It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: stms.pro/user/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 13 736

  • Ailsa Ni
    Ailsa Ni  15 minutes back

    My brother saw you and your dad on campus and he said he almost ran into a wall because he didn’t know if it was really you

    • Rebecca Mackay
      Rebecca Mackay  43 minutes back

      i like that you said in chemistry you'd be blowing shit up like all i did first semester of uni in chemistry was god damn titrations

      • RangaRoo
        RangaRoo  1 hours back

        Just curious as to what the demographics are in her classes. Bet she's the rose amongst the thorns and perhaps few months down the road we hear of her love life

        • Ailsa Ni
          Ailsa Ni  14 minutes back

          uni and lives at home? wha?

      • Luka J.S
        Luka J.S  2 hours back

        I didn't even know we started university the same year!!

        • Denise Calixtro
          Denise Calixtro  2 hours back

          She goes to school she eats healthy she is a successful YouTuber She does good in school I could never

          • Charlie Nonya
            Charlie Nonya  2 hours back

            This annoying bitch and her dumb ass microphone and her bald ass head.

            • NidYa Lia
              NidYa Lia  3 hours back

              I know and i know i love you

              • james muir
                james muir  3 hours back

                Physics im impressed please find out wtf dark matter is or dark energy. Do you believe in einstein and relativity????

                • PisaCake9
                  PisaCake9  3 hours back

                  I wish her ad products were real, cause I would buy them.

                  • Jeovana  Hoshana
                    Jeovana Hoshana  3 hours back

                    Socialism is good, what the heck calculus professor?

                    • ColourLife
                      ColourLife  4 hours back

                      Her hair actually looks really nice😌👌

                      • Morgan Ashley
                        Morgan Ashley  4 hours back

                        I am so happy to see a successful YouTuber attending Uni and feature it. This is why Joana is the best 🤙

                        • reziel egoc
                          reziel egoc  4 hours back

                          Joana do you have your drivers we never see you drive?

                          • Free-Verse
                            Free-Verse  4 hours back

                            0:14 Me aka Samantha: ...wHaT dO u wAnNt wOMaN!?

                            • spoony ham
                              spoony ham  5 hours back

                              oh m gee, joana it is rude to talk with your mouth full :(

                              • Ohh Ame
                                Ohh Ame  5 hours back

                                What university is she going to?

                                • Jonathan Yuan 93
                                  Jonathan Yuan 93  5 hours back

                                  Omg is that York University in Toronto?!? I went there!!!

                                  • C_lola 895
                                    C_lola 895  5 hours back

                                    The other day at school we went to the library, and my friend was like sksksksksksksk and someone on the other side of the library sksksksksked her back

                                    • Talia Chatterjee
                                      Talia Chatterjee  5 hours back

                                      ok i love joana but isnt it weird that shes in college and her parents still drive her everywhere? like i get if she doesnt have enough money to buy herself a ca r(well she prolly does now but whatever) but at LEAST be self-sufficient enough to take the bus or bike or something? Idk kinda irks me when parents enable their kids like that. and like shes in uni and lives at home? wha?

                                      • Sahar Mahmmodi
                                        Sahar Mahmmodi  5 hours back

                                        OMG make a vid where u paint but you only use materials from the dollar store/dollarama

                                        • lexi hernandez
                                          lexi hernandez  5 hours back

                                          john cena: *talking into her water bottle .

                                          • 140qr
                                            140qr  6 hours back

                                            i saw the nipples lol

                                            • Agape Love2019&
                                              Agape Love2019&  6 hours back

                                              This girl is so ugly if she smashed her face into a pole it will be an improvement. Someone slap this bitch.

                                              • Eric Matei
                                                Eric Matei  6 hours back

                                                Whoaaaa I can’t believe we go to the same university crazy

                                                • lailaslayin !
                                                  lailaslayin !  6 hours back

                                                  Very good choice in reading joana

                                                  • Chaotic- Neutral
                                                    Chaotic- Neutral  6 hours back

                                                    Ive been wanting to drop out ever since kindergarten

                                                    • UniquelyPenny A.K.A Penny Loker

                                                      Pro tip: get a better back pack....your back will thank you later. Something with thicker more padded straps. More lower back support.

                                                      • adifferentsunset 118
                                                        adifferentsunset 118  7 hours back

                                                        gosh darn it Samantha!!!

                                                        • • Midnight •
                                                          • Midnight •  7 hours back

                                                          You live in Toronto, I live in Mississauga





                                                          *i will send you some more cheese*

                                                          • Phoebe Massey
                                                            Phoebe Massey  7 hours back

                                                            okay we get it ur a genius

                                                            • Madelynn Booth
                                                              Madelynn Booth  7 hours back

                                                              *_the Crunch isn’t the same_*

                                                              • Carly Churchill
                                                                Carly Churchill  7 hours back

                                                                My oatfit

                                                                • lucky luck
                                                                  lucky luck  7 hours back

                                                                  Joana- it's September 4th
                                                                  Me- ohh my birthday!
                                                                  Joana- aka the worst day of the year.....
                                                                  Me-accurate

                                                                  • Jas Queen
                                                                    Jas Queen  8 hours back

                                                                    You’re almost at three million

                                                                    • HEIDI HICIANO
                                                                      HEIDI HICIANO  8 hours back

                                                                      👏👏calm👏your👏meat👏less👏tittys👏👏

                                                                      • Valerie K.
                                                                        Valerie K.  8 hours back

                                                                        Can we talk about in a span of like a month she all of a sudden wips out this fashion sense from her mini little cookies.

                                                                        • marissa gordon
                                                                          marissa gordon  8 hours back

                                                                          the fact that u watch dance moms just made me like you as a person even more than i already do

                                                                          • Josie Joyner
                                                                            Josie Joyner  9 hours back

                                                                            i just started college too hhhhh hi college buddy🥺🥺

                                                                            • Emma J
                                                                              Emma J  9 hours back

                                                                              wait is university, college?

                                                                              • Josie Joyner
                                                                                Josie Joyner  9 hours back

                                                                                premature alcoholism hit me like an oof

                                                                                • Merp Derp
                                                                                  Merp Derp  9 hours back

                                                                                  Am I the only one that heard “did you clean the cat? Every corner of it?”

                                                                                  • Cara Reagan
                                                                                    Cara Reagan  9 hours back

                                                                                    Please do a similar video like simplynailogical’s video wherein she painted her boss’s nails except for you, you can just make a video with your professor doing....uhm...john cena things

                                                                                    • Summer Jaime
                                                                                      Summer Jaime  9 hours back

                                                                                      omg you're even better than i thought- a pjo stan... WHAT A QUEEN!!

                                                                                      • Suppork
                                                                                        Suppork  9 hours back

                                                                                        I passed my two semesters of physics without having to buy/rent the book. Do I remember anything, well.. no.

                                                                                        • HAARDT SOFIA
                                                                                          HAARDT SOFIA  9 hours back

                                                                                          I thought you were like 14 wtf

                                                                                          • sunsofguns
                                                                                            sunsofguns  9 hours back

                                                                                            *[talks with mouth full ironically]*

                                                                                            • xJennova
                                                                                              xJennova  9 hours back

                                                                                              You are studying Physics!! Amaze! Good stuff, go STEM <3 Good luck with your studies :)

                                                                                              • pupzaz
                                                                                                pupzaz  9 hours back

                                                                                                I was waiting for her in the intro to say PATRICIA stop panking