Moist Meter | Dora and the Lost City of Gold

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  • Published: 10 August 2019
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    Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019 Adventure / Family Movie) starring Isabela Moner, Eugenio Derbez and directed by James Bobin as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

    The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.

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Comments • 2 387

  • Zambony Jackson
    Zambony Jackson  14 hours back

    >greasy-ass neckbeard
    Oh, like you now!

    • papa stalin
      papa stalin  2 days back

      I would have legitimately rather of waited till it came out on blue ray

      • Zeraora Playz
        Zeraora Playz  3 days back

        I'm the map

        • Kujana Hewagama
          Kujana Hewagama  3 days back

          please cut your hair charlie

          • angel daza
            angel daza  3 days back

            "Open there eyes early"

            • Kate Handsome
              Kate Handsome  3 days back

              My 45-year-old parents went absolute apeshit for this movie. They said it was one of the funniest movies they had ever seen. I don't know what typa crack they're on but They seemed to like it so ig Dora does have an adult fanbase 👀👀

              • Matt
                Matt  4 days back

                Went to see this movie because I work as a camp counselor. We took about 100 kids to go to a movie theater and none of them liked this movie.... idk how anyone could enjoy this movie...

                • Brisk Guy
                  Brisk Guy  4 days back

                  My parents wanted to check it out because Eugenio Derbez I guess and they where probably the ones having the most fun in the theatre.

                  • PencilPusherChad
                    PencilPusherChad  4 days back

                    my dick smells

                    • Snipemebud ?
                      Snipemebud ?  4 days back

                      He missed the period joke

                      • Sakuri North
                        Sakuri North  4 days back

                        WiGgLe YoUr FiNgEr To It

                        • Frank Starobin
                          Frank Starobin  5 days back

                          While the movie was geared to young children, i can imagine a lot of high schoolers relating to the movie and some of its characters.

                          • coldogno7
                            coldogno7  5 days back

                            i would tap dora

                            • William Berger
                              William Berger  5 days back

                              Id subscribe but you have it forcing membership down my throat. I dont pay money to watch youtube sorry

                              • Maddy
                                Maddy  5 days back

                                William Berger every YouTube video has that if they have the membership option, it isn’t his fault

                            • Shrek the Memelord
                              Shrek the Memelord  5 days back

                              Dora makes him half moist

                              • Phim And Charman
                                Phim And Charman  6 days back

                                Me and my friend bust a nut when she said “vamanos” at the end

                                • The main cause of warps in all of reality

                                  Is the ad advertiser Bennet Foddy!?

                                  • Nyx Newton
                                    Nyx Newton  6 days back

                                    Is swiper in it?

                                    • Nimmin
                                      Nimmin  6 days back

                                      I'm glad it landed for its target audience :) But twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal is for all ages

                                      • cole lappan
                                        cole lappan  6 days back

                                        Ah yes the life of a movie reviewer

                                        • ser6Ijvolk
                                          ser6Ijvolk  6 days back

                                          "Ahahahaha! You're a grown man who's a fan of Dora the Explorer!"
                                          "Uh... yes, yes of course! That's what I am! Came to see my favorite cartoon brought to life, definitely didn't come to see Isabela Moner's 18 year old ass in little orange shorts!"

                                          • Ataxium
                                            Ataxium  6 days back

                                            Dora looks like a younger Mia Khalifa lmao

                                            • mrshmuga9
                                              mrshmuga9  6 days back

                                              That’s why you buy tickets at the machine, lol.

                                              • Darwin42 Official Channel

                                                Wait this movie is already out? I only saw I Trailer for it being advertised once

                                                • Goose
                                                  Goose  6 days back

                                                  I feel like lately he’s been creeping away from the homeless look, slowly replacing it with sort of a “fourth beegee” kind of vibe.

                                                  • Some GuyOnReefer
                                                    Some GuyOnReefer  6 days back

                                                    Yo I cant be the only one who wants to tounge punch Dora fart box, I dont know if I'd watch Dora the explorer, but I definatly could get lost exploring dora if ya know what I mean😏

                                                    • King Crimson
                                                      King Crimson  6 days back

                                                      😂hearing a voice aside from Charlie at the start had me perplexed

                                                      • Architects XIII
                                                        Architects XIII  6 days back

                                                        they casted her for her ass

                                                        • SpamReciever420
                                                          SpamReciever420  6 days back

                                                          Should've had Kaya jack his dick off over the ExpressVPN ad.

