Dear Mom, give me a dog

  • Published: 04 February 2019

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  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   7 months back

    Just some clarification: I said that I didn’t want a pitbull because there is a running joke on this channel that I don’t do well with the singer/rapper/dictator Pitbull. I have in fact met several pitbulls and they have always been sweet. So sorry if I came off as insensitive!

  • Coco Wei
    Coco Wei  17 minutes back

    Mother Goose how dare you

    • Monica Demari
      Monica Demari  10 hours back

      Labradoodles are awesome

      • Snowy Owl
        Snowy Owl  21 hours back

        I have a great daneeee

        • Aesthetic Plants
          Aesthetic Plants  1 days back

          *If you don’t get a John cena a dog I’m suing*

          • Burcu Eroglu
            Burcu Eroglu  1 days back

            Itchy nose and a runny throat.
            I don’t know why I found that so funny. 😂

            • Why tho?
              Why tho?  1 days back

              yh but golden retrivers have a LOT of problems I have had golden retrieversssss so yh

              • CinderK Vlogz
                CinderK Vlogz  3 days back

                why can’t you get a pitbull?

                • gkeira09
                  gkeira09  3 days back

                  THAT ENDING THO.. BAHAHAHA 😂

                  • ging3rdragon
                    ging3rdragon  3 days back

                    A dog is life!! Give John cena her dog 🐕🥰

                    • Nath P
                      Nath P  4 days back

                      5:06 Ok, that’s it, you’re my favourite YouTuber.

                      • pennywise _gamer
                        pennywise _gamer  4 days back

                        7 months later no dog

                        • CJB
                          CJB  5 days back

                          3:26 that took me a second 😂😂😂

                          • Candy NilyYT
                            Candy NilyYT  5 days back

                            Mother goose, please bless John cena with a 🐕 dog 🐶

                            • Eleni Hines
                              Eleni Hines  5 days back

                              I was going to say, as a friend of pibbles everywhere: is it because Ontario is all weird with their anti-pibble laws? But then you addressed it.

                              • Hunnibee -Editz
                                Hunnibee -Editz  5 days back

                                Dear mother goose,

                                Give John Cena a doggo

                                • Clare The Bear
                                  Clare The Bear  5 days back

                                  My dog is hypoallergenic and she’s the cutest little fluff ball ever

                                  • Canadian_ Mermaid
                                    Canadian_ Mermaid  6 days back

                                    I love this😂😂😂😂

                                    • Gina Garcia
                                      Gina Garcia  6 days back

                                      You can have my sister

                                      • Sandra Preze {fanpage}

                                        Germen Shepherd?

                                        • Boy Wonder
                                          Boy Wonder  7 days back

                                          I want you. Show yourself in Toronto tf

                                          • Lucy Heartfilia
                                            Lucy Heartfilia  1 weeks back

                                            Hypoallergenic dog breeds don’t work for me

                                            • Frostbite
                                              Frostbite  1 weeks back

                                              Me before getting two dogs: *this video*
                                              Me after getting two dogs: fuck it, I want a macaw.

                                              • Alyssa Mariex3439
                                                Alyssa Mariex3439  1 weeks back


                                                • Alyssa Mariex3439
                                                  Alyssa Mariex3439  1 weeks back

                                                  Your the best YouTuber ever

                                                  • Ochako Uraraka
                                                    Ochako Uraraka  1 weeks back

                                                    I want a dog too

                                                    • Shia Allen
                                                      Shia Allen  1 weeks back

                                                      not all pits are mean

                                                      • Babygoat MSP
                                                        Babygoat MSP  1 weeks back

                                                        I got a really cute dog ad before the start of the video

                                                        • Miley michelle
                                                          Miley michelle  1 weeks back

                                                          I have a bunny and I think you should get one

                                                          • Mei Azuki
                                                            Mei Azuki  1 weeks back

                                                            Just get a cat.....

                                                            • Ainsley Meadows
                                                              Ainsley Meadows  1 weeks back

                                                              i had the video paused at 6:16, and my dad walks and goes "that girl looks like the lead singer from rush"

                                                              • Balbina Armstrong
                                                                Balbina Armstrong  2 weeks back

                                                                Hope you get that doggo

                                                                • Day or night dreamer
                                                                  Day or night dreamer  2 weeks back

                                                                  Same Joana, same.

                                                                  • Mihaela Periša
                                                                    Mihaela Periša  2 weeks back

                                                                    Dear mother Goose please for God sake buy her a dog is that too much to ask ???

                                                                    • Abbys Outlet
                                                                      Abbys Outlet  2 weeks back

                                                                      I'm a cat person

                                                                      • That brat child
                                                                        That brat child  2 weeks back

                                                                        That thumbnail tho, N-Nina is-s that you?

                                                                        • maddiethemad playz
                                                                          maddiethemad playz  2 weeks back

                                                                          I like Pomeranians!! OwO

                                                                          • unitatoe1savior???????????

                                                                            Aww but pit bulls are so nice I have one

                                                                            • Chloe Stanford
                                                                              Chloe Stanford  2 weeks back

                                                                              Just get her a dog

                                                                              • ifigenia tiraski
                                                                                ifigenia tiraski  2 weeks back

                                                                                You DESERVE a doggo so fckn much

                                                                                • Adrianna Costello-Martin

                                                                                  Great Danes have a higher chance of getting cancer when they’re older my dog is Rhodesian ridge back Great Dane mix but he’s definitely more Rhodesian

                                                                                  • chloe
                                                                                    chloe  2 weeks back

                                                                                    You should get a havanese of these are super smart and cute and hyper allergenic and love to play

                                                                                    • Antzi06 Antzelina
                                                                                      Antzi06 Antzelina  2 weeks back

                                                                                      She's better at presentations than me when I have to make one for school. MOM CENNA GIVE HER A DOG NOW

                                                                                      • Bergen Buschmeyer
                                                                                        Bergen Buschmeyer  2 weeks back

                                                                                        lol i'm watching this first thing in the morning before my first day of school bc Joana's the only thing that brings me peace

                                                                                        • Adriela Fage
                                                                                          Adriela Fage  3 weeks back

                                                                                          I got 217 brain cells from ur vocabulary

                                                                                          • char8840 char8840
                                                                                            char8840 char8840  3 weeks back

                                                                                            You rock!!!

                                                                                            • tumblrstary Logina
                                                                                              tumblrstary Logina  3 weeks back

                                                                                              Pet Bunny by nature/personality is literally like between a cat and a dog

                                                                                              • galaxy 44
                                                                                                galaxy 44  3 weeks back

                                                                                                MOTHER GOOSE PLEASE GET JOHN CENA A DOGGGO!!! :)