What Would Joe Rogan Do in the Apocalypse?


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  • Cobra J
    Cobra J  8 hours back

    Sitting on my farm in the Australian outback listening to this thinking the only way I'd know the shtf is there would be no internet 🤷‍♂️ I survive well out here

    • Cpt. Awesome
      Cpt. Awesome  8 hours back

      If you're in somewhere like L.A., you're already dead. A truck, bugout bag, and crazy supplies is gonna do fuck-all for you when the boogaloo-prepping goon squad with AR's, plate carriers, and NVG's catches sight of you. 😂

      Those that'd survive in the city, are either a _seemingly_ worthless mouse with no reason to bother (gray man traveling light) or you're king of the block.

      The rest are cattle waiting to be slaughtered.

      • Herman Virgen
        Herman Virgen  12 hours back

        I would take my diesel truck. Diesel will run on gas as well. Definitely taking guns and ammo and getting out of the cities. Whatever food I can get I will grab. I only eat to stay alive. Water filtration system would be nice.

        • Broxty
          Broxty  15 hours back

          Okay.... This guest is an absolute moron. His ass is dead in days.

          • Broxty
            Broxty  15 hours back

            People talking about using teslas in an apocalypse? Those are the first people I'm jacking. We know they don't own firearms, and have wrists like twizzlers.

            • Rahul Gahlawat
              Rahul Gahlawat  21 hours back

              Joe is completely uninterested

              • Zachary Murray
                Zachary Murray  2 days back

                Here’s the thing, you may be willing to completely forget about smoking weed but not everybody will. There are going to be groups of people who will trade their food and water for a head change. Weed, pain pills, stimulants, if you have them bring them. They are currency.

                • Anthony Nelson
                  Anthony Nelson  2 days back

                  large amounts of water. cant survive a week without water. and fuck it ill eat people

                  • Billy Hall
                    Billy Hall  2 days back

                    What about the walking dead lol

                    • Johan Hartzell
                      Johan Hartzell  2 days back

                      Gasoline is a freshproduct becomes useless after less than a year

                      • Jaydos
                        Jaydos  2 days back

                        lol did joe really say a car will run off alcohol from a liquor store, goes to show his car knowledge

                        • Got Glock?
                          Got Glock?  3 days back

                          For his sake, in case of an EMP(more likely than a nuclear attack), Joe better have protection for the electrical components on his "Apocalypse Mobile. Otherwise that bitch ain't moving.

                          • Got Glock?
                            Got Glock?  3 days back

                            "You have all the money you want..." Ignoring the fact that is shtf, that paper is just that, paper. Beyond kindling, completely useless.

                            • vampiriamarianna
                              vampiriamarianna  3 days back

                              My oldest memory is of my sisters dad hunting rabbits and skinning them. And we ate them. . . This was one weak ass video full of bs!

                              • Dom Von Hutch
                                Dom Von Hutch  3 days back

                                One ☝️ of the dumbest guests ever 🤦‍♂️

                                • GNMSthink
                                  GNMSthink  3 days back

                                  When is a JRE with Bear Grylls happening?

                                  • Alex Chase
                                    Alex Chase  4 days back


                                    • Jonas Grumby
                                      Jonas Grumby  4 days back

                                      I'll have plenty of ammo. No need to prep. Just go prepper hunting and take their supplies. Easy.

                                      • Jonas Grumby
                                        Jonas Grumby  2 days back

                                        @Un Known ----How did you think I was going to get my ammo resupply man?
                                        Same place.
                                        Just gotta plan a good ambush is all.

                                      • Un Known
                                        Un Known  2 days back

                                        Lol ...well the bad news is they have rifles, and know how to use them, so that might not work out too good since they get a vote with bullets on that two way shooting range.

                                    • Josh Turner
                                      Josh Turner  4 days back

                                      go to coast and fish

                                      • Tyler Johnson
                                        Tyler Johnson  4 days back

                                        Die lol Joe Rogan would die

                                        • jay yarbrough
                                          jay yarbrough  4 days back

                                          Agriculture and defense once you plant

                                          • Mark Crawford
                                            Mark Crawford  4 days back

                                            You can reuse arrows, you can even make more

                                            • Stephanie Marin
                                              Stephanie Marin  4 days back

                                              Thanks for the anxiety attack guys

                                              • Danny Albright
                                                Danny Albright  4 days back

                                                I would just go on my rooftop spread my arms and sing It's All Over

                                                • Dönald Trümp
                                                  Dönald Trümp  5 days back

                                                  *why the fuck would you take a Tesla in a crisis situation? Where do you think you can plug it in?*

                                                  • High Pressure
                                                    High Pressure  5 days back

                                                    Take seeds to grow weed...

                                                    • Andrés Feliciano
                                                      Andrés Feliciano  5 days back

                                                      Don’t have to watch. DMT.

                                                      • Fuk U
                                                        Fuk U  5 days back

                                                        Why do I really not like the black guy

                                                        • Flint
                                                          Flint  5 days back

                                                          Only way to survive is to prep. Find a location, fill it with vast amounts of food, water, prepare to grow your own food and handle your own security.

