The History of John Cena

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  • Published: 22 January 2019
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    HI

    Lightning McQueen, star of the 2006 blockbuster film “Cars”, is a statutory r*pist. In the film, Lightning meets and falls in love with a car named Sally Carrera, a Porsche 911. This makes Sally only 4 years old during the film (which takes place in 2006). Lightning, on the other hand, is a stock car and while his age isn’t expressly given, we know that an average stock car can race for 20 to 30 years. Because Lightning is the best, we can assume that he is 30 years old at the end of “Cars 3”, which takes place in 2017, 11 years after “Cars”. This would make Lightning 19 years old when he met Sally. As the majority of the films take place in the United States, which has the age of consent set at 17 years old, every time Lightning sticks his engine shaft in Sally’s exhaust pipe, he is committing statutory r*pe.


















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Comments • 19 997

  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   8 months back

    Hi there!
    A couple things I forgot to mention in the video:
    1. I am no longer as allergic to nuts as I say in the video. The allergy has been slowly “wearing off” if you will and I can eat coconut, pine nuts, macadamia nuts and almonds.
    2. In grade 2, I got my first pair of glasses. It’s been a ride ever since
    3. I also got braces in the second grade. Grade 2 was quite the year.

    • Molly's life
      Molly's life  4 days back

      I WANNA BE JUST LIKE U ;(

    • ღ owo ღ
      ღ owo ღ  6 days back

      Joana Ceddia yay prob now you can have Nutella its amazing

    • [Sippy]
      [Sippy]  1 weeks back

      Joana I go to kumon English and math

    • ツKim
      ツKim  1 weeks back

      HII! i just wanna say that we have the same birthday sooo happy-same-birthday-but-not-today-birthday-but-still Short for hsbbntbbs

    • Annie Le
      Annie Le  1 weeks back

      I did kumon too and I still do

  • K
    K  6 hours back

    SHE WATCHED PEWDIEPIE

    • Grace Currie
      Grace Currie  18 hours back

      What about her viral vine??

      • Aiza Kazmi
        Aiza Kazmi  19 hours back

        I went to komon when I was like 7

        • plasmagal
          plasmagal  22 hours back

          WOAHHHH I WAS BORN ON JUN. 21 TOO!!

          • angy hehe
            angy hehe  24 hours back

            can we be bestfriends

            • Ivy's Gacha
              Ivy's Gacha  1 days back

              your birthday is 2 days before mine!

              • baby ghoul
                baby ghoul  1 days back

                i love you thank you for your existence HAHAHAHAHA

                • Shaquille Oatmeal
                  Shaquille Oatmeal  1 days back

                  JUNE 21ST BABIESSSS

                  • velho que raiva
                    velho que raiva  1 days back

                    my god, im from brazil DO YOU SPEAK PORTUGUESE?

                    • Tommy Tho
                      Tommy Tho  2 days back

                      Why did u use a UBC campus photo to describe the university campus LOL

                      • Rae is chilling
                        Rae is chilling  2 days back

                        It took John Cena 2months to finish the entire Harry Potter series while it only took me 12 days. Ha, take that Julius Caesar 😌

                        • Pregyrus YT
                          Pregyrus YT  2 days back

                          My tendon ripped when I was younger and now whenever I run it hurts so I gave up on gym and people say I’m lazy NO ITS CUZ OF MY FOOT YOU DUMB F- lol sorry

                          • Anabel LUNA
                            Anabel LUNA  2 days back

                            You and my sister have the same birthday 😎

                            • MEME NYCTO
                              MEME NYCTO  2 days back

                              Hey john cena I’m from Brazil

                              • Libby’s Vlog Life
                                Libby’s Vlog Life  2 days back

                                I’m gonna say it I’m gonna say it! I don’t care that you broke your elbow

                                • Ms Princess
                                  Ms Princess  2 days back

                                  Me stayed to end YAY sHE LoVe Me XD

                                  • Giggia Von Animations
                                    Giggia Von Animations  2 days back

                                    Então vc sabe português? Lol

                                    • Giggia Von Animations
                                      Giggia Von Animations  2 days back

                                      I was born at Rio de Janeiro toooo

                                      • Hermia
                                        Hermia  2 days back

                                        I started doing swimming lessons since kindergarten and now I am close to a lifeguard (even though you can't be a lifeguard once your like 15+) and I hated it..

