Honest Trailers - The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (feat. HISHE)

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  • Published: 24 March 2015
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    Watch as we say goodbye to Middle Earth - again - with some help from our friends at How It Should Have Ended!

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    Voiceover Narration by Jon: stms.pro/user/jon3pnt0

    Title design by Robert Holtby

    Series Created by Andy Signore twitter.com/andysignore & Brett Weiner
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Erica Russell & Andy Signore
    Edited by Dan Murrell & Jason Inman
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  • Chrono Trigger
    Chrono Trigger  1 days back

    Really is a great example of just how much better books are than movies. The hobbit is a fantastic read.

    Although the original lotr trilogy is the only exception. Ofc the books are still better but the movies are just amazing.

    I think the hobbits fault is trying to turn a short story into a 3 movie trilogy and also too long, so much stuff could have been deleted scenes for the DVD. Pacing is important in movies even long ones.

    • A Banana
      A Banana  1 weeks back

      I miss the dragon

      • Kabir Qirati
        Kabir Qirati  2 weeks back

        I am more bothered by the fact that even after being a wizard Gandalf really doesn't do much magic .... He is wise ... He is knowledgable and he fights like a warrior ... but where is the magic ... I know it would be too easy if he was able to do too much magic but I was kind of hoping more ... Maybe atleast fireballs and stuff kind of like clash of clans 😂😂

        • Darth Know-It-All
          Darth Know-It-All  3 weeks back

          OMG the girl from the ring 😂😂😂😭😭😭so true she sooooo scary

          • Darth Know-It-All
            Darth Know-It-All  3 weeks back

            Except I cried at the end of both trilogies

            • Darth Know-It-All
              Darth Know-It-All  3 weeks back

              This is brutally honest

              • Darth Know-It-All
                Darth Know-It-All  3 weeks back

                Two best channels for making fun of movies and games finally teaming up it EPIC

                • Miles Morales
                  Miles Morales  4 weeks back

                  How It Should Have Ended sent me!!

                  • Sean Clough
                    Sean Clough  4 weeks back

                    Gandolf smokin Hobbit pot .... best scene, I'm not worried

                    • Jason Brown
                      Jason Brown  1 months back

                      I never bothered to watch this movie. The first two episodes were so boring, I couldn't stomach a third.

                      • Daniel Zuk
                        Daniel Zuk  1 months back

                        Never saw the movie

                        • Mutaz Muhanad Hammad
                          Mutaz Muhanad Hammad  1 months back

                          This movie is amazing
                          I still don't understand why you people hate it so much!

                          • untamedoffice
                            untamedoffice  1 months back

                            seal :))

                            • Aiswarya S NAIR
                              Aiswarya S NAIR  2 months back

                              Please pleasedo the big lebowski

                              • Ross Leonen
                                Ross Leonen  2 months back

                                I just watched The Lord of the rings trilogy from a DVD in my computer. Then for some reason this and the lord of the rings honest trailers showed up in my feed. WTF?

                                • Anton Slaby
                                  Anton Slaby  2 months back

                                  The five armies are the five Pages stretched to unnecessary lenght

                                  • MALA RAM
                                    MALA RAM  2 months back

                                    I really liked the hobbit series. K

                                    • Risky PaNDA
                                      Risky PaNDA  2 months back

                                      Please do a honest trailer about the gambler

                                      • Kevin Thews
                                        Kevin Thews  2 months back

                                        At 3:40, those were some of the worst cartoon eyes that I have ever seen...

                                        • Zakodactyl 42
                                          Zakodactyl 42  2 months back

                                          HISHE sent me

                                          • Jedediah Parish
                                            Jedediah Parish  2 months back

                                            YOU GUUUUUYS😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😬😬😬😤😧

                                            • Jedediah Parish
                                              Jedediah Parish  2 months back

                                              The hobbit movies are better then lotr but only by 0.000000001% and it's only my opinion

                                              • Stone
                                                Stone  2 months back

                                                Fun and exciting as they were the first few times and in theaters, after you’ve watched them each at least a dozen times you really have to admit that they would have been better as a stand-alone. But then there would have been less profits and the world would have ended so...

                                                • Andrew Mulert
                                                  Andrew Mulert  2 months back

                                                  Scrooge McDragon, that's awesome

                                                  • LB199910
                                                    LB199910  2 months back

                                                    I just read the hobbit book, and the films DO NOT DO IT JUSTICE. Despite the films add character development for the supporting cast and expand on the lore of the franchise, they are underwhelming. Many character arcs aren't closed, mediocre CGI, unnecesary new characters, some characters from the book are wasted (Beorn), and too much filler. The movies have the quality of the star wars prequels. The lord of the rings trilogy is BETTER IN EVERY WAY.