                                                          Everyone else will either resort to banditry or starve out

                                                          • Jonas Grumby
                                                            Jonas Grumby  4 days back

                                                            Why waste time prepping? I just stockpile ammo and I'll be taking your supplies. Thanks for the foresight though.

                                                        • Desnes7
                                                          Desnes7  5 days back

                                                          It will be scarier, much much more than what people would imagine.

                                                          • Whoa
                                                            Whoa  5 days back

                                                            Yah if you don’t got enough money to fly out of La then you fucked

                                                            • Fresh Jive
                                                              Fresh Jive  6 days back

                                                              I’d go straight to joe’s house and smoke all his weed

                                                              • Tony Stark
                                                                Tony Stark  6 days back

                                                                This guy is just agreeing with everything joe is saying.

                                                              • Panther TTV_
                                                                Panther TTV_  6 days back

                                                                wish humans still had a survival instinct

                                                                • Snake Was Right
                                                                  Snake Was Right  6 days back

                                                                  Rule #1 of Apocalypse planning: don't talk about your plans.

                                                                  • F E
                                                                    F E  5 days back

                                                                    I feel like that is probably the real fight club.

                                                                • Daryl Baumann
                                                                  Daryl Baumann  6 days back

                                                                  5:30 Dryer lint. I have bundles of it in my survival pack. You can start them on fire with just a spark.

                                                                  • F E
                                                                    F E  5 days back

                                                                    I do not have a survival pack.... but we do collect dryer lint for fire starting. Shove it in empty toilet rolls, use it to start the normal living room fire in winter....

                                                                • Moraco Mole
                                                                  Moraco Mole  6 days back

                                                                  Unless he has a Testosterone stash he would be at the same level as a 75 year old in 3 less than weeks

                                                                  • Evil-BloodSlayer The Storyteller

                                                                    How would Bobby Lee do it?

                                                                    • Nick
                                                                      Nick  7 days back

                                                                      Joe "I have an apocalypse mobile" Rogan

                                                                      • Allan Lewis
                                                                        Allan Lewis  7 days back

                                                                        Dryer lint makes good fire starter

                                                                        • Chris samwell
                                                                          Chris samwell  7 days back

                                                                          WWJRD - my new mentality

                                                                          • Master Blaster
                                                                            Master Blaster  7 days back

                                                                            I would kill this dude (just so I could shut him the fuck up), and eat him because, well...it's the Apocalypse.

                                                                            • Master Blaster
                                                                              Master Blaster  7 days back

                                                                              What kind of freakin moron would choose a Tesla for their Apocalypse ride? Next question

                                                                              • Flat adam
                                                                                Flat adam  1 weeks back

                                                                                Well if its the apocalypse id just kill myself

                                                                                Like its ending anyways, might as well speed it up

                                                                                • Billy Whittaker
                                                                                  Billy Whittaker  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I would head into the Marble Mountains wilderness it has no roads just Trails it’s loaded with natural lakes and teaming with fish and wildlife life and spirit lake trailhead is ten miles from my back doorstep I would grab my bow & everything my wife & I need to survive and head out

                                                                                  • EJP79
                                                                                    EJP79  1 weeks back

                                                                                    I'm not racist but Joe seems like he knows what to do and the colored guy is fucked in a bug out situation!

                                                                                    • EJP79
                                                                                      EJP79  4 days back

                                                                                      @F E I know we can sit here and go on forever about this but my feelings have changed about you since you made that last quote! If you were in my presence right now, I'd swell your fuckin eyes shut for even mentioning my kid In a fuckin sentence.

                                                                                    • F E
                                                                                      F E  4 days back

                                                                                      @EJP79, in all seriousness, I think you truly don't understand what racism is beyond someone outright saying "I won't associate with people of colour". It's so ingrained it's creepy. But hey, you do you; hopefully you don't pass this shit on to your kid

                                                                                    • EJP79
                                                                                      EJP79  4 days back

                                                                                      @F E I think your racist. 😂

                                                                                    • F E
                                                                                      F E  4 days back

                                                                                      @EJP79, you know that stuff doesn't preclude you from being or acting racist, right? Like inappropriately highlighting, emphasising and judging based on someone's skin tone and/or ethnicity is still racist, no matter how many racially diverse people you know and like.

                                                                                    • EJP79
                                                                                      EJP79  4 days back

                                                                                      @F E Just to let you know, my 11 yr old daughters best friend is colored and my niece and nephew are mixed, some our other friends are colored! So honestly, I'm far from RACIST! Just because I labeled someone a name, doesn't make me RACIST! I also live in TN, I've been a hunter and somewhat a PREPPER most of my life! So, think what you want! I know what I'm talking about! Much love and God bless!

                                                                                  • aj
                                                                                    aj  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Real quick... every liquor store is going to be looted. Just FYI.......

                                                                                    • Adam Gitmed
                                                                                      Adam Gitmed  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Retarded for sure. California is packed FULL of food resources. From deer, to birds, to hogs, to edible flora, and most of all, fish. California has enough freshwater and saltwater fish to last the remaining survivors of an apocalyptic scenario for many many many generations. Joe's dope and all but he's still got some more learning to do on basic nature facts before he debates about them 😂