A week in the life of John Cena

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  • Published: 10 December 2018
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    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

    In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl.

    Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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Comments • 24 368

  • Aja Enyi
    Aja Enyi  6 hours back

    Why are you always coughing?

    • Princess Naica
      Princess Naica  16 hours back

      From Philippines.

      My routine every single school day. Woke up 5:15 to take a shower. I'm sleepy so I shower slowly I'm done at 5 45 or 5 40 then eat do whatever leave at 6 30.

      Monday and Thursday we get off school at 4:10
      Wednesday 3:10
      Tuesday and Friday 5:10

      Yes we go to school until those hours😊. H. E. L. L

      • younghoho suh
        younghoho suh  17 hours back

        she's a mess but like a healthy mess? i stan

        • loulou dag
          loulou dag  1 days back

          I was confused when she didn’t eat avocado tortilla for breakfast

          • Lé Bob Ross
            Lé Bob Ross  1 days back

            See in the good ole US of A we get 25 minutes for lunch

            • GamingStyle
              GamingStyle  1 days back

              Everyone sub I want to see the making 3 million cookies

              • Ackerman Yuki
                Ackerman Yuki  1 days back

                i'm new here but i'd like to know if there is any video where she talks about why she quite like is it like those dark anime backstories

                • Marley Palmer
                  Marley Palmer  2 days back

                  Lol I’m literally so obsessed with your mini microphone I went to chapters and got my own

                  • leka lovón
                    leka lovón  2 days back

                    pls marrie me

                    • Megan currie
                      Megan currie  2 days back

                      I would love to see you and your family eat a big fat greasy cheeseburger!!!

                      • N Kar
                        N Kar  3 days back

                        ohhhh, you're a kumon tutor. I would recognize that blue anywhere

                        • tabassum khan
                          tabassum khan  3 days back

                          When billie talked about losing her avacados, she was talking about joana

                          • Abbi Elizabeth
                            Abbi Elizabeth  3 days back

                            I have to leave my house at 7 just for school. My lunch is also 20 minutes.

                            God bless America 🙃

                            • Dragana Mizdrak
                              Dragana Mizdrak  3 days back

                              Billie eilish :I LOVE avocados

                              Joana:I am the avocado 🥑🥑🥑

                              • Leah Marie
                                Leah Marie  4 days back

                                Time to get home, eat, do homework, nap and drive back during lunch? Lucky

                                • ging3rdragon
                                  ging3rdragon  4 days back

                                  Fun week 👍

                                  • Saida Minatozaki
                                    Saida Minatozaki  5 days back

                                    Would you rather drink a pizza or eat a milk?

                                    • Soph1e
                                      Soph1e  5 days back

                                      I truly love you so much you really lighten up my day your so funny and beautiful at the same time LOL anyway I just really lover your personality and your humor best wishes 💕 also I have to watch back. All your vids cause Ive seen all your vids already and when I see a new one I literally jump out of my skin:;((•﹏•๑)));:🌟-Sophie-love your girl. 🐙

                                      • Emo Tiger cat
                                        Emo Tiger cat  5 days back

                                        *puts John cena on papper




                                        AHHHHHH

                                        • Meghan Bradley
                                          Meghan Bradley  5 days back

                                          The beginning always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                          • Cösmo Echøs
                                            Cösmo Echøs  6 days back

                                            Am i the only one that pronounces wednesday WED-NES-DAY so i can spell it correctly?? Cuz I spell it like whensday UwU

                                            • Gabriella Poulton
                                              Gabriella Poulton  6 days back

                                              *And on Wednesdays we wear a pink IT band*

                                              • Hiatt Purcell
                                                Hiatt Purcell  6 days back

                                                sometimes i just do a bunch of blow and watch these videos at 2x speed. get real hyped up.

