Come with me to a swim meet

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  • Published: 11 March 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.






    But what happened to that piece of ice?


    You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.

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    With love,

    Jeorge Clooney
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Comments • 22 032

  • lalalauren
    lalalauren  4 months back

    For other curious American swimmers: her 200 free was a 2:01 converted and the 100 was a 56 converted :)

    • Sophie Loerke
      Sophie Loerke  3 days back

      Michelle Ko no that’s not what I meant at all! I meant it like those are really good times, especially for not training year round (being on club) she’s got real talent!

    • Michelle Ko
      Michelle Ko  4 days back

      Marcela Sangasy just because you’re faster doesn’t mean you have to put others down :)

    • Sophie Loerke
      Sophie Loerke  1 weeks back

      That’s actually hella good

    • Glh P
      Glh P  2 weeks back

      lalalauren wth does that mean

    • micah fuller
      micah fuller  2 weeks back

      Lmao... someone actually said her times aren't that fast. Umm yeah, they are! For anyone doubting that her times are pretty fast and the ones saying they have faster times (if you really do) and are younger than her, once you get her she and size you'll probably quickly learn why the times are so fast for younger swimmers. You will slow down some as you get bigger and heavier. Around the age of 11-14 estrogen and testosterone are also getting major boosts and level off as you get older. So all you young swimmers with really good times, you're gonna REALLY have to work to keep them as you get older.

  • @TYLR
    @TYLR  3 hours back

    Hahahaha just got recommended this and this betch is hilarious. Thank you!

    • Bethany Mead
      Bethany Mead  6 hours back

      When she hit her head at 7:50 I can’t even-

      • Navya Raj
        Navya Raj  11 hours back

        How are you good at EVERYTHINGG??

        • Liiinc
          Liiinc  11 hours back

          oh wow. im on the swim team and i practically melt on a 100 freestyle :(

          • Caelan Okinaga
            Caelan Okinaga  21 hours back

            Dude you eat nothing!!!!!! Im a swimmer and water polo player and Im severely underweight and I eat like 3× as much as you

            • Chilled_ Meme
              Chilled_ Meme  22 hours back

              Sending you a paypal of my anger.
              Ain’t nobody finna insult my anger!

              • Lyvia Walden
                Lyvia Walden  22 hours back

                I am so surprised that she said hungry instead of ravenous

                • Michelle Gould
                  Michelle Gould  1 days back

                  wait was this short course or long course and yards or meters

                  • MyLifeAsAlexander
                    MyLifeAsAlexander  1 days back

                    YES ONTARIO CANADA QUEEENSSS

                    • Rayalene
                      Rayalene  1 days back

                      My god im sooooo impressed with joanas time aaaaa i wish i was that fast too :(((

                      • Harlow Kleffner
                        Harlow Kleffner  1 days back

                        anyone else watching in september 2019 and thinking about how her hair is actually brown

                        • Shaquille Oatmeal
                          Shaquille Oatmeal  2 days back

                          Oh my god you do way too much in a week.

                          • NYX DREEMURR
                            NYX DREEMURR  2 days back

                            *insert Nicki Minaj Roman holiday hyperventilating noises*

                            • Vu Du
                              Vu Du  2 days back

                              Joana: “come with me to the swim meet”

                              Me: no

                              *watches the entire video*

                              • Addicorn Playz
                                Addicorn Playz  2 days back

                                Swim team gang

                                • Kailey Nicc
                                  Kailey Nicc  2 days back

                                  All that circle swimming!!

                                  • Audrey Belch
                                    Audrey Belch  2 days back

                                    Who is here in September 2019?

                                    • Kristyn Anne
                                      Kristyn Anne  2 days back

                                      i love how she published this on my birthday

                                      • JEB's LSG
                                        JEB's LSG  2 days back

                                        check out my youtube channel

                                        • peachii life
                                          peachii life  2 days back

                                          This wa filmed on my bday

                                          • Jodi Lee
                                            Jodi Lee  3 days back

                                            Wait why did Joana do an extra lap

                                            • ging3rdragon
                                              ging3rdragon  3 days back

                                              👍 🏊‍♂️

                                              • Macy Moonlight
                                                Macy Moonlight  3 days back

                                                I love your spicy crocks and I want them

                                                • Clare The Bear
                                                  Clare The Bear  3 days back

                                                  If you are 108 f or higher than you are pretty much dead

                                                  • Parallel Reaper
                                                    Parallel Reaper  3 days back

                                                    do another one

                                                    • renske willemsen
                                                      renske willemsen  3 days back

                                                      Pleaseeeeee make more swimming vidsssssss

                                                      • Alyshea Lee
                                                        Alyshea Lee  3 days back

                                                        I’m literally subbing cuz of the fact that u swim and I can relate so much

                                                        • Alyshea Lee
                                                          Alyshea Lee  3 days back

                                                          Omg I relate soo much with the race swim costumes, why can’t they be easy to put on??? 😫

                                                          • Jazzy Studios
                                                            Jazzy Studios  3 days back

                                                            I am the cytoplasm of the cell

                                                            • A B
                                                              A B  3 days back

                                                              I do nervous pooping as well,AND I HATE IT!

                                                              • Rocktopus306
                                                                Rocktopus306  4 days back

                                                                Your expansive vocabulary and fiery love for carbs make you quite loveable. haha Subscribed!

                                                                • Lex Jo Queen of Eggs
                                                                  Lex Jo Queen of Eggs  4 days back

                                                                  Ooh I just noticed that it’s says March 4th my birthday

                                                                  • Lucy Morrison
                                                                    Lucy Morrison  4 days back

                                                                    i had a swim meet yesterday and it was hardddd

                                                                    • Grace Magee
                                                                      Grace Magee  4 days back

                                                                      I see that jolyn... :P

                                                                      • William Petersen
                                                                        William Petersen  4 days back

                                                                        Hi

                                                                        • Louisplayz W
                                                                          Louisplayz W  4 days back

                                                                          I want a avocado tortilla

                                                                          • -Gacha Frap-
                                                                            -Gacha Frap-  4 days back

                                                                            Who gave Joana a bow and arrow?

                                                                            • b g
                                                                              b g  4 days back

                                                                              Homegirl was watching Daredevil

                                                                              • Robert
                                                                                Robert  5 days back

                                                                                Coach: "You were faster in practice, what happened?" And I was like shiiieeet

                                                                                • nothing idk
                                                                                  nothing idk  5 days back

                                                                                  **covers package** then proceeds to say “ don’t demonetize me”
                                                                                  **then proceeds to shove the same package as close to the camera as possible**

                                                                                  • Alana Zarate
                                                                                    Alana Zarate  5 days back

                                                                                    Am I the only one who realized that she waxed her legs with no pain 🤨🤨🧐

                                                                                    • Lee Linh
                                                                                      Lee Linh  5 days back

                                                                                      haha when you said breast-stroke looks like a frog, in Vietnamese it's called "frog swimming" (if you translate it to English literally)

                                                                                      • Blake McConnell
                                                                                        Blake McConnell  5 days back

                                                                                        Good Youtube on the recommended

                                                                                        • Maya Duthie
                                                                                          Maya Duthie  5 days back

                                                                                          "SpORk aND FoON"

                                                                                          • Shaylee B
                                                                                            Shaylee B  6 days back

                                                                                            My dudes this was on my birthdayyyy !!

                                                                                            • Sherry Rettinger
                                                                                              Sherry Rettinger  6 days back

                                                                                              *i l o v e t h e t h u m b n a i l*

                                                                                              • Pastel Unicorn
                                                                                                Pastel Unicorn  6 days back

                                                                                                8:21 lol