What If America Actually Buys Greenland?


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  • Titanium Cranium
    Titanium Cranium  23 minutes back

    So nothing can or will be done about global warming because the man can benefit from it

    • Ian Salyer
      Ian Salyer  40 minutes back

      Greenland: *Has oil.*
      *USA anthem intensifies.*

      • Ian Salyer
        Ian Salyer  40 minutes back

        Greenland: Look at all of this *oil!*
        Denmark: NO WAIT!!!!!!!!
        USA: Did somebody say oil?

        • savage
          savage  47 minutes back

          My distrust of the trump puppet leads me to suspect that he only wants to buy it so that he can sell it to his russian masters for dirt cheap.

          • Philip Bright
            Philip Bright  59 minutes back

            :US O I L

            • Jaquazz
              Jaquazz  1 hours back

              *US buys Greenland* BuzzFeed article " Trump is sending Greenland's melted ice to flood poor counties to protect white Americans"

              • Direblade11
                Direblade11  1 hours back

                Imagine how powerful Denmark will be when they keep Greenland

                • Heldscissors41
                  Heldscissors41  2 hours back

                  So, when are we buying Canada?

                  • Raymond Birmingham
                    Raymond Birmingham  2 hours back

                    Sacrificing nature for human’s greed. Smart move indeed.

                    • Ju_Money Gaming
                      Ju_Money Gaming  2 hours back

                      What are you talking about DENMARK doesn’t exist!!!

                      • Renars
                        Renars  3 hours back

                        7:51 So there's only one thing to do... buy Canada!

                        • Renars
                          Renars  3 hours back

                          7:51 So there's only one thing to do... buy Canada!

                          • Sir Mount
                            Sir Mount  3 hours back

                            This guy’s inflection is so annoying.

                            • Kyle Wizard
                              Kyle Wizard  3 hours back

                              Lol at non-Americans pretending to know how living in the US is like.

                              • Kyle Wizard
                                Kyle Wizard  2 hours back

                                RareAntarcticBear Keep reading. Love when EU kids ramble on about US politics and shootings when they have zero idea what they’re talking about.

                              • RareAntarcticBear
                                RareAntarcticBear  3 hours back

                                Idk man, seems like everyone is advertising it as being Heaven - like.

                            • SkyTech RTS
                              SkyTech RTS  3 hours back

                              They wouldn't want to deal with our fucking nonsensical problems, and we should be trying to wean ourselves off of oil anyway.

                              • Elija03
                                Elija03  4 hours back

                                Isn’t Greenland going to be independent in 2021? That would be an important factor

                                • FlugelHorn117
                                  FlugelHorn117  4 hours back

                                  Make it easy for Americans to travel there and you open up a large tourist industry. No subsidies needed.

                                  • Jaws10214
                                    Jaws10214  4 hours back

                                    the Northwest Passage IS Canadian Sovereign Territory. America, nor the rest of the world get to have a say in this. Foreign Ships will have to pass inbetween Canadian Islands to get through.
                                    IF, we ever do allow passage through the straights, whomsoever is passing through WILL be paying a transport fee.
                                    It Is Not International Waters.
                                    IF you don't want to pay a fee, you can go up over Greenland, then back down into Alaskan Waters.
                                    Stay the Fuck out of Canada.

                                    • kieran l
                                      kieran l  4 hours back

                                      But Donald doesn't believe in global warming so he thinks the country will stay the same

                                      • Kyle Wizard
                                        Kyle Wizard  4 hours back

                                        I can beat Plague INC

                                        • CanIGetAManager
                                          CanIGetAManager  4 hours back

                                          Im honestly thankful for Denmark not accepting Americas Offers We would completely destroy the ice sheets just for our own gain my home would probably go under if greenland is bought and they begin to destroy those ice sheets

                                          • Arthur Heidt
                                            Arthur Heidt  4 hours back

                                            what if america learns to politely life with other countries and their independent decisions

                                            • feglesocially
                                              feglesocially  4 hours back

                                              Greenland is NOWHERE NEAR this big. More people need to realize this. On your regular map, you would see that Greenland is very large at the poles. On the maps that we usually use, anything near the poles (very north) or near Antarctica (very south) you should start to notice distortion. If you were to put Greenland over Africa, it would look huge in comparison. Again, this is because of DISTORTION. A more accurate, but more oddly looking map would be the Gall-Peters projection. It looks noticeably more distorted, but it's proportions to the actual land area is accurate.

                                              • pauljs75
                                                pauljs75  5 hours back

                                                Seward's folly part II basically. Except this time around they kind of know the potential value.

                                                • DemstarAus
                                                  DemstarAus  5 hours back

                                                  Destroying the planet for a bit of land. Great job everyone. I'm just glad we're all gonna die one day so at least there's a tiny amount of consolation.

