Building a Furze Tea Machine

  • Published: 09 May 2019
  • Make tea the same way, same time, every time with levers n cables it's the Colin Furze Tea Machine.

    To get a COLINFURZE MUG click here

    Thanks to Yorkshire Tea for supporting this project even though I'm putting the milk in first, there tea really is the best, check out there biscuit Tea to it tastes like biscuits.

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    2nd Track is called "What you have Done" by "Nosebleed"

    3rd Track is called "Always Around" by "Subtastics"

    4th and 5th Tracks are "Land of Hope and Burberry" and "Retribution" and are from a band called "VFA" but unfortunately there have dissolved and don't have any internet presence at all.

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Comments • 7 266

  • colinfurze
    colinfurze   3 months back

    So how do you make your tea.....milk first or water or shake a squirrel at it before.......Either way you'll need your Colin Furze Mug to appreciate it to the full

    • Hunter Hart
      Hunter Hart  2 days back

      Even here in America milk And sugar first is a war crime

    • Rachel Redhead
      Rachel Redhead  7 days back

      tea bag, milk, sugar, hot water

    • Daniel Langham Guitarist
      Daniel Langham Guitarist  2 weeks back

      PG Tips are better, tea bag, water, let it brew, sugar, milk

    • Alsped
      Alsped  3 weeks back

      Never MIF (milk in first) tea pot warmed then brew the tea then sugar lastly milk, so says me dad. Perfect. Top Channel by the way 👍👍👍👍

    • P Nixxy
      P Nixxy  3 weeks back

      colinfurze i want to purchase a blue mug like the one in the video can you make them available only white blablablabla. Love your channel ❤️❤️

  • NHEdits
    NHEdits  19 hours back

    Makes tea like a spaz

    • Bayley Pithers
      Bayley Pithers  19 hours back

      Sorry but tetlys better

      • Photography Stuff
        Photography Stuff  19 hours back

        Should have just got a coffee machine, they make tea too 😂😂

        • Xavier Davis
          Xavier Davis  22 hours back

          Can you get more british than sponsored by tea?

          • Jonah Crawford
            Jonah Crawford  1 days back

            Also MILK FIRST??!!!

            • Jonah Crawford
              Jonah Crawford  1 days back

              I agree that Yorkshire tea is the best

              • Jayanimations
                Jayanimations  1 days back

                British internet American stereotyper: YEEHAW murica
                American internet British stereotyper: *TEA*

                • Craigx71
                  Craigx71  1 days back

                  Hahahahahahahaha well done! Traditionally milk was always pored first to stop the porcelain cup cracking when the hot tea was pored in.

                  • Mc GetRekt
                    Mc GetRekt  2 days back

                    6:19 Colin.exe has stopped working

                    • Liam O'Shea
                      Liam O'Shea  5 days back

                      When you literally turn tea making into a science
                      also i pour the boiled water then put in the Yorkshire tea bag and then sugar finally milk (plus a small amount of arsenic)

                      • Francis Sims
                        Francis Sims  5 days back

                        So yer a MIF eh?

                        • Jose
                          Jose  6 days back

                          Colin makes the tea same way as me

                          • Bob Rosshurburger
                            Bob Rosshurburger  7 days back

                            He put the milk in first...WHAT A MAD LAD

                            • Matorum Physiker
                              Matorum Physiker  7 days back

                              And how do you want to cool your milk?

                              • punkypaige
                                punkypaige  1 weeks back

                                Im so triggered you put the milk in firdt smh. It goes tea bag, sugar, water, milk. Theres no over way

                                • GamingForAiden_HD
                                  GamingForAiden_HD  1 weeks back

                                  Erm... I went to buy the new cup you have just brought out, but it came to £10 total after shipping and VAT when I'm in the UK lol! At first it was telling me it was £6 then went to checkout and it shot to £10, think that is delivery price but I am in the UK so it shouldn't be like that... nevermind lol!

                                  • 1 2
                                    1 2  1 weeks back

                                    The most British Colin furze video yet

                                    • -sub• zero-
                                      -sub• zero-  2 weeks back

                                      How dare you make a cup of tea with the milk in first...actually it isn’t all that bad.

