Everything Wrong With Watchmen In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published: 10 March 2016
  • With a new Snyder superhero film coming up, we take a look at one of his earlier superhero films: Watchmen. For the hell of it, we went with the extended edition, which we now regret.

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  • Mrenderkid Productions
    Mrenderkid Productions  2 hours back

    11:56

    You think of Mickey Abbott


    I think of Mr Poulos

    • Bale Sahagun
      Bale Sahagun  11 hours back

      Should add a thousand sins for: if the world found out the truth the smartest man would be their new villain, not go back to threatening each other with nukes🙂 the blood and ketchup missed me

      • Bale Sahagun
        Bale Sahagun  11 hours back

        IT'S THE MAIN CHARACTERS THEY NEED TO DO THESE THINGS IN A MOVIE lol

        • Woodworking and Epoxy
          Woodworking and Epoxy  14 hours back

          You do know we had a president that served 5 terms right

          • Martin Greer
            Martin Greer  21 hours back

            In 17 minutes or "frewer"

            1 *Ding*
            Cinema Sin Counter

            • BONOKI
              BONOKI  1 days back

              every time i visit you make me laugh... thank you!

              • C T
                C T  1 days back

                Bro you are getting most of ur shit wrong as fuck - do you know the graphic novel???

                • DarkClow 1983
                  DarkClow 1983  1 days back

                  2:50 America would never elect the same dude five times in a row. We're fickle, and that would span 20 years, with a new generation of votes and... Five terms?!?!? LOL just look at russia!

                  • Gankatron 5000
                    Gankatron 5000  2 days back

                    I am sure the person who put this list together has next to no sense of irony or layers of emotional character composition, a tic-tac-toe analysis of chess game tactics.

                    • Jester
                      Jester  2 days back

                      Listen, even though Jes can rewatch this forever, it is flawed and there were mistakes, that being said, you are still the best at what you do, also there are hella comma's in this comment.

                      • Coleman Greer
                        Coleman Greer  2 days back

                        1:03 actually, the guy being punched is supposed to be joe chill and the people being saved are Thomas and Martha Wayne. It’s meant to be an Easter egg and the Batman posters in the back imply that Bruce Wayne never becomes Batman because his parents are never murdered

                        • Owen Brooks
                          Owen Brooks  4 days back

                          It's a fucking lynx, dumb shit

                          • Brian C-137
                            Brian C-137  4 days back

                            Roosevelt was elected for 4 terms. Maybe he could have done 5 if he lived? Plus, I thought the point of showing Nixon being elected for 5 terms was that Nixon could have manipulated the electorate.

                            • Guzzo Trooper
                              Guzzo Trooper  4 days back

                              I just watched this movie for the first time a couple days ago, it was really dumb and I'll not see it again. It felt really disjointed and nonsensical.

                              • ETHAN LANCE
                                ETHAN LANCE  6 days back

                                5:14, This is actually movie; in it's entirety is actually a metaphor for the unappreciative attitudes of the Americans when the soldiers came home from Vietnam.

                                • Fred Landry
                                  Fred Landry  6 days back

                                  This movie was awful.

                                  • Gene Johnson
                                    Gene Johnson  6 days back

                                    I don't know why I watch this, he's ruined a few movies that I use to like :)

                                    • Subsplot
                                      Subsplot  7 days back

                                      Well you didn't get Watchmen did you. I mean you spotted the Batman comic reference but didn't spot that right next to those posters are the Wayne's leaving the opera and being saved by a Mask meaning that young Bruce never has any motivation to become Batman. So yer, Batman only exists in the Watchmen universe as a comic. Half of what you've mentioned aren't sins, they're deliberate jabs at super hero tropes. (As you know, the whole graphic novel was a deliberate jab at the whole superhero trope.)

                                      • Kid From 21 Jump Street

                                        17 mins or less huh? It's literally 19 minutes....

                                        • Jake
                                          Jake  1 weeks back

                                          You obviously don’t understand this movie lol

                                          • ROBERT RODRIGUEZ
                                            ROBERT RODRIGUEZ  1 weeks back

                                            The Jenny claim of jailbait is not because of Laurie's age, but because of Jenny's.

                                            Example: I had an ex call me "Chester the Molester" because my new girlfriend was 22. I was 32 and she was pushing 40. Great logic, right?

                                            • Robert Hall
                                              Robert Hall  1 weeks back

                                              Nothing wrong with this film.

                                              • SavageGerbil
                                                SavageGerbil  1 weeks back

                                                Hey, I'm calling foul. Nowhere in the bible did it suggest that Jesus didn't own an owl costume.

                                                • Sourabh Roddey
                                                  Sourabh Roddey  2 weeks back

                                                  This movie really was pathetic junk.