                                                • Jenson Blight
                                                  Jenson Blight  6 days back

                                                  Ahhh yes, the time before John cena went through a midlife crisis and cut her hair shorter with craft scissors, then bleached it. Oh god

                                                  • Esra Uysal
                                                    Esra Uysal  7 days back

                                                    For Euro English you can use the letter "ş" for "sh" sound and "ç" for "ch" sound. Thats gonna make the words even shorter. Thats how we do in turkish :)

                                                    • Sophia Daunis
                                                      Sophia Daunis  7 days back

                                                      im in middle school and i have to wake up at 5am and get on the bus at 6:25am

                                                      • Oree4Three
                                                        Oree4Three  4 days back

                                                        Yeah life is unfair. Her mom literally drove her everywhere she wanted to go lol even her tutoring job
                                                        i know how you feel but you wont remember the bad parts of school once youre finished, good luck

                                                    • Huddythings
                                                      Huddythings  1 weeks back

                                                      I live 8 minutes away from my house so I skip math because my teacher is really nice and he just catches me up on quiz days why everyone works

                                                      • Ansley Jayde
                                                        Ansley Jayde  1 weeks back

                                                        Okay let’s be real....*the subtitles are the best part*

                                                        • Sonali Prasad
                                                          Sonali Prasad  1 weeks back

                                                          Which city does she live in??

                                                          • THICC potato
                                                            THICC potato  1 weeks back

                                                            6:18 EXCUSE ME

                                                            • immortal pigeon
                                                              immortal pigeon  1 weeks back

                                                              *_you should call your fans cenaers or sinners same pronunciation_*
                                                              yes sí,
                                                              -whats my name again? Oh yeah its alferonzo and im the ripe age of 264!

                                                              • Zhishen Ding
                                                                Zhishen Ding  1 weeks back

                                                                Eating healthy food, exercising like crazy, having a loving mother who drives you everywhere all the time and even complaining about having too much gravy on your sandwich...... What a wonderful life.

                                                                • Crybabys
                                                                  Crybabys  1 weeks back

                                                                  your name is John cena? man you're lucky to have such a bootiful
                                                                  name :,)

                                                                  • elaine murphy
                                                                    elaine murphy  1 weeks back

                                                                    i used to start school at 8:40 but now i start at 8:25 :(

                                                                    • Deepti N
                                                                      Deepti N  1 weeks back

                                                                      i searched "john cena" and this came up

                                                                      • water :/
                                                                        water :/  1 weeks back

                                                                        10:33 *good morning*

                                                                        • - Vkook Animations -
                                                                          - Vkook Animations -  1 weeks back

                                                                          my life is like this but I do softball practice for 5 hours, have a 5-minute break and do a game wheeze

                                                                          • Gillian Bremicker
                                                                            Gillian Bremicker  2 weeks back

                                                                            Read the descriptionnnnnnn

                                                                            • f r e e s i a
                                                                              f r e e s i a  2 weeks back

                                                                              joana: *wakes up at 6:30am*
                                                                              me: *goes to school at 6:30am*

                                                                              • Rainbow Cynicist
                                                                                Rainbow Cynicist  2 weeks back

                                                                                I'm trying to imagine only being sick for a few days and not two weeks and it's just not happening

                                                                                • unitatoe1savior???????????

                                                                                  HHOW DO U EAT WHITHOUT GETTING FAT PLEASE SHARE

                                                                                • Charlotte Utting
                                                                                  Charlotte Utting  2 weeks back

                                                                                  i wish my school let us go home at lunch ah but no! we must stay at school

                                                                                  • Charlotte Utting
                                                                                    Charlotte Utting  2 weeks back

                                                                                    yeah um okay how do you eat that healthy

                                                                                    • Paladium
                                                                                      Paladium  1 weeks back

                                                                                      My understanding is that really only in America do they eat like shit. Everywhere else seems to understand that foods purpose is sustenance. Its not meant to be cookies and sugar every single day.

                                                                                  • Bugaboo S
                                                                                    Bugaboo S  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Joana being quiet in this video scares the shit out of me

                                                                                    • OLIVIA SCHAER
                                                                                      OLIVIA SCHAER  2 weeks back

                                                                                      I run track and we have practice four days a week and four hour meets every Saturday so my school work is good like A’s and B’s but I think we could all try to be a little bit more like Joana

                                                                                      • OLIVIA SCHAER
                                                                                        OLIVIA SCHAER  2 weeks back

                                                                                        I know right it’s kinda satisfying cause of how organized and healthy she is

                                                                                        • Alberte Madsen
                                                                                          Alberte Madsen  2 weeks back

                                                                                          you know that feeling when you open up your phone on the frontface camera? thats what its like watching your videos.. found your channel yesterday and im hooked lol

                                                                                          • Olivia Costanza
                                                                                            Olivia Costanza  2 weeks back

                                                                                            I’m so jealous, my high school starts at 7:25