                                      • captain supermaket
                                        captain supermaket  2 weeks back

                                        i was wearing the exact same shirt 5:01

                                        • andypocalypse
                                          andypocalypse  2 weeks back

                                          thats not a tea machine.... its a tea murder machine

                                          • jerytheorc 2
                                            jerytheorc 2  2 weeks back

                                            Water first not milk

                                            • Jesse Denyer
                                              Jesse Denyer  2 weeks back

                                              Why have I not seen this guy befor

                                              • oathompsonjones
                                                oathompsonjones  2 weeks back

                                                how to make tea: twinnings earl grey tea bag first, then water, then a splash of milk, NO SUGAR

                                                • oathompsonjones
                                                  oathompsonjones  2 weeks back

                                                  also, setting the kettle to boil is the FIRST thing you do, so it's ready to pour when you need it

                                              • Shane Rebelo
                                                Shane Rebelo  2 weeks back

                                                Hey can you make a hover bord that goes on water

                                                • VividiantYT
                                                  VividiantYT  2 weeks back

                                                  Shane Rebelo That’s impossible. If so, don’t you think everyone would be driving with hover cars?

                                              • Brad Sargeant
                                                Brad Sargeant  2 weeks back

                                                Who in the right frame of mind puts milk in first! Its tea bag sugar water squeeze milk stir end of

                                                • Fineasi Tuifuaivaha
                                                  Fineasi Tuifuaivaha  2 weeks back

                                                  Hi Collin I wanted to ask a copy of the tools and setup you got in your workshop as I am going to setup a workshop like yours or maybe close to it any help with the machine to buy a set up will be grateful. I love how simple and easy you make anything with the setup and machinery you got a big fan of your Chanel and easy to follow your videos all the best.

                                                  • Andrew McMahon
                                                    Andrew McMahon  2 weeks back

                                                    milk in first is the best. Dribble milk in hot tea = UHT milk taste

                                                    • detoxn
                                                      detoxn  3 weeks back

                                                      at 6:20 is my favourite part

                                                      • jayney xx
                                                        jayney xx  3 weeks back

                                                        *ewww MILK IN FIRST that's just narrssttyyyyyy*

                                                        • Coco Films
                                                          Coco Films  3 weeks back

                                                          5:53. She should not be in there Collin. That’s dangerous. Plz don’t let her in there. She’s too cute.

                                                          • Tot Gaming
                                                            Tot Gaming  3 weeks back

                                                            Why don’t you make a machine that make stuff for you

                                                            • Billy Naylor
                                                              Billy Naylor  3 weeks back

                                                              I do my tea like that

                                                              • Oleś
                                                                Oleś  3 weeks back

                                                                I think its best thing u ever made, because i love tea with milk❤

                                                                • Nathan the gaming
                                                                  Nathan the gaming  3 weeks back

                                                                  what happens if i make
                                                                  *lincoinshire tea*

                                                                  • Matthew Ellis
                                                                    Matthew Ellis  3 weeks back

                                                                    Colin mate, the milk does not go in first. It's water on to tea bag, brew and then milk and sugar if that's your thing.

                                                                    • Khant Htet Aung
                                                                      Khant Htet Aung  3 weeks back

                                                                      Professionals -> Safety 1st
                                                                      Colin Furze -> Safety 23rd

                                                                      • lag controls
                                                                        lag controls  3 weeks back

                                                                        Barry’s tea for life

                                                                        • Meromes Death
                                                                          Meromes Death  3 weeks back

                                                                          Tbh if he was able to mass produce this I’d buy one instantly 😂

                                                                          • Jesus Christ
                                                                            Jesus Christ  3 weeks back

                                                                            there is some spiffing influence in this video.

                                                                            • Shrek the Memelord
                                                                              Shrek the Memelord  3 weeks back

                                                                              That first part reminded me of vsause

                                                                              • S k
                                                                                S k  3 weeks back

                                                                                Joke or not. Milk first is an absolute fucking disgrace. Fuck you Furze you heathen.

                                                                                • Mad Mikey
                                                                                  Mad Mikey  4 weeks back

                                                                                  who else loves colin's choice of music

                                                                                  • GlebRysanov
                                                                                    GlebRysanov  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Wearing a tie in a workshop may be even worse idea than the 'milk first' principle. Ask Mr Bean :)
                                                                                    Edit: never mind, just saw his mug in the end of the video :)

                                                                                    • mackenzie trebilcock
                                                                                      mackenzie trebilcock  4 weeks back

                                                                                      "the cup will move gently down the track" *adds 17000 rpm motor and cup is launched to pluto*

                                                                                      • Bobby Jay
                                                                                        Bobby Jay  4 weeks back

                                                                                        Did people dislike this video because he put milk first?

                                                                                        • Nhật gamer Vn
                                                                                          Nhật gamer Vn  4 weeks back


                                                                                          • water cow
                                                                                            water cow  4 weeks back

                                                                                            I think its safe to say Colin Furze is living in the future.