                                                  • ARES GaddaWar
                                                    ARES GaddaWar  2 weeks back

                                                    DC/WB needs to get back to showing weird, complex stories

                                                    Sandman, Fables F'n Animal Man?!

                                                    • Panini Paul
                                                      Panini Paul  2 weeks back

                                                      And one sin for you pronouncing 99 Luftballons ;)

                                                      • Jack
                                                        Jack  2 weeks back

                                                        6:25
                                                        1: Yes he probably does know their addresses, he can tell the future. 2: if he doesn’t, he can just teleport them to an empty parking lot or something.

                                                        • Cody Averesch
                                                          Cody Averesch  2 weeks back

                                                          Nobody actually knows any Russ' it's just a name in movies.

                                                          • narasanti Mani
                                                            narasanti Mani  2 weeks back

                                                            I like your channel, but Watchmen has a special kind of narrative, humor and philosophy. You simply don't understand any of it.

                                                            • Remo Pellegrino
                                                              Remo Pellegrino  2 weeks back

                                                              Smiley Face on Mars... Oh no!!! Perhaps you should do some research and read about the Galle crater on Mars???

                                                              • Antney
                                                                Antney  2 weeks back

                                                                You didn't mention how people in fancy dress had "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" levels of superhuman strength and agility.

                                                                • Cole Hatfield
                                                                  Cole Hatfield  2 weeks back

                                                                  People dont seem to understand roscarch is supposed to be a neonazi, the bad guy

                                                                  • matt d painter
                                                                    matt d painter  3 weeks back

                                                                    Rorschach is a bad motherfucker also... “I’m not stuck in here with you.... you’re stuck in here with me!”

                                                                    • matt d painter
                                                                      matt d painter  3 weeks back

                                                                      Why wouldn’t you just make more dr. Manhattans... by repeating that accident...

                                                                      • Anees Mohammed
                                                                        Anees Mohammed  3 weeks back

                                                                        Nitpicking? Really? How moronic

                                                                        • G Money
                                                                          G Money  3 weeks back

                                                                          Love cinemasins, but can't sin the Superman-Comic-poster and Gotham. In the Watchmen universe, all DC Super-heroes are made-up, but places like Gotham and Metropolis still exist. It's pretty cool (Doomsday Clock is actually the greatest thing ever and explains some of this)

                                                                          • Brinton Callahan
                                                                            Brinton Callahan  3 weeks back

                                                                            It must be nice to be a critic. A bad one at that.

                                                                            • Hypno
                                                                              Hypno  3 weeks back

                                                                              afganistan is not in the middle east you've made that mistake twice now

                                                                              • James William
                                                                                James William  3 weeks back

                                                                                the bad thing is... i want more action sequences!!!

                                                                                • Johnny Sack
                                                                                  Johnny Sack  3 weeks back

                                                                                  You wrong on this one 😂

                                                                                  • Rafael Nascimento
                                                                                    Rafael Nascimento  3 weeks back

                                                                                    Bad cinemasins

                                                                                    • Dead on Time
                                                                                      Dead on Time  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Everything Wrong with Watchmen in 17 Minutes or Frewer

                                                                                      • Jeffrey Salvador
                                                                                        Jeffrey Salvador  4 weeks back

                                                                                        This movie is awesome. One of the best superhero movies. Dark, political, with action. Great script and cinematic work

                                                                                        • J S
                                                                                          J S  4 weeks back

                                                                                          13:40 under the hood book is yet another Easter egg relating to Batman.

                                                                                          • Pogo's Place
                                                                                            Pogo's Place  4 weeks back

                                                                                            There’s no wonder this has 9,000 dislikes. Reaching.

                                                                                            • David Ritherford
                                                                                              David Ritherford  4 weeks back

                                                                                              You do so much research but you don't know and for being a man you don't know that's the penis is a muscle not a bone right otherwise it would always be hard

                                                                                              • Canal Ovelha Negra
                                                                                                Canal Ovelha Negra  4 weeks back

                                                                                                1:53 You sin stuff you don't understand in the plot.

                                                                                                The timeline split when Doctor Manhattan and Comedian went to Vieta and USA won the war

                                                                                                • Minwon Jang
                                                                                                  Minwon Jang  2 weeks back

                                                                                                  He even sinned the doctors dragging Mothman away, Mothman doesn't even have any powers, none of them except Dr. Manhattan, that was the whole point of the story.

                                                                                              • Canal Ovelha Negra
                                                                                                Canal Ovelha Negra  4 weeks back

                                                                                                Why did you sin the opening credits? It's perfect.
                                                                                                " This movie is alternate history, but this newspaper headline kind of meshes with regular history "

                                                                                                WTF???