                                                    • Noumenus
                                                      Noumenus  2 months back

                                                      Those are the best credits you've done

                                                      • Geni
                                                        Geni  2 months back

                                                        hishe is always the best

                                                        • Retropixelshow
                                                          Retropixelshow  3 months back

                                                          Well yeah.. how can anyone expect three full movies with 3 hours each based on a book half as thick as one single lord of the rings book to be as great as the lord of the rings movies themself. nice movies, but not more, sadly.

                                                          • James Roundy
                                                            James Roundy  3 months back

                                                            Bruh thorins death made my cry harder than the end of the Lord of the rings trilogy.

                                                            • Christopher Fiore
                                                              Christopher Fiore  3 months back

                                                              "... Bilbo... there's hole in my bowl... might you plug it with a nugget?..."

                                                              • Xime C. R.
                                                                Xime C. R.  3 months back

                                                                The brooding dwarf haha If you think about it Thorin was the true villian: he brings his most loyal friends and family onto a hopeless quest where they will most probably perish, brings an innocent hobbit into the madness and mock him through the movies or push him aside, cares not that by pissing off a dragon everyone around will be set on fire and when finally by sheer dumb luck and Gandalf he gets the treasure he proceeds to plot how to beat everyone into submission so they can't take the stupid gold away, even some as reparations towards the people he set a motherfuck**ing dragon on...

                                                                • Shayan M.Hussain
                                                                  Shayan M.Hussain  3 months back

                                                                  Yahahahayahahagayahahayshahahtahshshahshahshahahayahaha

                                                                  • Fun Size
                                                                    Fun Size  3 months back

                                                                    The sad-funny thing is that Jackson only took on the movies because Warner was going to move production out of New Zealand, and thousands of people would lose their jobs. A lot of the shit people blame him for is actually Warner's fault, and Jackson taking over saved the films from Warner's other shortlisted directors, which included the guy who directed Wedding Crashers and Brett fucking Ratner. Jackson at least tried, but if you watch the behind-the-scenes footage, he always looks tired.

                                                                    • Joshua Luna
                                                                      Joshua Luna  3 months back

                                                                      Technically, it took like 3 or 2 chapters, includingnthe ending

                                                                      • Fermin Tenava
                                                                        Fermin Tenava  3 months back

                                                                        So I wasn't the only one who really hated Thorin Drama Queen 😙

                                                                        • Kurt Pusch
                                                                          Kurt Pusch  3 months back

                                                                          The bloating of the five pages - that would have been a more fitting title.

                                                                          • Bret Terry
                                                                            Bret Terry  3 months back

                                                                            The battle of Helm's Deep was equally short in the Two Towers and arguably less important than this battle, but somehow they made that into the bulk of the film and people liked that one.

                                                                            • Deborah Kogan
                                                                              Deborah Kogan  3 months back

                                                                              So good!

                                                                              • SensiofRabbitude
                                                                                SensiofRabbitude  3 months back

                                                                                I actually loved the first one, as it was in its entirety but I defintely would agree to the other 2 Hobbit movies being condensed into 1.

                                                                                • rob denini
                                                                                  rob denini  4 months back

                                                                                  to be honest Peter Jackson's Smaug was super dope, especially his dialogue, and I loved Dáin Ironfoot. Unlike the Dain from the books, he actually said something and had a strong dwavish personality, which reminded me of Gimli son of Gloin. Also Bilbo's and Gandalf's acting was amazing as always.

                                                                                  • Simas
                                                                                    Simas  4 months back

                                                                                    i actually really liked the hobbit franchise

                                                                                    • Vianyte
                                                                                      Vianyte  4 months back

                                                                                      One thing I really noticed after watching the LoTR and Hobbit movies, is that the orcs in LoTR look so much better than the orcs in the Hobbit trilogy. The real actors with makeup look so much better than the heavy CGI.

                                                                                      • Crow Craven
                                                                                        Crow Craven  4 months back

                                                                                        "New Zealand's department of tourism"

                                                                                        • biji rani
                                                                                          biji rani  4 months back

                                                                                          I cried at the end though.. Martin Freeman was amazing.

                                                                                          • Donald Neill
                                                                                            Donald Neill  4 months back

                                                                                            That WAS the best scene in the movie.

                                                                                            • Ariadne W.
                                                                                              Ariadne W.  4 months back

                                                                                              I want to vomit. These movies are just...kinda trash

                                                                                              • Dave Smith
                                                                                                Dave Smith  4 months back

                                                                                                I love it when Gandalf gets blazed

                                                                                                • Dave Smith
                                                                                                  Dave Smith  4 months back

                                                                                                  Lol I think that was Boren that they just killed in that scene