                                                  • Luís Almeida
                                                    Luís Almeida  5 hours back

                                                    You know what would be ironic? If Denmark went crazy enough to actually consider selling the island to the USA, to ask the US government some compromises in return, besides the 1.1 trillion US dollars:
                                                    - host a referendum on Puerto Rico for statehood or independence;
                                                    - allow all citizens from American territories such as Guam or the VI to vote for the presidential elections;
                                                    - to return to the Paris Agreement;
                                                    - to revise their immigrant policy;
                                                    - to guarantee some basic rights to its citizens, such as revoking the death penalty and providing a quality free public healthcare, maternity leaves, etc.
                                                    It would be a great opportunity to police the former world police.

                                                    • arshan khan
                                                      arshan khan  6 hours back

                                                      So great to see the Toyota dude make some YouTube money out of trump's stupidity ! At least trump's helping someone

                                                      • Anthony Marquez
                                                        Anthony Marquez  6 hours back

                                                        This video was made possible by the stupidest president in history

                                                        • two sciles italy
                                                          two sciles italy  36 minutes back

                                                          Your acting like buying Greenland is a dumb idea and multiple US presidents tried to buy Greenland so you'll have to be more specific.

                                                      • Random Guy
                                                        Random Guy  7 hours back

                                                        What's the background music in this?

                                                        • Quinn Bradley
                                                          Quinn Bradley  7 hours back

                                                          A new flag wouldn't have to be designed. We have countless territories including, Guam, Puerto Rico, and the US Virgin Islands. They aren't represented on the flag, so if Greenland was a territory, it wouldn't need a star.

                                                          • Joseph Stann
                                                            Joseph Stann  7 hours back

                                                            Scale was not done well here at all. Greenland was only about 10,000 square miles larger than the lusiana purchase.

                                                            • Colin MacDonald
                                                              Colin MacDonald  7 hours back

                                                              Thule is a collossal half degree celcius warmer than it was in the 1930s. Though given that year on year variation can be up to 10° C it's unlikely any inuit born 100years ago would really notice the difference. My point is: it'll take a while before Greenland becomes noticeable milder, the recent warming they've experienced is just noise on an underlying signal.
                                                              And before you accuse me of ignorance that's Longyearbyen at the beginning of the video, currently part of the Kingdom of Norway.

                                                              • Danax
                                                                Danax  7 hours back

                                                                Greenland is not owned by Denmark

                                                                • Sebastian Nielsen
                                                                  Sebastian Nielsen  7 hours back

                                                                  *You'll never get Greenland ye oily pigs, dont make me fart in your direction*

                                                                  • aaron bacchus
                                                                    aaron bacchus  7 hours back

                                                                    And then usa will be at canadas south west and east with russian arctic to the north.

                                                                    • -Melon
                                                                      -Melon  8 hours back

                                                                      amerikanere er fisse

                                                                      • MUSIC LOVER
                                                                        MUSIC LOVER  8 hours back

                                                                        Why not just *LIBERATE* Saudi Arabia?
                                                                        *they produce 10 million barrels of oil PER DAY.*

                                                                        • MUSIC LOVER
                                                                          MUSIC LOVER  8 hours back

                                                                          Thanks for the information.

                                                                          • Aruvi RK
                                                                            Aruvi RK  8 hours back

                                                                            Country(with oil resources): exists
                                                                            USo'A: Hippity Hoppity your oil's now me property
                                                                            *Star spangled banner playing in the background intensifies*

                                                                            • nahuel
                                                                              nahuel  8 hours back

                                                                              An educational channel calling The United States of America, "America"? Maybe you can create a video explaining that America is the continent, not 1 country.

                                                                              • Omar Campos
                                                                                Omar Campos  8 hours back

                                                                                We are all dead if all the glaciers melt. Most of humanity can be dead within 100 years if nothing is done about climate change.

                                                                              • Johan Pehrsson
                                                                                Johan Pehrsson  9 hours back

                                                                                u cant buy greenland trump tried to but denmark said no

                                                                                • AXEL_X
                                                                                  AXEL_X  10 hours back

                                                                                  so they want to buy greenland to make the global warming problem even worse?? Those this people dont have any good brain cell?? cant they think in long term? Or when they think in long term is just make the problem even worse?? For the last years i have really seen how stupid humans really are.....

                                                                                  • cookies
                                                                                    cookies  10 hours back

                                                                                    Buy Iceland too

                                                                                    • zodfox
                                                                                      zodfox  10 hours back

                                                                                      This is really nitpicky, but i just wanted to inform you that several of the clips in this video are from Svalbard, NOT Greenland. I know because my house is seen at 1:32

                                                                                      • mm 2018
                                                                                        mm 2018  10 hours back

                                                                                        U.S. Do you accept S.N.A.P. ?
                                                                                        Greenland...Sure why not.

                                                                                        • Shredripper
                                                                                          Shredripper  11 hours back

                                                                                          America would have more oil reserves if they melted all the fat off of their obese population

                                                                                          • Chris B
                                                                                            Chris B  12 hours back

                                                                                            *Donald Trump wants to know your location*