            FEED ME BUTTER

                                            • The White knight
                                              The White knight  22 hours back

                                              Humans were made herbivores, but we later turned into carnivores, then into omnivores.

                                              We are not born herbivores.

                                              • Monster Cube JSAB
                                                Monster Cube JSAB  23 hours back

                                                QwQ lel

                                                • I'm not exciting
                                                  I'm not exciting  24 hours back

                                                  THOSE TEACHERS WANT ALL THOSE KIDS TO HAVE URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS

                                                  • ITry ToDoThings
                                                    ITry ToDoThings  24 hours back

                                                    6:05 Also, keeping urine inside your body for more than an hour causes infection. Like, these people are supposed to be teachers???

                                                    • The Mooshroom
                                                      The Mooshroom  1 days back

                                                      There is no god or religion, only science and control

                                                      • Prickly Cactus
                                                        Prickly Cactus  1 days back

                                                        9:20 amateurs. I'm at 752

                                                        • Timothy neitzel
                                                          Timothy neitzel  1 days back


                                                          • FBI
                                                            FBI  1 days back

                                                            Well having a guy [or at least me] wait a long time before i piss makes my right side of my stomach hurt like a mofo like as if someones cutting it open and doing surgery which is a bitch

                                                            • Rainier
                                                              Rainier  1 days back

                                                              999,993 views AAAAHHHH

                                                              • Dashiell Williams
                                                                Dashiell Williams  1 days back

                                                                I took the w mate

                                                                • Dashiell Williams
                                                                  Dashiell Williams  1 days back

                                                                  I took the w mate

                                                                  • Marge Simpson
                                                                    Marge Simpson  1 days back

                                                                    My orthodontist has pre-pasted toothbrushes... They actually work amazing...

                                                                    • djay4487 deved
                                                                      djay4487 deved  1 days back

                                                                      6:03 ok not my story but my ddads story, he went and tried to get into sevice in the military they made him drink like a quart of water and hold it til the class was over... i think it was 2 hours or something like that... that apparently hurts like hell and it apparently realy fucks your blader..... and now he cant drink water bc of that crap

                                                                      • Ezra F.
                                                                        Ezra F.  1 days back

                                                                        2:34 that coulda killed her, geez
                                                                        3:56 how lazy do you have to be to not put toothpaste on your brush? and of course all 144 of them are gonna end up in a landfill but who cares amirite?

                                                                        • ReeE- Girl
                                                                          ReeE- Girl  1 days back

                                                                          Nah that’s kathulu

                                                                          • Starlight_Feather
                                                                            Starlight_Feather  1 days back

                                                                            Any first grade teacher who thinks like that should lose their license. First of all, many studies had shown that holding it too long and too often as children can come back to bite them in adulthood, leading to bladder control problems, liver and kidney issues and UTIs. One would think that, as a teacher, you'd keep up to date on medical findings. Second, whenever a school note includes a 'what you can do to help' clause, it just sounds like the teachers shifting the blame and responsibility onto the parents. As if parents didn't do enough of your job helping with three hours of homework a night, you lazy bitches, this is why no one likes or trusts you.

                                                                            • TheRedWolfGamer
                                                                              TheRedWolfGamer  1 days back

                                                                              I actually got a notification that a text didn’t send that I had sent over a YEAR ago

                                                                              • Alejandroplayz
                                                                                Alejandroplayz  2 days back

                                                                                It’s not trippy, it’s just the w is in a different color, so it appears like that.A W would appear if for example there where holes, so a shadowy doesn’t appear, or if there was no hole in the others places except where the w would go, so basically changing the texture, made this longer so u guys get frustrated lollolol

                                                                                • MELT3D
                                                                                  MELT3D  2 days back

                                                                                  Omg that’s happened to me hundreds of thousands of times😂😂

                                                                                  • Mr Flip Flop
                                                                                    Mr Flip Flop  2 days back

                                                                                    How many times are you gonna get wooshed

                                                                                    • James Slick
                                                                                      James Slick  2 days back

                                                                                      I had a car whose starter gear would get stuck and stay meshed with the flywheel, The only way to disengage it was to crawl under and tap the starter motor a few times with the jack handle. Ahhh, 1970's tech.

                                                                                      • DeathnoteBB
                                                                                        DeathnoteBB  2 days back

                                                                                        7:55 I saw about that on ChubbyEmu!

                                                                                        • Chrissi Kirkland
                                                                                          Chrissi Kirkland  2 days back

                                                                                          The thing with Greta Thunberg though.
                                                                                          I'm German and I see this shit right in front of my eyes.
                                                                                          Like people who try to shame her and have the craziest conspirancies about her and her family.

                                                                                          I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks of those people as completly insane.

                                                                                          • Edgar Nello
                                                                                            Edgar Nello  2 days back

                                                                                            5:09 its those damn liberals stealing our daylight so that they have more night time to commit sins.

                                                                                            • Grima's My Dad
                                                                                              Grima's My Dad  2 days back

                                                                                              I was eating a yellow tree dick while watching this

                                                                                              • unkwown person
                                                                                                unkwown person  2 days back

                                                                                                the hide and seek ikea was start
                                                                                                ed in scotland