                                                          • Josh Goolman
                                                            Josh Goolman  7 days back

                                                            Let the hair keep growing bro til it hits your nips

                                                            • Theodore James
                                                              Theodore James  1 weeks back

                                                              I love how Jackson is just like Charlie's business lackey. But they're also friends.

                                                              • The Abbey of the Everyman

                                                                If I’m hammered? Ima go see this movie off acid lmao

                                                                • salamandertommy666
                                                                  salamandertommy666  1 weeks back

                                                                  Charlie will walk into Dora the Explorer alone and watch the whole thing and go home but my dad can’t come back home after going to the bathroom at his lady friends house

                                                                  • MaeJuno
                                                                    MaeJuno  1 weeks back

                                                                    I'm a ticket seller and I laugh at people occasionally

                                                                    • Averly
                                                                      Averly  1 weeks back

                                                                      Dora the Explorer hasn't been around for quite a while, so the fact that there are any child fans is absolutely mind boggling to me

                                                                      • NeonSuspenders
                                                                        NeonSuspenders  1 weeks back

                                                                        Dora with boobs makes me very uncomfortable.

                                                                        • Uglyguyhater 98
                                                                          Uglyguyhater 98  1 weeks back

                                                                          You should of put your hair into little pigtails to blend in.

                                                                          • The Spanish Inquisition

                                                                            Who made this heresy.. EXECUTE THEM

                                                                            • Just Jams
                                                                              Just Jams  1 weeks back

                                                                              DORARARARARARARAARRA....DORAAAAAA

                                                                              • EDortGamer
                                                                                EDortGamer  1 weeks back

                                                                                *"Whora and The Thots Titty Gold"*

                                                                                • stevebob240
                                                                                  stevebob240  1 weeks back

                                                                                  "I felt genuinely ashamed of myself"
                                                                                  Great review! I'm sold.

                                                                                  • gatta
                                                                                    gatta  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Dora, the Explorer
                                                                                    Dora, the Explorer
                                                                                    Bitch look good for a four-year old
                                                                                    Dora, the Explorer
                                                                                    Dora, the Explorer
                                                                                    Bitch look good for a four-year old
                                                                                    First name Dora
                                                                                    Last name Explorer
                                                                                    She look good for a four-year old
                                                                                    That's not illegal
                                                                                    'Cause she's an animation
                                                                                    And I'm a human

                                                                                    [Verse]
                                                                                    Bring that lil Mexican ass over here
                                                                                    I know Trump tryna' kick you out
                                                                                    But I want you here on my dick
                                                                                    On my dick
                                                                                    This is really inappropriate
                                                                                    Just kidding
                                                                                    Come shake that lil pussy on my dick
                                                                                    First name Dora
                                                                                    Last name FUCK
                                                                                    Bring that little pussy
                                                                                    Come shake it on my cock
                                                                                    Explore this dick
                                                                                    Explore these balls
                                                                                    Explore my body
                                                                                    And I'll explore your holes
                                                                                    Bitch Dora love it when the nuts hanging out
                                                                                    Diego on the side lines
                                                                                    He tryna' suck my balls too
                                                                                    Shit, if you really wanna suck my balls
                                                                                    I can swing that way 'cause you looking kinda cute as well
                                                                                    Uh, explore my asshole with that monkey character
                                                                                    That nobody knows the name of
                                                                                    That purple backpack's looking cute on your back
                                                                                    You know what else I wanna see on your back?
                                                                                    Another backpack
                                                                                    'Cause I know you like to coordinate
                                                                                    Dora
                                                                                    Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora
                                                                                    I bet your pussy look like Pandora

                                                                                    • Infamous Pilgrim21
                                                                                      Infamous Pilgrim21  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Wouldnt say toy story is "for kids". I would say it's a movie for everybody

                                                                                      • Nana
                                                                                        Nana  1 weeks back

                                                                                        There are so many things RIGHT about this video

                                                                                        • avianuhhh m
                                                                                          avianuhhh m  1 weeks back

                                                                                          What the fuck is Express VPN

                                                                                          • spiddyman007
                                                                                            spiddyman007  1 weeks back

                                                                                            U learn spanish?

                                                                                            • spiddyman007
                                                                                              spiddyman007  1 weeks back

                                                                                              Haha

                                                                                              • spiddyman007
                                                                                                spiddyman007  1 weeks back

                                                                                                Haha I feel bad for you