                                        • Lucy S
                                          Lucy S  3 days back

                                          I'm sorry, but did you say.......








                                          "Woody" the pooh????!

                                          • Jonathan Mings
                                            Jonathan Mings  3 days back

                                            Lol you soooooo funny!!!!!

                                            • Jonathan Mings
                                              Jonathan Mings  3 days back

                                              How dare you talk down on those amazing fruit cups!!!!! I love the peach ones that are cut into little cubes 😍😍 UHHHHMAZING

                                              • Mirtheous
                                                Mirtheous  3 days back

                                                Waking up during surgery could be the next internet challenge.

                                                • yandelballer btw
                                                  yandelballer btw  3 days back

                                                  I thought this was john cena " ight ima head out"

                                                  • Eva Laís
                                                    Eva Laís  3 days back

                                                    u even don’t live in brazil to day this terrible things about it

                                                    deslike

                                                    • Layla Stevens
                                                      Layla Stevens  4 days back

                                                      She was born on the same day as my neice Leya. Rip Leya but live on John Cucumber

                                                      • Dino Rex
                                                        Dino Rex  4 days back

                                                        Ela é br? Uque

                                                        • Laiba Abbasi
                                                          Laiba Abbasi  5 days back

                                                          😍

                                                          • Kiowa Cosgrove
                                                            Kiowa Cosgrove  5 days back

                                                            UUUHGHHH 😪😒😓 three weeks ago I started school at my new IB school for the first time.......





                                                            and it SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSS CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME TIPS ON HOW TO ACTUALLY ENJOY MY LIFE AT SCHOOL

                                                            • *insert surprised pikachu face *

                                                              "I have been brithed!!"

                                                              - John Cena 2019

                                                              • Momina Ali
                                                                Momina Ali  5 days back

                                                                Omgggg i HATEEE KUMON
                                                                It was absolute tourterrr 😞

                                                                • A potato flew around my room Gacha

                                                                  Holy shizzel my birthday is 26 June
                                                                  YESHHHHHH

                                                                  • Sherry Rettinger
                                                                    Sherry Rettinger  6 days back

                                                                    Be. My. FRAND!

                                                                    • Maeva Donnio
                                                                      Maeva Donnio  6 days back

                                                                      YOU DID IB?! A fellow survivor of the horror of the internal baccalaureate ....

                                                                      • Sophie Lash
                                                                        Sophie Lash  6 days back

                                                                        YESSSS PEWDIEPIE!!!!!!!

                                                                        • Roses Are Rosie
                                                                          Roses Are Rosie  6 days back

                                                                          I had been:


                                                                          □ Stressed
                                                                          □ Depressed
                                                                          ■ BIRTHED

                                                                          • BULTEUREUNE LOVER
                                                                            BULTEUREUNE LOVER  6 days back

                                                                            ih, ela é carioca

                                                                            • gabi UwU
                                                                              gabi UwU  6 days back

                                                                              Lol

                                                                              • Ronika Sassy
                                                                                Ronika Sassy  7 days back

                                                                                I had to start kumon when I was six AND IM STILL DOING IT!!!!!!!

                                                                                • Master of Motion
                                                                                  Master of Motion  7 days back

                                                                                  Omg my bday is also June 21

                                                                                  • itz me
                                                                                    itz me  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Oh my god I had to do kumon it sucks

                                                                                    • rachel rabbit
                                                                                      rachel rabbit  1 weeks back

                                                                                      I am allergic to some nuts like, pecans, walnuts, almonds, etc. Almost every nut but peanuts, fun 👍

                                                                                      • Yoora Kpop
                                                                                        Yoora Kpop  1 weeks back

                                                                                        You poor kid💜 I feel with you😛

                                                                                        • alejandra aguilar
                                                                                          alejandra aguilar  1 weeks back

                                                                                          Kumon sucksssssssssssssss

                                                                                          • Kristy Logan
                                                                                            Kristy Logan  1 weeks back

                                                                                            The title says john cena

                                                                                            • Illusionen
                                                                                              Illusionen  1 weeks back

                                                                                              Jeez I’m older than a famous YouTuber it’s official I’m an old person

                                                                                              • Frostbite
                                                                                                Frostbite  1 weeks back

                                                                                                Your existence has made me want to work harder in dance.







                                                                                                Thank you John christ